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Introduction
Why? Good Question
Frequently Asked Questions
Now For a Little Skit
The Brilliance of Bob-o
Letters From An American Fan


Parodies
Garianne The Teenybopper
One Man Cover Band
Number One w/the Mullet
Lifestyles of the Narcissistic
OutHouse Magazine
Bob-o Model/Actor
Shrine of Love
Pink Fashion Show
Bob-o the Psychic Swami
Breakfast of Champions


The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Reviews
Sometimes, He Scares Me
Better Off


Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Teddy Bears Are Evil
My, Aren't We Pretty?
Pleasing Bob-o
Let's Play a Game
Bored? I've Got Your Answer!
I Put the Ass in Assistant


It's Story Time
The Robfather
Trailer TRASH Talk
Christmas w/Martha Stewart
Deep Arse Travel
Crotching Tiger Hidden Dragon


Beginning Of The End
My Ego Trip
Links/Webrings
Link Me
Home



Breakfast of Champions


Start your morning off right with a delicious and nutritious Pop Tart. Made from 100% pure Robbie extract, these scrumptious pastries will give you the energy you need to get through the long day and into the wild night. One tart is good, but two is even better, that's why we package Pop Tarts in pairs. Have one now and then save one for later, or hell, eat them both at the same time and find out what it's really like to have that popstar rush. So, next time you're in a hurry, skip the bowl of Wheaties, and save that 20 minutes they'll keep you crapping on the toliet, and grab a Pop Tart instead. They're great....we shit you not.

*warning pop tarts are laces with massive amounts of ego and charm, which may become addicting to certain people. Consume with caution*