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Introduction
Why? Good Question
Frequently Asked Questions
Now For a Little Skit
The Brilliance of Bob-o
Letters From An American Fan


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Garianne The Teenybopper
One Man Cover Band
Number One w/the Mullet
Lifestyles of the Narcissistic
OutHouse Magazine
Bob-o Model/Actor
Shrine of Love
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Bob-o the Psychic Swami
Breakfast of Champions


The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
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Sometimes, He Scares Me
Better Off


Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Teddy Bears Are Evil
My, Aren't We Pretty?
Pleasing Bob-o
Let's Play a Game
Bored? I've Got Your Answer!
I Put the Ass in Assistant


It's Story Time
The Robfather
Trailer TRASH Talk
Christmas w/Martha Stewart
Deep Arse Travel
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Beginning Of The End
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Pleasing Robbie

You know they say when you meet someone famous you usually end up making a total ass out of yourself. That's why I figured when the time comes and I'm face to face with Bob-o I'm going to make an ass out of myself but with a little Pretty in Pink flair. Yes, that's why I have this whole little speech prepared...would you like to hear it? Ok, but no laughing....


Robbie: Hi, there. Wait, let me guess, you want an autograph don't you?

Me: {Stroking Robbie's arm} Autograph?

Robbie: Yeah, you know, me sign little piece of paper?

Me: {Laughs} Oh no, no. {Whispers in Robbie's ear} I'm going to please you like no one has ever pleased you before...


-Assuming Robbie doesn't go screaming the other way-


Robbie: {Eyes widening} Really? Hold on, let me check your teeth. {Looks at my teeth} Ok, they're clean. As you were saying?

Me: Would you like me to please you?

Robbie: {Nodding} Yeah, yeah.

Me: Ok....close your eyes and count to 10.


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Are you ready?


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Please, Please,Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please.


*Lights cigarette* Was it good for you too?

Ok, that was stupid, I'll admit it, but I had you going there for a second did I? Hey, what do you mean yeah?!? You guys must thing I'm somekind of nympho crackwhore. Ok, who told?