 You Never Know, know you don't! 
| It may suck less than living on the seven and a halfth floor, but if I'm living here, it can't be long before this kinda stuff starts showing up.... As a college FRESHMAN, I'm living in what's easily the most convienient of Freshman dorms: "The Commons", a 3 minute walk from the food. Better than "The Ledges," which is a good 15-to-90 minute walk from anything useful; and far better than "Irma Tator," which is widely regarded as inferior to the newer line of Sony color television cartons. Now of course I'm not going to be able to spend my time in a dorm without the loving care and guidance of an R.A. My R.A. likes to be called "Aaron," and "Aaron" has started up a great new program for us freshmen. His new program is called "Take your R.A. to the Gym." In Aaron's program, you can...Take your R.A. to the Gym! And if you sign up to Take your R.A. to the Gym, well, you get to...Take your R.A. to the Gym. It's really a great program, because you get to Take your R.A. to the Gym, and your R.A. (Aaron, remember) gets Taken to the Gym.  I thought this was such a great program, so I thought I'd try something similar. My program is called "Take my R.A. to the Gym." It's basically the same system, where folks living on the third floor (third floor riders, if you must) can take my R.A. to the Gym. If they sign up, then they get to Take my R.A. to the Gym. I also have a sign up sheet of times when I thought Aaron wouldn't be very busy, and it is posted outside my door so that people get to sign up. My program is at least as good, because people can Take my R.A. to the Gym, and again, my R.A (Aaron, remember) gets taken to the Gym. This is gonna be one tough, strong, lean, and er...how about reknowned R.A. after a couple months of this!  Here's a closer look at the times. As you can see, Aaron's gonna have all the exercise he needs. At least I hope so.
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