Sometimes with your busy tour schedule, photo shoots, and album recordings you just can't find time to use the toilet. That's why when Robbie's on the go, he wears Depends, the adult diaper that keeps you fresh and dry all day and into the night.

Here we have Robbie posing for Ginsu knives. After Rob's done "cutting up" the competition, he came make himself a tasty little sandwich with this one of a kind knife set.
Ginsu Knives- they're just that good.

Do you love beans burritos but hate the way they just tear up your stomach? Are you sick of being the stinky one in the crowded elevator? Wish there was a way to control embarrassing flatulence? Well, look no further- Beano is the answer to all you're gassy problems! Simply take one pill before eating and you'll kiss those stinky farts good-bye.

Next we have Rob showing the world that, yes, even popstars do get constipated. That's why when Robbie's constipated he reaches for the gentle laxative.

After taking all that Correctol, Robbie's going to need to grab some of this. Charmin- the soft, yet strong, toilet paper. Just look at Robbie's face, he's saying, "Hmm, not half bad...go on, give her a squeeze."

As you can see in this picture, Rob really does a fine acting job. Look at that psychotic, twisted grin. Hell, I'd almost believe he really is crazy. Huh? What's that? You say he is? Oh, well then, I guess it good thing he's in that jacket...

Next we have the How to be a Popstar for Dummies book. In this book we can see the many faces of Bob-o and learn how to be just like him while we're at it! A must have for you die hard fans out there.

What do we have here? Rob promoting safe sex? Or, did I just want to cut and paste a condom in Robbie's hand to be dirty? Hmmm, the world may never know.

Are you a Vanilla Ice wannabe? Well then, when you're shaving that line through your brow, make sure you use a Gillette Daisy pink razor with soothing aloe strip. It'll give you that close clean shave that'll drive the mad honeys wild. Right, right. Word to your mother.

Watch out Brandy, move over Mandy Moore, here comes the newest face in make-up- Bob-o Williams. In this ad we can see why waterproof mascara is a must for us girls on the run, and with Mayboblline's new waterproof mascara you can kiss those raccoon eyes good-bye.

Finally we have an ad for Rob's new workout video, Tae Bob-o. In this video you'll learn how to get fit and kick ass with a bamboo stick. It has taken Bob-o 25 long, hard minutes to come up with the perfect total body fitness routine. His legendary experience as the pre-eminate fight like a girl master, has made Tae Bob-o the fitness system of the new millennium...or at least that's what he likes to tell himself. So, order now!