Fit In

Do you fit in:

You might be a Kappa if: 
1.)  You step to the extended remix of songs and 
only do one move throughout the entire thing. 

2.)  You have a chapter at just about every university, and they are all 
"off the yard." 

3.)  You wear three piece suits to the club. 

4.)  You drop a cane ten times for every two moves in a step show. 

5.)  You think you're prettier than your girlfriend, 
or even prettier than any female anywhere. 

6.)  You're pushing 30 and still in the undergrad chapter. 

7.)  You brag about the injuries that you received 
while trying to pledge ear damage, broken bones, scars, etc.) 

8.)  You're followed around by a bunch of stank-ho, 
do-girls called "sweets," who sport crimson and cream in 
the WORST way. 

9.)  You brag that you're the s***, but you stalk 
your ex-girlfriend because she broke up with your crazy ass, 
and you were calling other girls at the time, anyway, so 
you shouldn't even have s*** to say, with your squeaky 
assed voice....  Oh, I'm sorry, did I get on a 
personal tip?  :) 

You Might Be A Kappa if: 

1.) You owe the school points on your GPA and 
can still pledge. 

2.) You're disqualified from every step show you enter. 

3.)  Anyone you love has ever been hit by a cane. 

4.)  You do that little ugly slow motion shake to 
songs like "Back That Azz Up" 

5.)  If you can pledge and not even be enrolled in school 

6.)  You've been in school for seven years, have 
aquired 25 credit hours, and constantly tell people that you are 
graduating in May. 

7.)  Your greatest gift to yourself is a mirror.