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PPV: ROYAL RUMBLE  "There's Only One Way to Wrestlemania" The Pyro goes off in Kansas City, Missouri as the lights go up on a huge Royal Rumble set. The set was a replica of the St Louis, Skyline, with a replica of the Los Angeles skyline to the left, The Detroit City Skyline to the middle right, and New York City Skyline to the far Right. A replica of the Arch made a stunning decortation as the entryway to the ramp from the gorilla as the Tron hung high above the city replicas. The only problem with these cities were that they where noticeable as to what city they were they were somewhat deterriorated, almost as if disturbed by some massive earthquake, or more cleverly and aptly put a rumble of some kind. The fans were going crazy and the camera danced around the arena. "Congratulations Shannon!" and "Welcome Back Christian" as well as "I Wanna Ride with the Horsemen" and "Wes Take Me Coast to Coast!" signs were spoted throughout the arena.  JR: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the EBWF's Royal Rumble! It is here tonight that 30 Superstars begin their road to Wrestlemania! King: And could we be anymore excited about what's going to happen here tonight?! We're naming number one contenders! Titles are changing hands, and mystery opponents are showing themselves! We're getting ready for the women's royal rumble ladies and gentlemen, and it is going to be an intense night of action as we get things underway.
MATCH #1
Christy Hemme's music hit and she bounced out to the ring. She waved to the audience, and shimmied her way down to the ring. She entered the ring, and then posed on the ring apron. Maria's music hit. Maria went down the rampway She joined Christy in the ring. The two ladies squared off, doing some grunt work near the ropes. Then Maria got a DDT in on Christy. Time elapsed and Melina's music hit, and she came out to the ring to a wide applause and welcome from the EBWF fans. Melina got into the ring, and gave a disapproving look to the other two ladies. King: A large ovation for the new comer Melina. JR: She seems to be getting a lot of respect here. Melina proved very dominate against Christy Hemme as she immediately threw her over the top ropes. Then she went to work on Maria. Time elapsed once more and Stephanie McMahon entered the Rumble. There was a mixed reaction for Stephanie as she got into the ring. It was only another moment of fighting before Melina managed to throw Maria over the top rope as well. When Melina walked away from the rope Stephanie managed a DDT on Melina laying her out. Suddenly the sounds of Torrie Wilson's theme music blast through the arena and everyone went crazy. Torrie sprinted into the ring, and Melina had stumbled to her feet. Torrie started taking it to Stephanie, and when she was done, she began to take it to Melina. Nothing had really transpired when Lita's music started and the fans went insane as the firery red head came out onto the set and did her taught dance from city to city. Then with a look of seriousness she sprinted to the ring. She started taking it to Stephanie McMahon and after a moment she disposed of her over the top rope. Melina walked up to Lita, and whipped her off of the ropes, and Torrie started to get involved, but Melina hit a painful DDT on Torrie. The crowd was cheering like crazy. Melina stood Torrie up, and Lita went to catch Torrie off gaurd with a moonsault flip off of the ring ropes, but Melina irish whipped Torrie into the ropes, causing Lita to stumble up and over the ropes, and onto the ring floor. Lita slammed her hands on the floor, and the referee told her to leave ring side. Lita pointed to herself, as if to ask who me, and just shrugged her shoulders cutely, and looked out into the crowd. She tugged at her pants, and then leaned back against the security wall. Torrie came back at Melina with a few hard chops to the chest. The referee warned Lita to leave again, and the camera picked up Lita saying... "I-ke-da... Do you hear me... I-ke-da... Don't want to leave, because I want to watch!" Torrie Irish whipped Melina into the ropes, and Lita smiled and jumped up with all of her might pulling down on the top rope, and with the force behind the Irish whip Melina fell over the top rope and onto the floor. Lita swished her hair, and smiled up nodding at Torrie, as Melina lay on the hard floor holding her shoulder. Confetti fell as Torrie celebrated her Royal Rumble victory. JR: It looks as if Torrie Wilson is going to be going to Wrestlemania! King: She finally made her dreams come true and won the Royal Rumble! JR: But what was Lita thinking?! King: Melina caused her to lose her shot at Wrestlemania, it's payback, and now Torrie Wilson is going on to face the Women's Champion at Wrestlemania woo-hoo!
Match #2 Shane Helms music hit, and he came out to the ring to a mixed reaction. He entered the ring and listened as Scotty 2 Hotty's music hit. Scotty came out dancing, and raising the roof, as the crowd cheered and welcomed him with open arms. He rolled into the ring, and when Shane advanced toward him Scotty busted out the Hurricane pose, which pissed Shane off, and then Scotty just shrugged and smiled as the referee held Shane back. Austin Aries music hit, and Lillian Garcia introduced him. He came out to a mixed reaction with the Light Heavyweight Title strapped around his waist. JR: It seems no one has been able to bring this title much fan fair since Shannon Moore lost it many months ago. King: What are you talking about? Austin Aries is the EBWF's personal messiah! There's no way he's losing the EBWF Light Heavyweight Championship tonight! The bell rang and the three men took off after each other. Austin Aries immediately started punches on Shane Helms, so Scotty 2 Hotty bided his time and stood back and watched. Shane and Aries were trading punches and Scotty seemed to be getting very bored. He was walking along the rope, and then just decided to roll out of the ring and started to talk to the fans. He was laughing and talking to the fans in the front row. He even signed a few autographs for fans who had pens. He answered some questions to fans who were asking. "I don't want to win this match. Eh, I was saving starving children in Ethopia. I met Angelina Jolie there. It was a heart warming experience. I'm going to win the Royal Rumble tonight. Well you know if Angie and Brad say I can do it, and the children of Ethopia are counting on me, I think I can..." Aries had completely rid himself of the problem that was Shane Helms in the ring. Suddenly the crowd started chanting. "We want Scotty! We want Scotty!" Scotty excused himself from the conversation, but not before saying "God Bless You." He ran into the ring, and outstretched his arms and told Aries to bring it on. Then after a moment huge spotlights hit the entrance. Hanging from the replica of the St. Louis Arch was a large sheath of paper. On the paper was a silouhette of a man, obviously a wrestler. After a moment blue and yellow lights started blazing everywhere through out the arena. Scotty and Aries kept on fighting, and Shane Helms was still out on the mat. The lights were distracting to the audience when finally "Everyone Like Me" by Thousand Foot Krutch came over the PA system. The crowd had no idea who was coming out, and finally the lights went black on the ring. The spotlight hit the paper under the entrance way, and when the music hit a heavy beat a stranger to the EBWF busted through the paper, and the fans seemed confused. The man stepped over the mess he had just made, and stepped out onto the stage. He looked from side to side at the arena, and then the lights came back up on the ring where Scotty 2 Hotty and Austin Aries were still fighting and Shane Helms had made it to his feet. Scotty 2 Hotty whipped Austin Aries into the referree taking the ref down. The ref rolled to the outside and was obviously hurt. JR: Is that? I mean... Oh my God King, that's Krazy-K! The EBWFTron lit up as Krazy-K looked down on the ring, and the tron flashed the words "THE EBWF IS ABOUT TO GET ADDICTED!" Then the camera panned the crowd and found one very excited young lady holding a sign that said "I'm Already Addicted!" Krazy-K walked out toward the ring and started looking toward the ring. He had his eye on the action in the ring. His music went off, and he continued to keep his eye on the triple threat match. Then he rolled into the ring. The tron finally lit up again and flashed "Krazy-K" announcing the arrival of a new Light-Heavyweight Contender. The fans gave him a nice ovation even though they didn't really know him, and then the next thing they saw shocked them. Krazy-K rolled into the ring, and he grabbed Shane Helms giving him his finishing move The Overdoze, and laying him out. Scotty looked at Krazy-K, perplexed but continued to fight Aries. Then Krazy-K grabbed Aries and gave him the Overdoze as well. Then he gave Scotty a smile, and almost as if accepting his fate, Scotty outstretched his arms and accepted the Overdoze from Krazy-K. With all three men laying in the ring from this devestating finishing menuver the entire crowd began to cheer. Krazy-K rolled out of the ring, and then backed up the ramp way, and instead of leaving the way he came he grabbed onto a guide wire, that zipped up, and flew him out of sight as he laughed and disappeared somewhere into the rafters. The fans were cheering, as the three men lay in the ring still dazed from the finishing move they had recieved. The fans were pumped up, screaming and clapping their hands. Finally Scotty 2 Hotty came to, and started crawling. He put his arm over Shane Helms. A referee ran in from the backstage area and slid into the ring to count the 1...2...3! King: Scotty 2 Hotty has won the match! He's the new light heavyweight champion! JR: With a little help from Krazy-K! Who would have imagined. Krazy-K is now in the EBWF!
Backstage The scene opens up backstage in the Imagi-Punks Locker Room where Jeff Hardy is seen holding his head and the European Championship. Shannon Moore is sitting on a couch shaking his head regretfully. Shannon Moore: Those damn horsemen... I can't believe your head is still bothering you... Jeff Hardy: I know man, but I might as well kiss this thing goodbye. I guess we should just be glad the tag belts weren't on the line tonight... Shannon Moore: You could say that again... Jeff Hardy: I guess we should just be glad the tag belts weren't on the line tonight... Shannon Moore: Don't ever lose your humor Nero, you know that? A swish of red hair peeked in the door, and then the rest of the person's curvy features stood in the doorway as the two men looked up at the lovely Lita who came in looking over Jeff. Lita: Open door? Shannon Moore: After what happened last week, nobody is getting locked in here... Lita: Did you see the Women's Rumble... A voice piped up behind them, and Lita gritted her teeth unsure of the tone. Man: I did. Lita snapped around quickly and came face to face with her husband. Lita: Baby! I was just... and then she... and well Torrie... and... Wes Ikeda: Mrs. Ikeda, you my darling, are brilliant. In fact I need to talk to you... Jeff, buddy, you holding up okay... Jeff Hardy: I feel like I was trampled on by wild horses... oh wait... I was. Wes Ikeda: Well, permission granted to take care of that tonight gentlemen. Wes saw the grin spread across Shannon's face Shannon Moore: You for real? Wes Ikeda: Would I lie to you my pet? Of course I'm for real... Shannon Moore: *He looked at Jeff then back at Wes.* What about David? Wes Ikeda: I'll work that out in ten minutes. I got to talk to Amy, in my office, about some notes for the show. Shannon Moore: *He raised his hand* I call Ric... Wes Ikeda: Shannon, I said in a minute! *He smiled.* You're like a kid in a frickin candy store... me and your sister have work to do... Lita: Do we? Wes Ikeda: Don't get too excited... it's real work... well more like schemeing really... but your my muse.... Lita: *As they were walking out the door.* Oooooh I like schemeing! Jeff Hardy: Since when does she like schemeing? Shannon Moore: He can make just about anything sound inticing. Here Shannon want to eat the 10 day old curdeled yogurt? Okay! Jeff Hardy: *He laughed hard, and then grabbed his head.* Oh man!
Match #3 King: What was that all about? JR: Wes Ikeda and his lovely wife Lita have retired to his office to do some schemeing. King: Someone may be in trouble here tonight. JR: Well that unfit president and that jezebel better not do anything to disrupt the Royal Rumble. Kurt Angle's music hit and he came out to the ring accompanied by Davari. Once he got into the ring Kane's music hit and he joined Angle in the ring. Kane did his usual fire taunt, and when he did the ring ropes caught on fire starting the Inferno match. The crowd marveled at the specticle of the inferno match. Kane immediately wrapped his hand around Angle's throat, and hit the choke slam on him. Kane went for the pin, but Angle kicked out after two. Angle tried for the ankle lock, but Kane over powered him. The crowd noticed Davari going insane on the outside. Suddenly Chris Benoit and Chris Masters from the backstage area. They were rolling a huge set ladder down the rampway with them. They set it up, and climbed it, jumping over the flames, and down into the ring with Angle. The three of them triple teamed Kane, taking the boots to him. Kane then got the Angle slam put to him, and Kurt pinned him for the 1...2..3, becoming the new People's Champion. King: That may be an unconventional way to win an inferno match. JR: Maybe Angle may want to think about winning a match or two on his own.
Match #4 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The Kansas City crowd went absolutely insane as the Nature Boy Ric Flair walked out, stylin and profilin on his way to the ring. He walked down the rampway, and got into the ring, taking off his signature robe. Then Taz's music hit, and Taz came out to the ring holding his IC Championship. The fans gave Taz a loud pop as well, and finally the two men got down to business in the ring. Taz tried to get Flair into the Tazmission, but Flair quickly countered with the hard chest chops into the corner. He got ten into the corner, the crowd screaming Woooo with each one. Taz mounted a great offense, and then when he went for a hard jab at Flair, Ric got him in the Figure Four. Taz tapped out, and Ric became the new IC Champion. Taz left the ring, and Ric stayed for a moment and celebrated. Suddenly the tron began to flicker, and Wes Ikeda's stern face showed up on the screen. Ric looked up at him with a smug grin on his face, and the IC title draped over his shoulder. Wes Ikeda: Well, if it isn't the WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Naitcha Boy! Well Ric I just wanted to say congratulations on becoming the oldest intercontenintal champion in the history of the business. The belt looks good on you, no seriously... it does. I listened to everything you had to say this week, and if I was hearing you correctly it seemed like you had a little bit of a vendetta against dear old Wes, and felt like you had to go after my... what did you call them... ahh yes... cronies... instead of me... I don't operate that way Ric. If you have a real problem with me, I say come get me... Lord knows I'll come get you. In fact, I'll start tonight. Since Taz is obviously at a disadvantage after already having been beaten once tonight... I'm going to make his match tonight against Triple H, a No Disqualification match... and if you want some of me Ric, come get some of me, because what's that you say... To be the man, you got to beat the man... *He smiled that trademark Ikeda grin, and took a pause, then cocked his head with a cocky jab.* Woooooooooo! Ric just shook his head, and the camera saw him mouthing the words "Don't mess with the Horsemen" as he stepped out of the ring, and up the ramp.
Backstage The scene opens back up just outside the gorilla. Wes Ikeda is walking up to Jeff Hardy and Shannon Moore, as Jeff is awaiting to go out for his European Title Match. Shannon Moore: *Spotting Wes.* Woooo? You just had to do it twice didn't you? And you just had to say his catchphrases didn't you? Wes Ikeda: Don't lecture me. I'm Wes Ikeda damnit. Mr. I Made Bret Hart Tap Out to His Own Finisher. Shannon Moore: *Shrugging* Yeah well, still doesn't solve the fact that Jeff here is about to fall victim to the Glimmering Midget, or the Glimmering Leperchaun, or the... whatever the hell it's called... Jeff Hardy: My heads about to fall off, and I'm about to be exploited by Michigan Bichoff's Personal bitch... Wes Ikeda: Montanna... Warlock... and your head's really hurting you that bad? Jeff Hardy: What?! Wes Ikeda: I'll take that as a yes. Shannon Moore: Warlock... right. Of course, I knew that. Jeff Hardy: WHERE IN THE HELL ARE THESE WARLOCKS?!?! OH DAMNIT MY HEAD!!!!! Wes Ikeda: *He suddenly stomped on Jeff Hardy's foot as hard as he could, and Jeff started hopping up and down, grapping at his foot.* Head still hurt? Jeff Hardy: YES YOU JACKASS! Now get away from me before I find Michigan and Arik and make friends with these Warlocks, and you'll be sorry. Shannon Moore: Go fight your match Jeff. They could hear Arik's music starting, and the fans booing Arik out of the building. Wes Ikeda: It's really going to suck when he beats you... Jeff Hardy: Can I ask him who stole his sequin jump suit? If he wants a penut butter and banana sandwhich? Can I ask him where Lisa Marie is? Maybe I can ask him why he divorced Priscilla? Please?!!? He's the King... Thank ya' thank ya' very much! Jeff's Music Hit and Wes looked at Shannon and mouthed "Thank God". Jeff Hardy: You wanna see me dance? Wes Ikeda: That's your music Jeff! Jeff Hardy: *He was obviously goofing now just to get under their skin* I can wrestle like a muddaf*cker. And with that Jeff went out the curtain.*
Match #5 When Jeff came out to the ring his head was killing him. Arik Cannon was already in the ring, and they locked up. Jeff hit a swinging neckbreaker on Arik, and after about 15 minutes of going back and forth Petey Williams jumped the guardrail and hit the Canadian Destroyer on Jeff. Arik pinned Jeff, but Jeff kicked out. Arik couldn't believe it. Jeff threw Arik off of the ropes, and then hit a flying clothesline on Arik knocking him down. He did a sunset flip, and then pinned Arik, but Arik kicked out. The fans started going crazy, and it was only a moment before someone else jumped the guardrail. Everyone was shocked to see Ric Flair standing at ringside. He slid in with Sting's bat, and cracked Jeff across the back, and took off the way he came. Just when a familiar face from earlier in the night "The EBWF's New Addiction" Krazy K came down the ramp, and over the guard rail chasing Ric. Arik hit the Glimmering Warlock on Jeff and pinned him for the 1...2...3! King: Another controversial win tonight! JR: Let me get this straight... Torrie wins on the assist from Lita. Scotty wins on the assist from Krazy-K. Angle wins on the assist from his Cabinet. Ric Flair won fairly, but only to be greeted by harassment by the schemeing Wes Ikeda. And now Arik Cannon wins via the assist from Petey Williams and Ric Flair. Could this night be anymore controversial King? King: I think it can JR! Christian announced his arrival in the EBWF earlier this week. The Rock announced his arrival earlier this week as well, and the Royal Rumble match is going to be unbelieveable with those two competitors in it. Not to mention that the next match is the match we wanted to see The World Heavyweight Title Match. The match that Wes Ikeda has made No Disqualification!
Backstage The scene opens back up in the Imagi-Punks locker room. Jeff, Lita, Shannon, Krazy-K, and Wes are all standing there in the locker room, and tensions are high. Shannon punches the door, his fist going through the wood panneling. Jeff actually didn't seem to badly hurt, but running high on adrenaline. Shannon Moore: They can't just keep doing this Wes! This is ridiculous! They can't just keep running in on our matches. What if they start coming in on Amy's matches, or my matches... or Kirby's matches when he starts them next week! Wes Ikeda: Look guys... I have an idea. Just come a little closer... The camera can't here the group as they all lean in together and everyone gets together. Everyone starts nodding their head, and Krazy-K seems really excited until Wes looks at him. Wes Ikeda: Kirby, you stay here with her. *Wes pointed to Lita.* Krazy-K: What? Why? Wes Ikeda: Because tonight is your night kid, and I don't want anything screwing that up. As for the plan guys... come on. JR: That schemeing Wes Ikeda has some kind of plan... King: And it won't be good for the Horsemen...
Match #6 Taz came out to the ring for the second time that night. The crowd gave him a rather loud ovation and seemed to be behind him, and then Triple H's music hit. Hunter came out to the ring with the World Heavyweight Title strapped around his waist, and did his usual water gimmick before getting into the ring. Everyone was cheering, and the arena was off the charts. The two men squared off in the ring, and the match was going off without a hitch with both men squaring off evenly. Suddenly without warning "The Soldier Song" hit and Shannon Moore came out to the stage area. The fans went crazy as the newlywed stepped out in front of them, looking down at the action in the ring. He glard at was going on in the ring. He reached back into his back zippered pocket and pulled out a little notepad, and then reached behind his ear, and pulled out the pencil that he had had stuck there. He started pacing the stage and taking notes on the match. He was cocking his head from side to side, sarcastically acting intrested as Triple H hit moves. Then he genuinely showed interest each time Taz showed skill. Shannon then took off the spiked Prince of Punk jacket he was wearing and revealed a tshirt that read "Taz's Little Buddy" underneath. The crowd didn't know what to make of it, and after a moment of tough wrestling Triple H got Taz in the Pedigree. Unfortunately the referee was blinded when the lights went completely out, and the arena went completely black. Suddenly a haunting melody filled the arena "The End is Here" by Alter Bridge filled the arena, and an orange North Carolina Logo with a faded OMEGA logo behind it flashed on the Titon Tron... Four Spotlights hit the stage area and the screen said "OMEGA FACTOR" The lights came up, and Triple H looked slightly confused as Taz was now on his feet. The crowd was looking to the stage for Shannon, but shifted their attention to where he was now standing in the ring, right behind Triple H. Then Jeff Hardy, Krazy-K, and Lita, wearing t-shirts with the same logo that had just flashed across the screen rushed the ring. Shannon quickly hit the Moorgasm on Triple H, and Taz pinned him for the 1...2...3! Each member of OMEGA FACTOR posed on a turnbuckle. King: This is the EBWF's new stable. JR: Shannon Moore's OMEGA FACTOR. What a force to be reckoned with King! And to think Taz is the new World Heavyweight Champion! Showing Taz respect OMEGA FACTOR exited the ring, and left Taz to celebrate his world title victory.
Backstage After a moment the camera joined OMEGA FACTOR in what had formerly been the Imagi-Punks locker room. Wes Ikeda was there, and he smiled. Wes Ikeda: Okay Omega Factor, phase one is complete. Everyone ready for phase two? Krazy-K: Does it still involve me staying here with the woman? Wes Ikeda: Yes. Krazy-K: Then yep. I'm ready... Wes Ikeda: Shannon, Jeff... ready? Jeff Hardy: Oh, I'm ready... Shannon Moore: Me too... *He was grinning from ear to ear.* Wes reached behind the door, and picked up a crowbar. He looked at it with glee. Wes Ikeda: Yep. We're ready too... King: What... what's Wes doing with that thing? JR: God, I don't want to know. The three men left the locker room, and the camera quietly followed Shannon Moore. He turned a few corners, and after a moment Jeff caught up with him. They turned another corner, and there they saw Ric Flair and Sting standing there together chit chatting. Shannon and Jeff rushed them, running them against walls, punching and kicking them to the floor, leaving them slightly battered for the Royal Rumble, but not too worse off. It was more of a warning than anything else. Shannon Moore: And you'll be getting it a lot worse if you don't call off this stupid thing you have against us... you got that Ric?! Shannon took one more kick, and walked off. The camera then found Wes Ikeda crowbar in hand. He turned the corner, and standing there near the Divas locker room talking to Stephanie McMahon was none other than David Flair. Wes immediately felt a little guilty, but shook the thought from his head Wes Ikeda: Steph back up. David? David looked over at him and stood up a little straighter, but didn't have time to get anything out, before Wes spoke up. Wes Ikeda: I just wanted you to see it coming. Wes reared the crowbar back, and plowed it hard into David's gut. David doubled over hard clutching his stomach, and then Wes brought the crowbar down on David's back, and David fell to his knees. Stephanie freaked out and ran into the Women's Locker Room. After a moment Torrie Wilson, Stephanie, Maria, Chyna, and Sunny had all come back out into the hallway. Torrie Wilson: Wes! Wes what are you doing?! Wes where's Amy?! Wes Ikeda: *He Kicked David, and then brought the crowbar down* Torrie backup. There was blood coming from somewhere, and Wes satisfied with himself smiled down at his crowbar, and looked back up at Torrie. Wes Ikeda: I don't want you to get blood on your shoes. Excuse me ladies. *He grabbed David by his odd colored hair now stained with his own blood, and brought his far away eyes to meet his own.* David.... David.... Little Naitch.... I know you're in there somewhere, so hear me. If you think the Royal Rumble, and the EBWF, and wrestling are so stupid... then you can take your sorry ass somewhere else, because I don't need you, and your sorry friends coming in here and messing it up for me, do you hear me. Because you were always the one who never trusted me David, and do you know why that is David? It's because you're better than them... all three of them... even Hunter... you're just afraid to admit it... all you had to do was accept it, and now look at you. You had an opportunity, and now... number 26 isn't looking so good is it David? It's not looking so hot huh? Well let me tell you something David. *He let go of David's hair and was surprised to see that David supported his own head, not breaking Wes' gaze. Wes held his bloody hand up to David's face.* I don't mind having your blood on my hands. Wes took one more kick to David's midsection, and then he turned around and walked away, leaving the ladies to help David to his feet.
Match #7 JR: Ladies and Gentlemen I just, I just don't know what to say about that.... King: Well, I do know one thing JR, we are ready for the Royal Rumble match! 30 men, one shot at Wrestlemania.... JR: That's the truth... Christian's music hit, and the fans went completely insane as a fan favorite returned to the ring after a month long absence. He went down to the ring and entered, and after a moment Carlito joined him in the ring. They locked up, and Christian hit a DDT on Carlito and Christian totally dominated the match. Carlito hung tough and then Ryan Cruz came into the match. The three men fought a decent triple threat match until time elapsed and Hulk Hogan entered the ring. Ryan Cruz hit the Cruz Control on Hulk Hogan, and then Irish whipped him into the ropes sending him up and over the ropes eliminating him. Christian got fed up with the pesky Carlito and clotheslined him up and over the top rope. Leaving Ryan Cruz and Christian in the ring alone. Christian grabs Ryan Cruz by the throat, and throws his tiny frame over the top rope leaving him in the ring by himself. The Rock's music hits, and he comes out to an amazing ovation. He slides into the ring, and he and Christian immediately start to go at it, trading punches and hard rights. Christian hits the Unprettier on the Rock, and then Johnny Nitro comes out to the ring. Nitro stands in waiting as the Rock and Christian continue to take it to each other and then Kurt Angle's music hits, and Angle joins the fight taking it to Nitro. The four men start fighting each other vigorously. Petey Williams comes out to the ring, and after time elapses he is joined by Chris Benoit. The Rock manages to get Benoit caught up in the ropes and he and Christian throw Benoit out together by picking him up by the legs. Then the crowd rose to it's feet as Ric Flair made his way to the ring. He was obviously beat up from his run in with Omega Factor earlier in the night, and proved to be not much of a threat as Christian threw him out just seconds after he got into the ring. The fans didn't leave there seats as John Cena came out to the ring. Everyone cheered as he climed in th ring, and immediately began taking it to Petey Williams. Soon after Chris Masters came in. Petey Williams got out of Cena's grip and took it to Masters eliminating him almost immediately. Chris Jericho came out to the ring with a large ovation from the crowd, and he squared off with Christian. Then Bret Hart entered the fold. John Cena eliminated Kurt Angle. And then after a hard fought battle Johnny Nitro eliminated Petey Williams. Chris Jericho and Christian teamed up to dispose of Bret Hart. Joey Mercury entered the ring, and he immediately went after his partner Nitro much to the enjoyment of the fans. Sting entered the ring sometime after and started fighting the Rock. Then Edge entered the ring and was attacked by John Cena who immediately threw Edge over the top rope. Arik Cannon came into the ring and went for Cena instead. Then Jindrak came into the ring and playfully went after Christian as a gag. As he lunged at Christian, Christian side stepped and threw him over the top rope, eliminating Jindrak. Vampiro came into the ring next but only lasted nanoseconds as he was immediately elimated by the teamwork of MNM. Austin Aries came to the ring next but he too was eliminated after a few minutes by none other than Chris Jericho. Shane Helms came out to the ring, but he was quickly disposed of by MNM, and then fed up with their teamwork Christian and Chris Jericho threw both Nitro and Mercury over the top rope. Sting started talking smack to Christian and Arik Cannon got aggravated and threw Sting over the top rope. Shane McMahon entered the ring and after doing his McMahon dance he eliminated Arik Cannon. Everyone was fighting in an all out brawl. Simon Dean came out to the ring and hooked up with McMahon. Booker T came out and hooked up with Jericho. And then David Flair limped out to the ring the best he could. Hurt from Wes Ikeda's attack. Scotty 2 Hotty came out to the ring, and hooked up with Christian, and then the Undertaker came out and hooked up with David Flair. Kane came out and got into the fray, but no one was being eliminated. Finally the number 30 entrant Jeff Hardy came out to the ring. Jeff Hardy took the Undertaker off of David's hand and after a few stiff hits, he managed to get the big man up and over the top rope. Then Cena and McMahon worked as a team to eliminate Kane. Simon Dean was trying to take it to the Rock when Booker T hit the Book End. The Rock stumbled to his feet, and then Booker T and Simon Dean disposed of him over the top rope. Jeff Hardy gave Scotty 2 Hotty hard rights, and punched him right over the top rope, and as Jeff peered over the ropes at his handy work, Chris Jericho knocked Jeff out of the ring. Booker T and Simon Dean excited by their advancement charged at McMahon and Cena threw one man each over the top rope. Then Christian and Jericho, working as a team again threw Booker T and Simon Dean over the ropes as well leaving David, Jericho, and Christian in the ring. Christian and Jericho traded punches, and then Jericho went for the lionsault, but David pushed him over the top rope, and out of the ring. Now we were down to two and everyone was cheering like mad. David was holding his own, and doing his best. The two men had a power struggle at the ropes, and suddenly they both stumbled over. Their feet hit the floor, and the referees on the outside, all looked at each other baffled. One was pointing to Christian, one was pointing to David, and everyone was standing in bewilderment. "Not Listening" hit and Wes Ikeda and Lita walked out to the ramp. Wes Ikeda: No! Not two years in a row damnit! Simple. Replay this for me, and I'll tell you who won. They replayed the two men falling out of the ring. The refs watched. Wes and Lita watched, and no one could decide who's feet had hit the ground first. Wes Ikeda: Okay, okay fine. It's impossible to tell who hit the floor first! Fine. Christian! David! Get in the ring. Do it again, first man to go up and over the top is out! The two men did as they told. David obviously lacking energy after getting beat up earlier that night. Wes and Lita stood at the top of the ramp. Lita had her head on Wes' shoulder, and her hand resting on his chest, as he had an arm around her and watched the action in the ring. Then they started to walk down toward the ring. Suddenly Christian and David stopped. Wes Ikeda: No, no. Just making sure I see who's feet touches the floor. Christian shrugged and continued his assault, and Wes and Lita were ringside now. Christian threw David into the ring ropes attempting nothing more than an Irish Whip when suddenly with nothing more than a cute knowing nod to each other Wes and Lita jumped up toward the top turbuckle, pulled down on it together and David came tumbling over onto the ringside floor. Pleased with their work Wes looked up at Christian and mouthed. "I still don't like you." Lita wrapped her arms around Wes, and hanging on him they backed back up the ramp as Wes grinned as David lay motionless on the floor, holding his ribs. Christian celebrated his Royal Rumble victory as the PPV went off the air.
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