"Adults are obsolete children, and the hell with them" - Theodore Seuss Geisel (Dr.Seuss)
"I'm a jalepenio, looking for a tomato... lets make salsa" - Mark Hoppus
"Put me up in front of a million people and ask me to speak, I'll flop. But put me behind my drums and I'll always go with it." - Travis of Blink 182
"Please alien! I have a wife and kids! eat them!" - Homer Simpson
Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.
The lesson is: never try."
- Homer J. Simpson
"Why must I be surrounded by friggin idiots?"
- Dr. Evil, Austin Powers
"People who think they know everything annoy those of us who really do"
"Booze is the answer, i dont remember the question"
"There's so much shit out there right now. Its not about music, its not about anything except getting a bunch of good-looking people and teaching them how to dance and having somebody else write a song for them. I want there to be more actual bands out there - bands that write their own songs and play their instruments. i want it to be about the music, not about how hot some girl is or how good somebody can dance. i would never ever lip sync something. it's just asinine to me. thats why i respect bands like limp bizkit and korn and linkin park. any band that writes and performs its own music gets my respect."
- Mark Hoppus
Kid can't read at 17, the words he knows are obscene, but it's alright. - Grateful Dead, Touch Of Grey