Pay attention each month for the "Date Request of the Month"!
Ummm [clears throat] yes this is the first annual "Date Request of the Month" and I'm ummmm........ Oh sorry I'm a little nervous. I would like to ask you Jessica Alba on a date! Why? I'll tell you why!
I've been watching you ever since your days on Dark Angel. At that point I wanted to know more about you. That's when I found out that I had already owned a movie with you in it. What movie is that? Oh well that would be Camp Nowhere. You only had a minor part but I found your scenes and even at a young age you where cute. And boy did you grow up. You grew into some great movies like Honey and Good Luck Chuck but when you chose to be in Sin City, my heart skipped a beat. Yeah I'm a comic book geek but a cute one at that [*smiles*]. So it was a even better when you decided to do the Fantastic Four. I think I'm in love with Invisible Woman! Or is it just the actress? Wow you're good.
But what would we do on our date? Well I'll tell you. First I would pick you up in my fancy limo (I know I'm dreaming but this date request is fake also so humor me.). I'd greet you with roses and a kiss on the cheek. The night would be planned with dinner, a walk on the beach and me getting to know you.
OK fine, let's be realistic. How about dinner and a movie? Sound good? A man can dream can't he?!