November 15:

That stupid woman.....I was just about to reach a new level of power when she short-circuited the gravity room, so she could dry her hair!!! Baka! I showed her, by yelling at her. I hope it gave her some emotional damage. Hahaha! The Kakaroto's Brat is having some kind of party soon. That stupid woman is making me wear something called a suit! Can you belive that a Suit! Baka Woman!

November 16:

The brat got a good grade on a test or something. He scored perfect on something called an SAT! So, the family had to go out to eat. Well, that was a mistake. The brat said he wanted to go to some disco club. Instead, we ended up going to a Chukie Cheese becasue Bra (the 2nd brat) wanted to! I wonder why I, the prince of all saiya-jin's, put up with this! Hopefully, I will get a full day of hardcore training tommorow. The Woman and the 2 brats are going shopping! Luckily, I dont have to carry the bags.......

November 17:

Drat! I was hoping to get some training in, but some stupid animal named "Count Dracula" attacked The woman. Of course, she made me save her. Argh! Then, she made me take care of her!!!!! Argh again. Kakaroto came by our house today, because he needed a place to stay after his woman kicked him out! Man, he is so whipped! I would never be ordered around by a woman like that. Well Log, I have to go the Woman wants some strange thing called orange juice. I will have to rob a store again. Argh!

November 18:

Well, today we (as in the family) had to go shopping. At the location of the shopping outlets (I think the lower class people call it a mall) some bimbo walks up to me and says "you have just one 1000$" Well, I showed that bum...I think he wont be walking for a llllooooonnnnnnggggg time. Hehe! We went to some store called Macy's there was this perfume crap all around me! You would not belive the amount of garbage one woman can buy! I think we ended up buying something called a Flying Car for Kakaroto's Brat. To top it all off, we went to an arcade to end our trip, but I could not beat the final level of Tekken 3! Can you belive that?! I, the prince of all Saiya-jins not able to beat some kiddy game. Well, I destoryed the game, and some dude called a "manager" got all pissed at me. So, we are banned from the "mall". It doesnt matter anyway, its gonna havta be rebuilt. A giant asteroid crashed into it and destroyed the entie thing! hehe........

November 19:

Yes!!!! Guess what? I have just found out that our "family" is going to florida for a vacation! We are leaving tommorow morning. The woman just told me know, it seems she told me 3 months ago, but I didnt hear it b/c I was training. Screw her!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That blasted piccolo was hiding in the bushes laughing again....I think hes in love with me. Everytime I see him, he puts on that tough guy attitude...how intruiging............

November 20:

I think that Piccolo guy, is in love with me. I keep seeing him peek into our bedroom, looking around. Its so weird....I thought he was going out with that chik marron....Weird. Anyway, Goku ate a bag of cheese and barfed all over my royal shoes. I whipped that Super Saiyan butt of his into cleaning it up! I shoved the mop up his *bleep* Then I started to whip him in the *bleep*. Well, I showed him. I was watching survivor on TV today and then I wondered. How the heck to they survive on an Island like that. So, I flew up to the Island and killed everybody. They were pissing me off. "Nooo..I am not in an alliance with Kelly! I am makin out with Rich, and Jeff so that means Jean is on my bad side" my arse. Pure Cheese....Well, Trunks was watching when I did it so he gave me the entire "FAAAAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR" crap....I better whip that boy....Well, time to take a shower....I better look out for that Piccolo guy.....Wait, I see him! A-ha he is in love wit me AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*new* November 21:

This day just seems to getting weirder and weirder. While I was taking a shower, Piccolo jumped in with me. He then started singing some Barry White stuff. And, when he realized it was me, he totally freaked out! I think that he is just to shy...awwwwww so sweet. He was all like "He! You arent Trunks!" Im not sure what that means, Ill figure that out later. I was watching the Drew Carry Show, when I realized that I had never ever drank a bottle of beer. So, I went out on the town and got really drunk. Somehow, I ended up in Vegas, engaged to some wimp named Homer Spimpson. After blasting his brains out, I returned home, only to find out that I accidentaly broke some kind of time machine, and now the entire universe is going to be destroyed..as if

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