I wanted to piss on the shirt but my enormous dick would have dampened the shirt so bad it wouldn't have caught fire.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to burn a $5 shirt but I poured gasoline and lit it with a lighter.
Here I stood back with a big ass grin on my face, perhaps I enjoyed it?eh
Martin Luther King's dream in the making. The white man working with the black man to stomp out the flames.(Note the Nerd observing on the right)
Finished product.
After this article was posted, 30% of readers went ouside and burned a shirt.