Split Personalities
Push Gold Stone
Superheros for a Day
::Cube press the stone, and all hell breaks loose! Well, not actually, but The Jackasses are tumbling through some sort of portal dimension. Bright light surrounds them, and they are flying really fast! POOF! It's over, and The Jackasses can breath easy again... for the moment anyway!::
Ice Cube: Uhhhh..... where am I?
Chris Hardy: Wow, that headache of yours is getting worse!
Ice Cube: Yeah, before you know it I might pass out....
::....................::
Chris Hardy: Cool!
Ice Cube: Oh man.... So, who are we this time?
Chris Hardy: Well, instead of taking the time to explain it, let's make it blatantly obvious and just look in a mirror!
Ice Cube: I like it, let's do it.
::They look in a mirror! Gasp!::
Ice Cube: AAAHHH!!!! I'M BATMAN!!!!
Chris Hardy: AAAHHH!!!! I'M ROBIN!!!!
Ice Cube: All right! I even have all these gizmos on his belt here! Kick ass!
Chris Hardy: Wait a minute! I'm the four time Ultimate Champion, why can't I be Batman?!? I don't want to be Robin!
Ice Cube: Becuase it's my RP and I say I am Batman and you are the boy wonder!
Chris Hardy: Oh yeah... damn narrator!
::Hey I didn't do anything!::
Chris Hardy: Well I need someone to yell at!
Ice Cube: Listen! Do you hear that!?
::WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!::
Chris Hardy: Nope! Don't hear a thing!
Ice Cube: Look! There's a little blip on the Bat-Computer! Looks like a bank is being robbed!
Chris Hardy: Holey autographed pictures of Montrose Mann! You're fricken right!
Ice Cube: To the Batmobile!
::They get in and zoom off!::
Chris Hardy: Figure you get to drive too!
Ice Cube: Hey! Zip it, or I'm turning this big thing around!
Chris Hardy: Look up ahead! That's the bank we saw on the computer!
::Cube brings the car to a screeching halt.::
Ice Cube: Ok, we need to be absolutely sneaky and surprise them!
Chris Hardy: Right! Let's go!
::They chrage the bank!::
Ice Cube: I AM BATMAN AND I AM HERE TO CATCH YOU ROBBERS!!!!
Chris Hardy: AND I AM ROBIN!!! I AM HERE TO SAY WEIRD THINGS AND JUST ANNOY PEOPLE!!!!!
::They jump in the bank to find no one is there!::
Ice Cube: Could we have the wrong bank?
Chris Hardy: No thats not possible. The Bat-Computer never lies!
Ice Cube: Look! Coming out of the vault! It's our arch memesis!
Chris Hardy: I see him! It's.... QUESTION MARK!!!!!!!
::The evil villan steps out of the vault with a bag of money slung over his shoulder!::
Question Mark: Batman and Robin! How did you find me!
Ice Cube: I'm not sure... but you'll never get away with this!
Chris Hardy: Yeah! I know kung-fu.... almost!
Question Mark: Well, I WILL surrender, but you must answer me three questions!!!!
::DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!!!!!!::
Ice Cube: Fire away, and then we'll haul you off to jail!
Question Mark: What is two plus two?
Ice Cube: .............
Chris Hardy: ..............
:: Oh my god.... IT'S FOUR!!!!!!::
Ice Cube: Thanks!
::Don't mention it!::
Ice Cube: The answer it four! Two plus two equals four!
Question Mark: Are you sure?
Ice Cube: Yes! I mean no! I mean..... argh! Hardy what do I say!?
Chris Hardy: Say..... BLAH!!!!!!!!
Question Mark: I'm sorry you dynamic duo! I have many more banks to rob! And to keep you busy, I have brought some of my evil friends to beat you up!
::Suddenly, the lights in the bank flicker on and The Jackasses find themselve surrounded by all the villians from the Batman and Robin cartoons!::
Ice Cube: Ah! It's Penguin Doll!
Chris Hardy: Three Face!
Ice Cube: Cat Person!
Chris Hardy: Batman! Oh wait... that's you!
Ice Cube: Come on partner, let's kick ass!
::The battle begins!::
*POW!*
:: Ice Cube runs over to Three Face and scores a dropkick!::
*ZAP!*
::Hardy nails a DDT on Cat Person!::
*BAM!*
::Double Suplex on Penguin Doll! The Jackasses handcuff them and turn to Question Mark!::
Ice Cube: Give it up Question Mark!
*RING!*
Ice Cube: Oh hang, that's my cell phone! Hello? Hello?
::No one answers.....::
Ice Cube: Damn kids!
*HANG UP!*
Ice Cube: Come quietly Question Mark! You have no where to go!
Chris Hardy: Yeah what he said!
Question Mark: Not a chance! SO LONG SUCKERS!
::Question Mark turns to run.... and smashes right into a wall that just happened to be there!::
Question Mark: Ow!
::The cops arrive and take the evil villan away! The Jackasses are heros!::
Ice Cube: Well, that certanily was fun!
Chris Hardy: Maybe someday they will make a movie about us!
Ice Cube: Maybe, but for now, let's just try and get home!
Push Sliver Stone