Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits

Parties:
Going Without New Outfits

Man Management:
Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game

Bathroom Etiquette I:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet too

Bathroom Etiquette II:
His Razor is His

Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

Communication Skills II:
Thinking Before Speaking

Communication Skills III:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You Can Acquire

Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up

Introduction to Parking

Advanced Parking:
Backing Into a Space

Water Retention:
Fact or Fat

Cooking I:
Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

Cooking II:
Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

Cooking III:
How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

Compliments:
Accepting Them Gracefully

PMS:
Your Problem, Not His

Dancing:
Why Men Don't Like To

Classic Clothing:
Wearing Outfits You Already Have

Household Dust:
A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

Integrating Your Laundry:
Washing It All Together

Oil and Gas:
Your Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air fresheners)

TV Remotes:
For Men Only

Please register immediately as courses are in great demand.

Workshop for MEN

Topic 1
How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2
The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Round table discussion.

Topic 3
Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4
Fundamental differences between the aundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5
The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6
Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7
Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8
Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9
Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.

Topic 10
Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11
Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12
How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13
How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.