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Introduction
Why? Good Question
Frequently Asked Questions
Now For a Little Skit
The Brilliance of Bob-o
Letters From An American Fan


Parodies
Garianne The Teenybopper
One Man Cover Band
Number One w/the Mullet
Lifestyles of the Narcissistic
OutHouse Magazine
Bob-o Model/Actor
Shrine of Love
Pink Fashion Show
Bob-o the Psychic Swami
Breakfast of Champions


The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Reviews
Sometimes, He Scares Me
Better Off


Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Teddy Bears Are Evil
My, Aren't We Pretty?
Pleasing Bob-o
Let's Play a Game
Bored? I've Got Your Answer!
I Put the Ass in Assistant


It's Story Time
The Robfather
Trailer TRASH Talk
Christmas w/Martha Stewart
Deep Arse Travel
Crotching Tiger Hidden Dragon


Beginning Of The End
My Ego Trip
Links/Webrings
Link Me
Home




Better Off

I'm sure I don't need to tell Robbie this, but I'm going to anyway- you're so much better off. I'm still trying to understand how Take That was ever so popular...I guess there's no accounting for taste. The songs, no offense, were crap. Nobody Else, Every Guy, Holding Back the Tears? Then there's the song Pray. Pray? Uh huh, I'm praying that you don't put out another Cd. Of course if you don't like any of those songs there's always my personal favorite, Love Ain't Here Anymore. Alright, way to go Barlow! You weren't exactly the English scholar in school, now were you? Didn't think so. Moron.

Besides the songs there's the group it's self. I mean just look at them...on second thought, save your sight and take my word for it. Howard Donald. Excuse me, but why? Was he England's greatest singer or something? Did he hold you all at gun point and force you to let him in the group? Just some words of advice, dreadlocks are NOT a boy band's bestfriend, ok? I seen a picture of him without that mess and he wasn't that bad looking. Oh please, don't give me that crap how it's not suppose to be about looks, it's the music that counts, because I think I've already covered how I feel about that shit.

I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just telling it like it is. Robbie, in my opinion, is much better off as a solo artist. *Laughs* What an understatement. You guys still don't believe me? Ok fine, I didn't want to have to do this but you've left me no choice....



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Ahhh! I think I'm blind!


Holy moly mother of Mosses, now what in the hell is this?!? Censored is right. Someone put some clothes on these guys! Ugh, especially that blonde one on the end there. Whoof. Bow wow! Give that dog a chew toy.


I know but, Vaseline?!?


Oh, it's pictures like this that make me ashamed to call myself a Bob-o Williams fan. Ok, maybe it's not that extreme, but I still give a little shudder when I see pictures like this. I mean besides activating my gag reflexes, that skank is spreading frigging vasaline on him! Again, English boy band tactics confuse me.


This picture makes me proud to be American


And here's the whole group greased up! Uh huh, oh yeah, baby baby, give it to me, now that's sexy.


Nice hat...


Mommy help! The evil troll is looking at me funny!


Howard, Howard, Howard...when will you learn?


Jesus is that you?!? Oh no, that's just nasty Howard. Stop gropping yourself and put a damn shirt on.


Commie bastards!


Yes, now this is what the cover of Take That's Cd looked like when they released it here in America. As you can see it's missing Robbie. Why? Because those bastards airbrushed him out of all the pictures.


That's right you pricks, I know all about cut and paste


I just couldn't let those pricks get away with denying Bob-o his rightful boy band achievements...no matter how scary they may be.


Sweet!


Ooo Bob-o, I find that side part so damn sexy.


Uh oh, Britney watch out


Just as a general rule, guys should NOT wear belly shirts. No no, it's just not very visually appealing, besides you look like a girl. You've even got poor Bob-o confused. Look at him trying to grab your boob. Robbie hunny, it's not there...


Up and down, not back and forth


You know Robbie, they say gingivitis is the number one cause of tooth decay...


You know, if I were an ape, I might find this sexy...


Don't tell me I'm suppose to find this sexy... *Falls on the floor laughing*


So talented


Robbie- See that, thoughtful, yet sexy look on my face? Yeah, that's all acting.


Ha ha ha ha


Robbie- Der.

Something tells me that this isn't acting...




Ok everyone we're about to enter S&M Territory...




Scary!


Mark- If I had a dick it'd be right here!
Howard- Damn, this cross is getting me so horny...
Gary- How come Howard always get the cross?
Jason- Cross? Surprise I'm a CROSSdresser!
Robbie- *Thinking* Yup, I'm going to be HUGE! Especially in these spadex shorts...


New Kids On the Block?!?  Is that you?!?


Ooooo, you guys are scary! Especially the little one in the front with the sweatband...


I told you he was an alien


*Shakes head* Where did it all go wrong?


*Grabs cross* Back you spawn of satan!


Um have I died and gone to hell?


I've seen some cary shit in my day, but this just takes the cake


Yup.