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FOR ALL THE GUYS
Hey all, this is the section designed totally for all the guys that visit this site. Well, this whole site is mostly for guys, but this will be cool too! There will be stuff posted here from Me, and some friends, so keep checkin back, new stuff will be posted all the time!
"If Guys Had Boobs" by Mr. Ego
Well, it is a question that has plagued guys forever, why do girls get the cool ass boobs? It's just not fair, how come they get boobs to play with and we don't?! Well, most of us dont, but anyway, heres what I think the world would look like... (insert dream thingys here)
It was a quiet afternoon, the sun was shining, birds were singing, guy's were having waterfights with the milk coming out of there boobs, yep all was well. On this day, Ian walked into his house and sat down. He felt an itch so he scratched his boob and squeezed it tightly. "It's so amazing how soft these things are, its wicked!"
Well, for the rest of the day, Ian joined in the water fight and was soaked by 12:00 am. He went in and fell asleep. The next day huge banging woke him up. He ran outside to see what the comotion was. He looked around, and saw a bunch of gawking people, everything was fine, thats until he noticed the HUGE GIANT CATAPILLER MONSTER DESTROYING LOWER SACKVILLE! DU DU DU DU DU!!!!!!
Ian thought to himself for a moment, he thought on how there was nothing he could do alone to stop the monster, how everything he loved was being destroyed, how his boobs were gonna get saggy when he was old, EVERYTHING WAS WRONG!!!! Just then, a huge rumbling coming from the ground. Right infront of the huge monster, a huge hole suddenly appeared. A loud roar was heard as the MEGA GROMICK RAPTOR jumped up from the hole and began destroying the city! OH NO!
With in hours, every man and woman were pushed to the edge of a cliff by the two horrifyingly ugly monsters, many feared the monsters would push them off, many feared the monsters would eat them, many feared their boobs would go saggy when they were older, but Ian stood there, staring at the monsters, boobs perky as hell, waiting to see what they were going to do. Out of no where, the monsters were bombarded by missles from the US ARMY, HORRAY! Everyone at the edge of the cliff ran under the monsters and by the army. The monsters screamed and whipped out the whole US Army, mostly from the Gromick Lesbian Stare of Death, that the humas were to busy playing with their boobs to be affected by it. Just then, Ian got an idea. He shouted out "alright everybody, take off your bra's and throw your boobs at them!" and you know what, Ian's voice was heard all across the world. Every guy in the world stopped playing with his boobs and ripped them off, throwing them all the way to Lower Sackville. Above Ians head, a pair of huge dynosauric boobs formed, waiting to be launched. Many voices in the crowd shouted out "I miss my boobs", but Ian held his ground. "BOOB YAH!" Ian shouted! And just then, the boobs flew at the two ugly scary beyond all reason monsters and knocked them off the cliff, killing them. Everyone in the crowd cheered that the monsters were dead, and the giant boobs, as injured as they were, were sent back to their owners, now ten times smaller than ever, in most cases. From then on, guys had small boobs, and girls were known as wussies for not letting big things touch their boobs, and Ian lived happily ever after, the end. (PLAY WITH YOUR BOOBS!)
