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You Know You a Kappa
My Life Is Greek
Creation
Old McDonald Had A Farm
One day someone came up with the idea of having an all Greek
weekend at Old McDonald's Farm. Everyone in
the NPHC was asked
to send a representative. All the groups
arrived on Friday
evening on a chartered bus. Each person took a
moment and made
observations
about the farm.
The Trip was to last three days. The trip was
a huge
success. The guide for the trip decided to
have quality moment.
He asked all the participants to pass the
notebooks they were
given to the front of the bus. Each
participant was asked to
take notes during weekend, making observations
on their
experiences on the farm.
> Here are the notes...
Alpha Phi Alpha-
I was first unsupportive of this idea but once
I arrived at that cute Mr. McDonald's Farm
I realized the value that farming plays in
our society. From a business point of view,
the place can be a gold mine. I have
noticed that Mr. McDonald is not using
proper crop rotation.
He can marginalize is profit by utilizing the
entire farm 365 days a year. Proper crop
selection is also a key factor
in maximizing the profit potential. If he
switched from corn (a finicky plant
that requires too much water and is
prone to other pestilence) to soy (which
according to my broker has high
yields in the Asian Pacific market) his up front
capital will increase by 34% and his yield per acre will
increase 68%. *There were over 100 pages in
observations....*
Alpha Kappa Alpha-
OK...where are the mirrors? MIRRORS?
Countrified bumpkins!
Just because it's a farm does not mean it has to be soooo
dirty!!! This is trifling...what's a GRIT? And
I know they
don't expect me to "Fetch sum Ehggz from da
Barn." I think
I look cute in my Overalls by Claiborne...and
so what if they are white...
I'm not doing anything to get them dirty
anyway!!!!! WHERE IS A MIRROR!!!! I'm going to die over
here!!! Oh well, I guess I will just read my
book and write my Sorors!!!!
*All other notes were personal letters to
Sorors and Family...
Omega Psi Phi-
Let's see...Beer, Thunder Bird, Heaven and
Hell Whisky,
Popov Vodka, Smirnoff 120proof Vodka, Wild
Irish Rose, Zig Zags, Pipe
Lighter,
Newport's ,(Cess-in case someone else wants to
blaze), (Indo-for me
and me
alone)
Man I feel like startin a fight.
That Kappa looks like a punk
ill run into him as soon as we get off the bus.
*Other info included tips on the third
race at Belmont, a crude
drawing,
some lottery numbers, and some other
unintelligible writings...*
Delta Sigma Theta- I came to work...I wonder if they will be planting or harvesting. Sh*... I forgot my gloves...I must have left them in my pick up truck. My nails don't look worth sh*t anyway. I wonder if the Que brought some weed...hell I know he did!! But I wonder if he gon share...damn dogs. I hate being around them fools when they been drinkin...I like it rough and all but damn...Anyway... I got my own weed...I don't need none of his sh*t anyway... just enough from me to get through the weekend before I have to go to work at the factory Monday...sh*t oh well f*ck it!
Phi Beta Sigma---
IT'S ON!!!! Dat Scarecrow is the Bomb!!! I got
some pants just
like that...Imma gank him for that shirt-no
doubt bruh...
Plaid just like the ones frat wear...All the
scrambled eggs and
grits I can eat...I ain't
leavin....ever...they gonna have to
kick me off this mugg...imma tellin you... I
wonder if they
will let me ride the tractor. Used to do it
all the time at home.
Zeta Phi Beta---
Well at least there is a Sigma here. Lord
knows I wouldn't know
what to do without no Sigmas round...Chil I
could smell dem
grits all the ways here. I hope I ain't got
to sleep in no
bunk bed...dat just ain't gon work. I don't
know what these folks
all dressed up for. If I would have knows it
was gon be formal...
I woulda packed my good doo rag. Least I can
relax
..whewww I ain't had no vacation in 6
years...since I got
out of Madam CJ Walkers School of Beauty...and
you know ain't no
beautician gots no benefits...Lord...I'm just
glad to be heya...
Kappa Alpha Psi- I don't care what nobody say...Ms. McDonald got azz!! And if she keeps looking at me like that Imma give her something to E I E I OOHHH about!!! Where's that AKA anyway ... probably stuck up...but Imma try an push up anyway. I wish that SGRho would stop looking at me...she c*ck blockin...all these fools up here c*ck blockin. Don't they know I'm pretty!! I dont like the way that Que is lookin at me. Shit I just got my nails done. I hope he picks with that Alpha. Look at all them sheep...hmmm... be right back *no other notes were found...and the Kappa was not with the group for most of the weekend. It was reported that when he was spotted...he was in good spirits.*
Sigma Gamma Rho-
Well at least I'm not out numbered this time.
I wonder if I can
get some fresh milk for my Dick Gregory
Bahamian Diet. What
have I gotten myself into...all this food. I
hope Mama remembers
to put that money down on my layaway...shoot I
miss a payment
and they gon put Lil Jerry's school clothes
back. That boy is
gettin so big. I know my boss is gon
trip...but so
what...I can work at any cleaners. Shit they
know I'm a
Good worker and haven't asked them for nothing
since I had my last
baby. I hope my period comes this weekend
though...I feel bloated.
*Shopping list, errands to run, and something
about a check
stub and interview with Social Services
again...
Iota Phi Theta--
Ask how much is the rent--This is a better
place to have our
National Convention than that Super 8 Motel in
Jacksonville, Fl. We can make
it a tradition. I wonder if Mr. McDonald is in a
frat...I keep my Iota
Colony Kit with me at times...Hell I can make him an
Iota by Sunday...who am
I kidding...all this land Mr. McDonald must be an
Alpha. Why is everyone so
Dressed up!!! They just frontin...like
always...tryin to show us up. I know
they hate me. I cant tell. They all hate me except
for the SGRHO..she
understands. She understands us and our plot...Well
I better stop resting and start making a tradition. Damn it's been over 30 years now...we still aint got a tradition...Our motto is really going to suck after 50 years.
*Other items found in notebook: AA Card, I AM
SOMEBODY speech by Jesse Jackson, instruction on how to perform the Machete Step Routine,and 100 Blank Iota Shingles
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