I should probably start off by saying this is my favorite video of Robbie's. If you've never seen this video then I highly recommend you buy the She's the One single and watch it because it's the funniest crap I've seen in a long time. Now let's get to the review...

Ice skating video? Ok, I guess I did ask for originality, didn't I? Now, the video starts off with coach Robbie and this ice skating couple jumping up and down. They've apparently just finished their routine and I guess they scored pretty high. You can tell right from the beginning that Robbie has a thing for this chick's ice skates, because every chance he gets he hugs her and then nonchalantly eyes her skates.

The video cuts to Robbie sitting in an empty arena wearing all black. Oooo sexy. He's singing. La la la. Then it shows the couple, who I shall now refer to as Jack and Jill, practicing in a rink. Robbie is yelling at them from the sidelines, all the while still lusting for Jill's skates to be his. Jack and Jill are skating their hearts out, trying to stay warm in those paper thin RW jackets. Bravo, nice shameless plug.

Coach Robbie then bitches at Jack because he's screwing up all the moves. This is probably due to the fact that Jack has a really bad toupee, which keeps falling in his eyes making it impossible for him to see. This shoddy toupee is also what causes him to fall and get a boo boo. Robbie, the ever so concerned coach, skates over to him, and man, would you look at that acting! Hand him a frigging academy award!

Robbie and Jill managed to get Jack to the locker room. It appears he has broken his foot and I have to say this is really bad acting on his part. I mean, where's the pain? Where's the agony? It's hurts like a bitch when you break your foot, I should know, I've broken my a couple times. Anyway Robbie gets a hold of Jack's skate and sniffs it. He thinks to himself, "Soon, Jill's skates will be mine...all mine!" The sweaty odor of the skate causes Robbie to have a flashback from his childhood. It all starts off with him getting ice skates for Christmas. Then it shows him working hard to get to the "Silver Skates" tournament. He finally gets there and he's does a little air spin thingy but gravity just won't have it and he falls to the ice humiliated. Everyone laughs at him, including little Jill...she's the girl wearing the bright pink dress. These events are obviously what caused Robbie to give up ice skating and instead pursue his vengeance for Jill's skates.

The video then cuts to the "World Figure Skating Open Championship" where Jill is standing out on the ice all by herself. That is, until a mystery man wearing a corduroy jumpsuit with rhinestones and tassels(???) comes skating out to join her. What a queer...oh wait, it's Robbie. Oops. They start skating....