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Frequently Asked Questions
Now For a Little Skit
The Brilliance of Bob-o
Letters From An American Fan


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One Man Cover Band
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Shrine of Love
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Bob-o the Psychic Swami
Breakfast of Champions


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Better Off


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My, Aren't We Pretty?
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Let's Play a Game
Bored? I've Got Your Answer!
I Put the Ass in Assistant


It's Story Time
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If I Were Robbie's Personal Assistant

I'm tell you, I would make one damn good personal assistant. Robbie's dogs need to be walked? No problem, just let me grab my pooper-scooper and a plastic bag. Robbie wants an ice cream cone at 3:00 in the morning? Alrighty, and do you want sprinkles with that? What? Robbie needs his back hair waxed? *Shudders* Right away, Mr. Williams... Here are a few other things I would do if I were Robbie's personal ass.






|I would always make sure his hair was brushed before any important interview|








|I'd help him out with all those tuff questions in life|








|Help him make wise fashion choices|








|I'd lovingly spread lotion on his inflammatory diseases|








|Put a stop to those dry flakes|








|I'd throw myself in front of any flying objects chucked at him during his concerts|








|I would even help him out with tuff choregraphy|





Yup, I'd make one hell of a personal ass....don't ya think?