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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Interview

With there new DVD: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters For DVD, I have the pleasure of introducing Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad!

Howdy, fellas!

Frylock: Hi

Meatwad: Howdy!

Shake: Hahaha, what are you a freakin' cowboy!

My apologies, so are you all excitied about the release of your DVD?

Shake: Well of course! I am the star of the movie!

Meatwad: You did a good job.

Shake: Well of course because I am a genius and you are not!

Meatwad: ......................... well that could be true.

So who had creative control over the setup of this movie?

Frylock: Well I........

Shake: He was talking to me, I am the leader here! Yes I pride myself in creating this Oscar winning performance. You hear me Academy Awards, where's my trophy!

And Meatwad, I hear you are a ladies man, is this true?

Meatwad: Well yes, I am loved by the ladies.

Shake: What, are you talking about that apple you play with?

Meatwad: You leave her alone, she had a grammy winning performance.

Shake: You will obey me!

Frylock, I hear we find out a deep secret about your past?

Frylock: I'm not sure of what your resources..........

Shake: Tell him!

Frylock: Tell him what Shake?

Shake: You are so a freakin' woman!

Frylock: That was just part of the movie, oh did we spoil that?

So Shake, are you a ladies man?

Shake: Oh yeah, I've been there.

Been where?

Shake: With the ball and chain if you know what I'm saying! Even Meatwad got a little action.

Is this true?

Meatwad: Oh yeah, I got laid. It felt good.

Frylock: You didn't get laid, Master Shake lied to you.

Meatwad: WHAT! You lied to me?!

Shake: What! You're gonna believe him? After all I've been laid.

Frylock: No you didn't Shake! If so, how do you get "laid"?

Shake: Wouldn't you like to know?!

Frylock: I thought so.

Shake: Well it coulda happened. I am a star after all!

So why didn't Carl show up? I sent him an invitation for this interview.

Frylock: He declined. He said the internet is only good for one thing.

What's that?

Frylock: [rolls his eyes] Porn.

Meatwad: Oh cmon!

Shake: He so said it, pay up!

What was that all about?

Shake: Wouldn't you like to know?!

Is there anyone you guys would like to dedicate this DVD to?

Meatwad: [raises his arms towards the roof] It's for the Shorteez!

Shake: Yes it was for the ladies! [looks at the camera] You woman will obey me and fix me my dinner!

Thank you for the interview fellas and you can now pick up there DVD at retail stores everywhere. Puttyman Out!