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Yo, I am john; some people call me shakes. The paragraphs below will
describe almost everything that anyone would desire or care to know about
my life.
well, currently (April 7th 2003) I am the only member of the band still
in high school. As you all will agree, it sucks but has some good moments
that will lessen the overall crap it actually is. I was born June 27 at
only 7 lbs, 7 oz. I was a little kid who was greatly uninformed and
unprepared for the long road ahead. Now that I recall, most of my
childhood was spent with few friends and a lot of music. Mostly country
music back in the day. I should give my self a beat down for that but over
much debate I concluded that I had better things to do. I took up the
hobby of pissing off pedestrians with the growing trend of sidewalk
surfing-skateboarding. I kinda faded on that due to time constraints but
still find some time to thrash here and there.
I began music in 6th grade when I took up drums. Over 7 years of
beating the crap out of my 5 piece pearl set and still going strong.
The biggest change in my life was due to my discovery of Nirvana. To
this day I still view Kurt and his companions above any and all others.
His displayed passion for music was the greatest motivation for me to
learn to play the guitar. I took that up and now have my own Fender
Mustang, i try but will never be able to do any justice to it as Kurt
could.
In school I am a speech geek. But hey, qualifing for nationals, winning
state one year, placing 3rd and 6th the next aint that bad is it? I take
some pride in that. I couldnt have done it without the help of many
others, especially Susan and Josh, and thanks to a few other people.
And now my opinions that may be worthless to everyone but me
best cds ever: Nirvana - nevermind
Godsmack - self titled
Slipknot - self titled
Staind - Dysfunction
Deftones - white pony
Best feature of a girl- eyes
Best U.S. bill- the twenty
Best type of car - '68 corvette
Best game system - the original Nintendo
Best celestial being - the planetary nebula
Best animal - a dog
Best animal for a rug - a bear or big dog
Best guitarist - hendrix
Best beverage - Mt dew
Best sport - snowboarding
Best 4 letter word - poop
Best thing to do at walmart - freestyle about the manager kick you out
Best way to get 4 cop cars on you- walk downtown with toy handcuffs
behind your back
Best position - 3rd base
Best time in the morning - 7:39
Best cartoon character - Super Mario beotch
now that I got that out of the way, I can explain the rest of the
story. The rest of the story reads as:
Playstation II has treated me very well. so has other things i will not
mention. anywho, I drink a lot of mountain dew. The doctor says i’m
addicted. One time I accidentally ate my allowance but I got it back the
next day. I also like long walks at night and one day I had to go to the
bathroom but I was in the car, so you know what I did? I pulled over and
went in the grass. I felt like a real man. Some people say I look like
brad pitt, I can honestly say it is a lie, I don’t look anything like him.
I just wanted to say that to sound big. One time at band camp, I banged my
drums. Yea i'm a drummer, but i play guitar. I like to play. It helps me
pick up chicks. hehe
and now you know, the rest, of the story.
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