Meaty Chunks, The fat lady with the touch of romance in the dark.

Cone Head, This guy could open a ski course on he's fod.

Liquid Man, He got his name when he appeared in the film Terminator 2.

Bargin Hunt, He wears his glasses like the gay guy on BBC1.

Steven Seagull, The supply teacher that likes colouring in pages and pages of other peoples work:, saucy  leathers and a fine nit combed hair.

Mr Muldoon, The crazy ICT teacher that has conversations with printers in the IT room, weird fella.

Dr dray, The huge African guy with trousers that have enough material to go round the earth 10 times. He also has a pettish for a4 paper.

Touch Of Love, If you like small old men that like the odd cheek stroke, Jeffrey's your man.