Pick-up Lines
I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat
Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right.
I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
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