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Remember Mullet hunting? or even whore hunting? why not bring that fun to your everyday life. Youll be walking down the street, youll spot about 2.....3 hundred juggalos just standing there. It's not hard to find them, theres no juggalo in the history of man that has ever had a car, so there always walking or standing. Why not take a picture? Why not send it to Headweight so we can document all the juggalo sightings around the world. | |
How to find Juggalos
Juggalos are very easily spotted. They hang around anywhere they can that atleast 10 of them can get to without driving. They like to be in groups of 3 or more. I suggest checking behind local grocery stores or in front of McDonalds. Also check the area for a store with Faygo or "JuggaJuice" as it had been dubbed. And always remember, 1 juggalo captured, is 1 less juggalo that has gone unstudied. | Why find juggalos?
Juggalos are a rare breed of human that, for lack of a better word, have been possessed by what we call an "Insane Clown". Yes i know its hard to believe now, but they are all over. We need to capture these creatures on film and study them to find out what causes such behavior in a normal human being and maybe even one day find a cure for this terrifying disease. | Juggalo Point Scale
When capturing the juggalos you can use a scale in your head to tell you how much your juggalo picture will be worth to us studiers. The scale is as follows:
1 point for a juggalo alone walking down the street
2 points for a couple juggalos stnading in front of a building
3 points for a group of 10+ juggalos in front of a store or at a ICP convention
4 points for a group of 3+ juggalos all in full face makeup
5 points for a juggalo actually driving a car(very very very rare)
10 points for a juggalo pictured shopping with his mom(really no scientific purpose but very extremely funny) |
All Juggalo pictures should be sent to Webmaster Mark
"Pointy Hat juggalo" Photo by Ashley's Car, 4 points
"Leader Juggalo" Photo by Ashley's Car, 7 points
Photo by Dave, 1 point
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