November 16:

Today, Chi Chi yelled at me again for saving the universe. I dont know if I can take the abuse any longer. I will try to bear through it until the 5 year aniversarry of Gohan and Videl. I wonder if they will have cake at their party, cake............................Who Knows? Maybe I can rob a bank or something so I can buy some cake. cake...........................

November 17:

Well, 5 more days until the big aniversary. But, somebody stole my shoes so I may have to go out and buy some. I wonder if shoe stores have cake............... Anyway, Godzilla attacked Tokyo so I got a one of those golden medal thignys for destroying Godizilla. Maybe I will use it to buy some cake.............

November 18:

Good News Diary! I found the perfect present for Gohan and Videl. I was walking down the streets of Tokyo after destroying Godzilla when I found this adorable little blue puppy. Guess What? His name was Blue too! I hope Gohan Will like my gift, I want to be a good father for a change. Last year, Chi Chi told me to but some study equipment for Gohan's Birthday. He got a real kick out of that! Now, I just have to find a Magenta puppy for Videl. Maybe, If I give her a good present she will give me some cake.............. Until Then!

November 19:

Woah, that was weird. Today, I was walking down the street and this lady ran up to me and started to hit me. I thought she was a monstor so I threw into China. I think she wanted me to take her bag or something, she kept yelling "My Bag, My Bag, Somebody took my Bag, Help me?" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Anyway, I am still on the lookout for a good present for Videl. Chi Chi has been taking good care of Blue for Gohan. Maybe, I will buy her some brand new irwin action figures. Who Knows? Well that is it for know. Bya!

November 20:

2 More days! Yup, you guessed it diary, Gohan's aniversary starts in 2 short days. But, I still need to get Videl a present. Word has it that her Father is going to buy her a flying motorcycle. I wonder why she would want that when she can just fly? Oh well. Diary, I dont know how I can find the time to get her a present. Bulma, just told me that there is a giant asteroid hedding right for Earth. And, I have to go stop it. Maybe will find a present on Mars or something. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...cake...........

November 21:

Tommorow!!! Gohan's Aniversary! Yay. Guess what? No, Diary I did not get a haircut, you are so funny! I found a present for Videl. I was walking down the street when I was thinking, If I got Gohan a Puppy, then I should get Videl a kitty cat! So, I went into the pet store and bought the cutest little kitty! Her name is Giri! Get that, another name that starts with G! I hope Videl will like my pet. Maybe, I will feed Giri some Senzu Beans.....hmmmmmmmmmmmm....cake...........

November 22:

It is here! The day has finally arrived! Well, I am sitting here writing while Chi Chi is "freshening up" so I guess I have a long time. Well, Blue and Giri are getting along great. Except the fact that Giri has started to fly around the house whenever she eats someting. I think that it is partly my fault for giving her some senzu beans *gulp* Anyway, Chi Chi bought me this kool new suit! Except that my sleeves are bothering me! I know! I am ripping them off this spiffy new 10000$ suit that Chi Chi bought me.......done. I think I look a lot better. Well, we are off to the aniversary. It looks like I am gonna have to fly their because I accidentaly destoroyed the car, while me and gohan were playing catch with a small spirit bomb. Whoops. I will right some in tommorow. Bya!

November 23:

I think, that I am going to die! Well, diary, let me give you the low down on what happened at the party -

1. Chi Chi got all mad because I ruined my suit

2. When we got there, Vegeta destroyed half the building in anger, because I accidentaly called him fat

3. Gohan loved my gift, so did Videl!

4. I accidentaly yelled out hot dog! While Gohan and Videl were reciting their wedding vows.

5. Some monstor came to destroy the Earth, so everyone had to leave

So, there you have it! I guess it all turned out ok except for the hot dog thing. Oh yea they had cake....................... at the party too! Well diary, I gotta go, Chi Chi wants me to make out with her, bya!

November 23:

Well, the day has finally arrived.....it is time I.......rejoined my true calling..........disco dancing!!!! Well, when i was making out with Chi Chi some disco music started to play, I was so happy I started to do the hustle. And, with Goten just in the Next room! I spent the rest of the night dancing away. Chi Chi, danced too, but she just couldnt keep up with my Super Saiyan moves....Yea baby! So, I went into the city to find a nice club. I got in....because I accepted a bribe from some guy. He was like "hey mista...*burp* I can get ya into the club.....if you want to get in, you gotta eat a hole bag of cheese..." Well, I are the cheese and got in. When I got in, I met the 2 guys from Saturday Night Live. You know from the movie "Night at the Roxbury". Anywhoo, we started to dance...and well, I think I somehow got engaged to them...I have this weird ring on my finger and I cant get it off...hmmmmmm....cake.....................

*new* November 24:

I was attacked by some guy named Lex Luthor. Or something weird like that...he said the weird thing on my hand as made of kryptonite, and he wanted to use it to destroy superman. So, I gave it to him, in exchange he gave me a whole nickel! kool huh? I hope that SuperMan Guy is on his lookout, Lex said that hes going to kill superman...Im pretty sure Lex was kidding...Anywhoo, today I was made prime minister of Israel. Lets see....that happened when I accidentaly chucked a spirit bomb, and poof! everything was nearly gone...everyone thought I was a demon or something so they made me prime minister. So, my first act in office was to rename the city of Jerusalem - cheese, I just think that Jeruslaem is to long, and cheese just sounds kool. Dont you?

More to Come....!?

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