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The Simpsons Interview

I'm proud to interview the most famous family in america. Let me introduce you to.........
The Simpsons

Welcome Simpson family, I'm happy to have you with me!

Marge: It's a Pleasure to be here.

Let's start off with your successful movie. How does it feel to finally be on the big screen?

Lisa: Exciting!

Bart: Ugh, this interview is boring!

Mr. Simpson, I noticed your not talkative. What's wrong?

Homer: (muttering) I was promised donuts.

Marge: HOMER!

Homer: Awwwww but Marge I haven't ate since we went to the Krusty Burger.

Marge: That was only a half hour ago.

Homer: Look at me I'm skin and bones.

Bart: Skin and bones wrapped in fat!

Homer: Why you little..... [homer begins to choke bart]

OK? Well, I noticed that the Simpson women exceed in intellect.

Homer & Bart: HUH? [at that exact moment donuts are brought into the room next door]

Bart: Look Homer donuts.

Homer: Oooooh!

Bart: Sucker!

Lisa: As to your question sir, your are very correct.

Marge: Even little Maggie show how bright she is in this movie. Right Maggie?! [Marge begins to tickle Maggie and Maggie giggles]

I can't wait for the release of the DVD. Will that be anytime soon?

Marge: That has not been discussed as of yet.

[Puttyman then looks into the other room]

Mr. Simpson, you can't eat all those donuts.

Homer: Oh cmon!

You can have one more.

Homer: Ooooh a sparkley one.

Anyway, I see that your video game has finally been released. Are you all excited?

Bart: Oh yeah man. America finally gets to be Bartman.

But what's different? I loved your other games like Road Rage and Hit and Run. What makes this one so special?

Lisa: Alot more work and time went into developing this game Mr. Puttyman.

Bart: HA HA HA HA!

What's so funny Bart.

Bart: Your name's Pottyman

No! It's Puttyman.

Bart: That's what I said, Pottyman.

Ugh, anyway! The one question my readers would like to know is, what is your feelings towards "The Griffin Family" on "Family Guy"?

Lisa: We all agree to get along.

Bart: Oh cmon Lisa, we where here first and our family is much cooler then there's.

Marge: I have to agree with Bart on this one Lisa.

Is that a challenge?

Marge: Well, I guess a friendly competition couldn't hurt.

Bart: Alright Mom!

There you have it. I would like to thank The Simpson family for joining us. Make sure to pick up a copy of their video game available now. Until Next Time. Puttyman Out!

AFTER THE INTERVIEW

[Puttyman heads back to the room with the donuts.]

Puttyman: Oh man, Homer ate all the donuts.

[Puttyman then feels a tap his arm.]

Bart: Mr. Pottyman sir.

Puttyman: It's PUTTYMAN!

Bart: HA HA HA!

Puttyman: What do you want?

[Bart then hands Puttyman a image of a very beautiful woman.]

Bart: Would you like to meet her?

Puttyman: What's her name?

Bart: Mrs. Bendover, first name Amanda.

Puttyman: Well yes Bart, I would love to meet Amanda Bendover.

Bart: HA HA HA!

Puttyman: I don't get it?