"Dad!! We celebrate Kwanza you idiot, we're not Catholic!"

"Oh yea...." Goku replied trying to look at his nose.

Well im going to sleep son, now, remember to light your menorah before you go to sleep.

"DAD!!!

Goku had already teleported to the wrong room in the house again, the bathroom.....

"Oooooooooooooo, where am I?" Goku looked around amazed, he had never been to this part of the bathroom before.

"Hey you!! Who are you?" said a voice deep in the dark side of the toilet.

Goku looked across the toilet, trying to make out the thing who just said something to him. It stepped out of the shadow revealing itself. It was a big piece of *bleep*.

beep?what the .......

"My name is Cokamus Vas-mis Defrens-idious of the *bleep* clan, *bleep* of a murdered man, food of a torn down building, and I will have my vengance." the *bleep* said with a weird look on his face.

Then the *bleep* simply asked

"So what's your name? What brings a human to these parts of the bathroom? Got to take a crap?"

"Dude......" said Goku looking around the room for only a second then went back to staring at his nose.

"Uhh excuse me sir, you are not allowed to be here" said the *bleep*.

Goku wasn't paying attention, all of the sudden the piece of *bleep* pulled out another piece of crap, about a quarter of the size of the orginal.

"Hip hop hip hip hop, hoopy wappy w/e." The *bleep* was now beating goku with the other *bleep* ." (kakarot came up with that)

"Gettin lil' tierd bout u bookin promises promises, stop beating me with *bleep* you freakin peice of *bleep* ..........or whatever." Goku said as he fell into a dark sleep.................