Monkeys Can Drive

As we can see from this photo, taken by Mr H. Jarse, Little Attleborough-on-the-Hill, Monkeys can in fact drive cars.

This undeniable proof backs up Pauls argument that it is a logical task to teach monkeys to drive. This monkey has taken to the task so easily that it is even using its feet to steer, and one hand to hold on to his hat (on which the police do not look too kindly). By way of making up for this oversight, he is spanking himself with his other hand. It's a logical task, you see!