Amiboshi: If you want to live with me, then drink, Suboshi.
Suboshi: (Takes the juice in the mouth, moves towards Ami) O.o (turns and spits it out) Can't do it!!
Miaka: Oh, for the love of...
Amiboshi: *relieved sigh* Thank you!! Seriously, this is not going to work! Kiss my own brother? How trifling!!
Miaka: It's not kissing, dimwits. You're supposed to transfer the juice from one mouth to the other. Consider it like CPR!
Amiboshi and Suboshi: (looks at Miaka, then look at each other, then drop their heads in defeat) Fine!! Let's get this over with! (Moves into position)
Amiboshi: If you want to live with me then drink, Suboshi.
Suboshi: (takes juice in the mouth, moves in for the kill) >.<
Amiboshi: O.o (takes it like a man) (After filming)
Miaka: See? It wasn't that bad, now was it? ~ ^;
Suboshi: Yes it was!! O.o
Amiboshi: I feel so dirty...
Tomo: (runs in laughing, flailing a picture of the scene) I'm posting this one up now! You guys will be remembered for that one! I mean I knew you guys were close but WHOA!! ^_____^ (Runs off to his room)
Ami & Suboshi: (falls on each other looking sick) Like the last pictures weren't bad enough, Tomo!!


II. And the winner is...

Tamahome: Just admit I'm the most popular! You know it's true!
Tasuki: Why are you so disillusioned, Tama?
Hotohori: Yeah, you know it's me ^^
Both: WHAT???
Hotohori: Look, we'll settle this here, all of us!
Chichiri, Chiriko, Nuriko, Mitsukake: Oh great, another contest!!
Hotohori: (opens door)
Girls: *loud screams*
Hotohori: (closes door) Ta da!!
Tamahome: Riiiight... (Opens door)
Girls: (loud and simultaneous) TAMAHOME!! *Screams follow*
Tamahome: (closes door) *singsong* All the ladies know my name!
Tasuki: Because Miaka says it every five minutes (imitates DJ) check it-check it-check it out!! (Opens door) Hey ladies!!
Girls: Gen-chan!! (Screams; one girl glomps Tasuki, security pries her off.) Aishiteru!!
Tasuki: Gotta go girls ~ ^; (closes door) How about that?? (Pours celebratory sake cup for himself)
Tamahome: You're up, Chichiri!
Chichiri: (exasperated) DAAA!! (Opens door) Konnichiwa, no da.
Girls: (screams) Take off your mask!
Chichiri: (takes off mask with a blush) ^#
Girls: (loud screams and various items thrown into room) Wo Ai Ni, 'Chiri-chan!!
Chichiri: (closes door, puts on mask, picks up items and stuffs in a very full drawer with the others)
Hotohori: O.O Ooookay... Chiriko!
Chiriko: Do I have to?? Okay... (Opens door)
Girls: KAWAII... CHIRIKO!!!
Chiriko: (closes door) can I go back to my game, now? (Picks up Gameboy) Go... Pikachu!!!
Nuriko: I'm going, don't rush me!! (Opens door; whistles and catcalls follow) UGH!! (Slams door) I'm not a woman, for crying out loud ;_;
Tasuki: Last one, Mitsukake, you're up!
Mistukake: (opens door)
Girls: Mitsukake!!! (deafening screams, girls storm door, security strains to keep them at bay.)
Mitsukake: (raises hand, girls go silent) Uh... hi. (Half smile)
Girls: (swoon and faint... ALL of them)
Mitsukake: (closes door and sits down) Don't ask.
All: O.o


III. Hotohori is saving Miaka from drowning (a labor of love)

Nuriko: Miaka? Hotohori-sama?? (Sees hair box thingy) NO!! Oh, he is so dead!
Chichiri: What's wrong, no da?
Nuriko: He took his hair out of the box...HE TOOK HIS HAIR OUT OF THE BOX!!
Chiriko: And the problem is...
Nuriko: Do you have ANY idea how long it takes to but ALL that hair into a TINY BOX!! You have no idea!! He is so dying when I see him...
Hotohori and Miaka: (landing on the shore)
Nuriko: Miaka!!
Chichiri: (checking) She's okay.
Hotohori: Thank goodness!!
(Later, after everything)
Nuriko: Hotohori-sama!! (Fists planted on hips)
Hotohori: O.O Nuriko? ^^ Oh... I know what this is about! (Walks up and grabs Nuriko) Gomen ne, Nuriko. I know you work so hard with me, but it's not on purpose, I promise I'll think of you next time. ~__^
Nuriko: (shaky knees) Daijoubu, Hotohori-sama, daijoubu. (Runs to get brushes and happily goes to work) *whistling cheerfully to himself*
Tasuki: Pay up, dude.
Chiriko: (digs for money)
Hotohori: works every time ~ ^;


IV. Baby, we're all tired of it!!

Tamahome: there's something I need to discuss with all of you
Miaka: Tamahome?
Chichiri: Daijoubu ka, no da Tamahome?
Tasuki: Yeah, Tama-chan. Doushita no?
Nuriko: Hey, Tama-baby, you wanted to see me?
Chiriko: Tamahome-san?
Mistukake: Tamahome?
Tamahome: See? This is what I'm talking about. Everybody keeps saying my name every five minutes.
All: What do you mean, Tamahome?
Tasuki: Yeah, have you lost it again, Tama-chan?
Tamahome: O.o See?! This is what I mean!! (Jumps up and down in frustration) I'm tire of people saying my name all the time!! I'm so tired of hearing "Tamahome, Tamahome" I'm ready to explode
Nuriko: Yep, Tama-baby has lost it!
Tamahome: AHH!! I'm changing my name. From now on, call me Bill!!
Nuriko: Tama-baby, what kind of a name is that?
Tasuki: Bill?? O.o Tamahome, do you have any idea how lame BHTC sounds???
Miaka: Are you sure about this, Tamahome?
Tamahome: Bill! Ore wa Bill!! BILL!!!
Servant: Special message for Tamahome-sama. It reads: Tamahome, Tamahome, Tamahome, We love you so much Tamahome. Oh Tamahome is such a dream, whenever Tamahome comes near me. Tama, Tamahome, Tamahome, Tamahome, Tamahome...
Tamahome: Why meeeeeee??? ;_;

(Note: Isn't it great he feels the same way?? ~^)

Well, it's over for now, and... What?? No!! Stay back! Help!! Nakago is attacking me!!! Nakago: Come back here!! (Whip cracks) Bye, Minna-san!! (runs screaming)