December 8:

I hate all people in the universe besides me!!! Today, I was at the local mall going to get my haircut (yeah its growing) when I saw this babalicous chick working there. I was going over to say hi, when a big fat guy in a star-trek t-shirt said he was my barber argh! Well, I destroyed that planet ^_^ Then, I went to some strange place called Burger King, they forgot to give me the little barbie doll in my Kids Club meal thing! This is an outrage! Hopefully, I will rid the universe of Burger Kings by the next time I have a craving for a brabie doll!

December 9:

Its gonna be me!! You will never belive this......I got *Nsync concert tickets! The concert is only 4 days away! I cannot belive this! I was just looking for a perfume when I destroyed my 1 billionoth life and I won! Anyway, I had to shove a pinaepple up hitler's a*s again! I think some movie writers said they were gonna use this in some kind of movie. Oh well, at least I have enough spare change to go out and buy some Chalupas from Taco Bell. Those things are mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good!

December 10:

Good news diary......it seems that its my father's 120th birthday in 3 days!!! Yay!!! Now I have an excuse to spend a lot of money buying some clothes! yay! Anyway, I made an old guy kick a bucket, out of boredom and guess what? he died! It was soo kool. Lets see, I destroyed the whatyamakallit race today, it was for the good of the universe!, and...I also ate 50 count em 50 pies today in a pie eating contest! I have to be one of the best pie eaters in the galaxy......Wait! my father's birthday and the n*sync concert are on the same day! What should I do, as you can probably tell....I am feeling really sad right now

December 11:

Well, I still dont know what I should do, go to the N*sync concert or watch my father become 120 years old....hmmmmm...Anyway, i already found a gift for my father...I bought him the biggest cookie in the universe! Its chocolate chip tooo!!!!!! It ranges about the size of some place called the milky way galaxy or something like that. Anywhoo, some guy came up to me today and went "will you make out with me for 5$" After careful consideration, I agreed and well, we won the award for the cutest couple.....

December 12:

I will have to make a decision soon! I was thinking so hard I destroyed a few galaxy with my *cough*brilliant mind *cough* I wonder what I should do? I asked a physic person and they said that if I went to the concert my father would give his empire to that freaky looking brother of mine, Koola. But, If I went to the party, i would miss some Totally babelicious guys singing as millions of people yell at them....decisions decisions....... December 13:

Well, I think I have come up with the perfect plan! Well, I already did my plan, I just like writing stuff down. Anywhoo, my plan was to steal the N*sync guys from the concert, and have them preform at mah dad's party! Pretty good plan eh? Well, it didnt quite work out like that this is what happened: I teleported to the concert and attempted to steal the N*syncers. When I was interupted by, the ultimate ho......Britney Spears. She grabbed my arm as I was just reaching for Justin......Well, we had a catfight right then and there. She pulled out her ultimate sharp claw nails. Justin and the other N*sycers started to yell out like a bunch of frapp boys. Anywhoo, I wipped that girlz arse. When she crawled away....this is what she said....

"Justin.....Justin.....Ill never let go Justin, Ill never let go"

Well, then she died. And some weird song came playing...it was something like "near....far....where ever you are..I will be...." Then the music just stopped. Anyway, I stole the N*syncers. And, now I am just about ready to go on....whoooo yeah totally!

December 14:

Well, the party was a complete success! The N*syncers started to song their hit song "Its gonna be me"! Yea, well its gonna be me!!!! And....I accindetally wripped off my shirt during the show..*cough*woops*cough* Father loved my giant cookie, but the evil Koola, gave him the biggest glass of milk in the universe. So, I guess it was a good plan. I cant help but wondering where Briteny is rite now....Probably trying to seduce Kaio-Sama...so she can steal his car and sell it on the black market. Yeah.....At the party there were about 50,000,000 people, mostly slaves. And, when we sung "happy birthday" we destroyed the entire palace. So, most of the people were destroyed....Including the N*syncers. *sniff* but, dont worry, I am on my way to the planet namek to use the dragonballs to wish them back to life...Wish me luck!!

*new* December 15:

Well, I am here on planet namek. As soon as I got here, I met some guy named Mr.E, he said he was the creator of planet namek...blah blah....hes gone now. As I started my search for the DragonBalls, I encountered some Namek bums, who were green. So, I gave them some cookies and watched them eat them HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am so cruel....So far i have found one dragonball, one down 6 more to go. I stole it away from some bald guy, he was all like "No, dont take my dragonball!" So, I took it anyway. Then he started crying, so I threw a giant rock at him...I think hes quiet now...talk to ya lata~!

*new* December 17:

Hmmmmm....I killed a couple of namek's today, Im getting tired of this dragonball search, Im gonna go conquer another civilazation. I guess i cant wish back those N*sync guys....::sigh:: anywhoo, in good news I joined the backstreet boys, hopefully i will be able to pick up some chicks. Yesssssss!!!

*new* Decemver 18:

Well, as said before I joined the Backstreet Boys, Im not sure but I think tha that Nick Carter Guy is in love with me....i was rehearsing my lines when he came behind me and gave me some flowers and candy, then he was all like "Freiza, will you make out with me" but I said no. So, he went away. To make it up to him im gonna go kill his family. Maybe then he will understand the rath of Freiza! Muwahahahahahahahha!

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