 Monday Massacre 8-Ball: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Massacre! We are coming to you live, from the sold-out Compaq Center - San Jose, California and what a night it's going to be. Because this is our very first show. Spock: The old man finally remember his lines but on to the show. Yes this the very first show of the UTMWA. Monday Night Massacre. And what a night of action do we have for you. 8-Ball: You know I hate you right? Spock: Who gives a rat ass you couldn't do shit cause you to fucking old. 8-Ball: You lucky we have a job to do. Spock: Shut up you ole geezer. But to the card. All making there debut. 8-Ball: That's right we have the “The Main Event” Brad Lightston taking on a person from Compton, 3rd Earth in DA Link. Then The President's own nephew Spider makes his first television debut in a match aginst some one who is also from 3rd Earth in The Frost. Spock: Ok before we go any further. Where the hell is this 3rd Earth shit? 8-Ball: To tell you the truth I have know idea but I do know that our Vice President Will is from there as well. Spock: Right... 8-Ball: Well while he sits there dumbfonded lets finish the line up. Red Scare will take on Hardkore two guys who we haven't heard from yet. Also a ledgend in Derek “The Thriller” Mobley who takes on Lightning as well as "The Impacter" Mikey Young takes on the pothead known as Warrick Hill. Spock: See now Warrick Hill is my boy I mean when I get low on supplies he helps me out. 8-Ball: What the hell are you talking bout. Spock: Damn I forgot you don't know shit. Well anyway in our Main Event. Two of our biggest stars go at it as Ixon takes on Enigma. Now that will be the shit there. 8-Ball: You know I'm going to see if I can get the "Flamboyant One" to commentate with me cause I'm starting to dislike you alot. Spock: You're stuck with me bitch. Cause Johnny is assigned to Thursday Terror. Which you can catch this Thursday at 8:30 on TMTV.
8-Ball: Anyway let's take a commercial break. Before I have to hurt this retard.
Are you ready for the terror?
Spock: Alright we are back and now it's time for our first match What do you think about this match 8 ball? 8 Ball: I think this match will be a great one. Since the UTMWA started these two had been giving theirselves heat. The attacks between this wrestlers go all the way back in time. But now it is time to settle this in the ring.
Spock: We need to thank Kris for signing this match between these two. Well, that's enough talking, lets go to the ring to see who will surivive and move one step closer to the World Title Championship at Redemption.
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and gentlemen this match is signed for one fall. First coming down to the ring hailing from Baltimore,Maryland, weighing at 275 pounds and standing 6'1 this is "The Main Event" Brad Lightson!!!
["Back to School" Hits the PA system, as the lights start to dim. The crazy crowd stares at the entrance ramp awaiting for The Main Event to come out. Suddenly the music stalls and a loud voice chanting So RIIIIIIIIGGGHT!! All of a sudden Main Event makes his way out to the sound of the screaming crowd. The cameras can't rightly see what he's fully wearing, but his highlighted hair is combed straight forward and a silver and blue necklace hangs from his neck. A tattoo of the trademark symbol for the Baltimore Ravens (SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS) is on his left upper arm. As the lights slowly come back on, Brad is seem wearing a pair of jean shorts and a pair of dark Vans on his feet. His eyebrows knitted, his mouth turned into a slight frown as he shouts out at the fans, he walks down the ramp to the ring....]
8-ball: Well I don't really agree with the entrance. Let's hope that he can back up all the talk. He is known to have a great time ending other federations.
Spock: Well that's not going to happen in the UTMWA. Because DA Link is going to not only defeat him. He is going to whip his ass.
Tracie Mallory: And his opponent, hailing from Compton, 3rd Earth. He is weighting at 281 pounds and standing at 6'8 1/2, he is one member of W.E.E.D. he is Da Link!!
["The Smoke starts to fill the arena. The light starts to dim a little as blue and black lights flash and strobe around the arena. Suddenly "666" appears on the titantron with fire wrapped around it. Then "Bia,Bia" plays on the P.A. system. Da Link comes out of the crowd with a dark black shirt with his logo, "Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link" on it. He walks out with a steel chair in his hands as he enters the ring as the bell rings]
Spock: Well this is the beginning of the very first match in the UTMWA.
8-ball: Well shit shut the hell up so we can get to it then.
~The match starts out as both Da Link and Lightson battling it out. They finally tie up in the middle of the ring. Da Link overpowers The Main Event and shoves him into the ropes. The Main Event ducks the lariot and connects with a standing dropkick to DA Link. The Main Event then gets on top of Link and started pounding Da Link. The ref gets The Main Event off of Link and The Main Event jumps at the ref. The Main Event turned back around but this time he turned around to a kick in the stomach and a swinging DDT. Da Link then picked up Main Event and threw him into the ropes and connected with a swinging Belly-to-Belly Suplex.
8-ball: Da Link hits a very dangerous swinging Belly to Belly Suplex.
Spock: I can't really beleive that this match is going to be so techinal. I love it.
~Da Link then lifts Main Event up but the Main Event sneaks in a quick thumb in the eye and snaps a quick double-arm DDT. The Main Event then goes over to the corner and brings Da Link over to the corner with him. Da Link is laid flat in the middle of the ring as the Main Event connects Link with a flipping legdrop. The Main Event then goes for a cover.
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Da Link kicks out the FLipping Legdrop. Main Event then lays Link in the corner. Main Event starts to deleiver punches but Link comes back with punches of his own. It soon becomes a slugfest. Link reverses one of the punches and clotheslines Main Event outside the ring. Da Link then goes on the top and dives into Main Event with a diving arm-handle!!!
8-ball: I can't believe that Link went to the outside. Link had been barely surviving in this match. Now what will happen when these two go outside through the crowds!!
Spock: Well, this is the UTMWA, there is no such thing as unforginess in this company. It's either you break or be break.
~ Da Link now grabs a chair and sets to swing it. Link swings and is successful as he nails Main Event with the chair. Main Event will not fall down. Da Link nails Main Event with the chair again, Main Event will not fall down. Da Link nails him with the chair the third time, Main Event falls down this time. Da Link then rolls Main Event back into the ring. Da Link comes in the ring with the chair, pushes the ref out of the way and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Da Link sets the Main Event up for a powerbomb through the chairs but Main Event once again slips out of it and picks him up into a face through the chair.
8-ball: The shit has hit the ceiling!!
Spock: I can't beleive that we just seen a face bomb through the table.
8-ball: Now, I beleive that you should call the doctor. I think that Da Link is going to have a migrain headache.
~ Main Event now goes to the outside and grabs a table from under the ring. He set it on the outside of the ring. He thens grabs another chair and brings it into the ring. He throws Link into the ropes. He then attemps to be going for the chair shot, but Link ducks the chair shot and hooks up a full nelson. Link hits the move on the chair laying in the ring. Link then kicks Main Event in the ribs and chest. When the ref pulled Link off, Main Event is shown coughing up blood. DA Link then signals for the Bottom Link on the steel chair. He hooks Main Event in the maneuver but the Main Event gets out of it by using some quick elbows in the face of Link! Main Event flips Link and then lifted Link on his shoulders. ME moved Link up with his hands and ducked his head past Da Link body and raises Link head as he falls face-first to the mat. Main Event and Link are both out but Main Event makes a cover.
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TO much of Main Event suprise, ME starts to argue with the ref but while he is doing that, Da Link is getting air. Main Event stops arguing but to his suprise, ME turned right around into a BOTTOM LINK!!!! Da Link then rolled up Main Event as the ref made the cover.
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Tracie Mallory: Here is your winner..... Da Link!!!!
Spock: It's over. DA Link wins the first match in UTMWA history over Main Event.
8-ball: I must say that the match was easy but Da Link did get the hard-earn win. That's all that really counts in UTMWA.
Spock: Whoa! What a night! If all the matches going to be like the one we just seen, then tonight will be one hell of a night!!
8-ball: We are going back to the ring for the next match between Spider and The Frost.
Spock: This should be a great match. The FROzen One is my boy. He is one wrestler that I have to admire the most. I mean I have followed his career all the way since he was in a pamper fighting grown men for lollipops. Well The FROzen One will be in the ring against the President little nephew Spider.
8-ball: Yeah, that's true Spock. Tell me what you think of that though.....
Spock: Personally I don't like it. Spider is a rookie, a little child, a helpless creature. There is no way in the hell that The Frost should be in the ring with him. Prez Kris is going to screw Frost and knowing Frost, Prez Kris and VP Will better watch their ass. Because their little nephew is going to go out. Thanks to The FROzen One.
8-ball: Well, let's go to the ring and find out, yourself.
Tracie Mallory: Laddies and gentlemen this match is schelduled for one fall. First coming down to the ring. He is form Memphis, Tennessee. He is standing at a towering 5'8 and weighing 231 pounds. This is Spider!!
["Still Thuggish Ruggish" hits the P.A. system. The crowds start to cheer insanely once Spider makes his apperence along the way. Spider is seen decked out in white shirt with blue jeans. Spider hops over the ropes, throw his hands up in the air and await the challenge of the Frost.
Spock: Well I can say one thing. He is doing this to get over with the fans.
8-ball: Yeah. This is exactly what you have to do Spock. You don't want to be an ass all your life do you. But let's hope that the fans are by his side when The FROzen One makes his apperance.
Tracie Mallory: And his opponent.....
[Suddenly the lights in the arena go out and suddenly "Bia,Bia" is heard!]
Tracie Mallory: And his opponent. He is currenly from Thuggish, 3rd Earth. He is standing at 6'7 and weighting 267 pounds. Accomplied by "The Folks Cameraman" Woody, this is The FROzen One of professional wrestling, one member of W.E.E.D. this is The Frost!!
["The Smoke starts to fill the arena. The temperture drops and bits of Coolbreeze falls down from the rafters. The lights starts to dim a little as blue and black lights flash and strobe around the arena. Suddenly "666" appears on the titantron with fire wrapped around it. Then "Bia,Bia" plays on the P.A. system. The FROZen One comes out of the crowd with a dark black shirt with his logo, "Just Another Victim of Frostbite" on it. He is lead out to the ring with his manager Woody as the bell rings to begin the match.]
8-ball: I must say that these two will put on an show.
Spock: If you say so. By the look of things, I think Frost has this match booked in his hands. I wonder what would be next for the FRozen One after this?
8-ball: I don't know. I have to say.... how about he battle Derek "The Thriller" Mobely?
Spock: Well, Derek is also in action later tonight but can the Frost get pass Spider? Let's find out.
~ Spider starts out by getting a thumb in the eye and starting to pound on The Frost until he backs him up to the corner where he nails him with a pair of knife edge chops... Spider then whips Frost to the opposite side and catches The Frost with a diving cross-body attack. Spider charges at Frost but Frost explodes out of the corner and runs over Spider with a clothesline! The Frost then laughs and begins to stomp a mud hole on Spider who is laying down crawling up. The ref gives him the five count and The Frost stops after four. The Frost then picked up Spider, and whipped him to the ropes and connected with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Spider makes it to his feet only to get another Overhead Belly to Belly! The Frost pulls Spider's feet again, and this time he hits Spider with a Russian Leg Sweep this time and keep his gronded with a chinlock.
8-ball: I must say that Spider had the lead there for a second but now The Frost is killing.
Spock: Well that's what you get when you mess with the Frozen One. The Frost will kick your ass and leave it standing out to be dried. Let's get back into the ring.
~The Frost picks him up and whips him to the ropes again,
Spider bounces off and Frost jumps on his shoulders and goes for a hurricanrana, but Spider blocks it and instead drops backwards, letting The Frost lose about 6% of his life by that neck drop. The crowd gives a big "OOH!" as Frost bounces off hard. Spider drags Frost to in front of one of the corners and then climbs it. He reaches the top and quickly dives off, connecting with a picture perfect shooting star press! Spider quickly hooks the leg for the pin,
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~Spider picks up Frost and whips him to the ropes. Frost bounces off and Spider attemps for a dropkick. The frost caught his foot and by the time that Frost pointed his finger to his head, Spider nails him with a spinning heel kick! Another pin.
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~Another kick out, this time by The FROzen One. Spider pulls up Frost yet again and this time he tosses him to the outside. Spider follows, the crowd boos him a bit and he gives them the bird. Spider grabs Frost, but Frost out of desperation, surprises him with a huge right hand. Spider stumbles backwards and Frost nails him a couple of more times. The Frost grabs him and throws him against the steel steps, Spider hits hard steel stairs splitting the steps in two.
8-ball: I think that The Frost got this one in the bag once again Spock.
Spock: Yeah, I hope so. Spider is the Prez nephew but he is getting his ass destoryed by The Frost.
8-ball: The Frost might be trying to set-up for the right moment to deleiver the Frostbite!!
~ The Frost quickly picks him up now and tosses him back inside the ring. The Frost follows suit and then waits for Spider to get up. Spider eventually does but looks lost as Frost comes up from behind him and applies the Coolbreeze!! A Rolling German Suplex ending with a Facebuster Combo!! Damn. Unbelievable!! The Frost rolls him over after the impact and goes for the pin.
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th.. NO! The Frost pulls Spider head up.
~Woody, Frost manager is a bit shock and so is the crowd, to see The Frost pull Spider up from his trademark maneuver. The Frost hops to his feet and tells the crowd is over. He drags Spider over to the corner and climbs it. He reaches the top and turns around and to his surprise, he sees Spider standing right in front of him! Spider grabs him and brings him down hard to the mat! Spider then takes a deep breath and jumps on the top turnbuckle. He then awaits for Frost to stand up, and when he does Spider delivers a missile drop kick!! The tables have turned and now Spider goes for the quick pin!
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8-ball: Spider will not give up!
Spock: He has a lot of heart for a little man and that heart is what going to take him places in the UTMWA. That attitude will take Spider up to possibly the Youngbloodz Title.
8-ball: Talking about titles. We have a special announcement from Vice-Prez Will after this match is over with.
Spock: I hope it has something to do with the titles!!
~The match continues as Spider picks up Frost and whips him to the ropes. The Frost bounces off and Spider sends him flying with a back body drop! But Frost some how lands on his feet! Spider turns around and now he’s the one surprised! The Frost gives him a kick to the gut and then he hooks him for a Powerbomb into DDT combo that he calls the Aftershock!. He lifts him up and as he does this Jocco's foot hits the ref! Frost doesn’t notice and turns the Powerbomb into a reversed Tombstone Piledriver!! The crowd is back on their feet and are cheering loudly as they feel that the end is near. The Frost goes for the cover but gets no count. Frost goes outside and got a chair from Woody and came back in the ring. Woody, watched as Spider got up dazed. Spider turns around into a massive Chair shot. The crowd starts to go crazy!!
8-ball: The Frost has this one won now Spock.
Spock: I don't see why Frost needed that chair. He was already beating the shit out of Spider.
8-ball: It's simple. He is the FROzen One, he's my favorite wrestler and he is the shitzit!!
~The Frost makes his stalk and it waiting for the moment to attack when someone from the crowd jumps over the railing. It is Lighting! He jumps on the apron and grabs Frost foot as he was about to attack Spider. Frost turns around and stared at Lighting. When he turned around, he is met by a very dangerous superkick by Spider! Lighting smiles, claps his hand and heads to the back as Spider comes back into his own. He sees The Frost down and out in the corner/middle of the ring and Spider quickly stands up and picks up Frost, he hooks him in a cradle position and delivers a modified DDT!! It is blocked once again by the Frost. The Frost throws him into the ropes but catches him before he hits the rope and connects with the dangerous Frostbite!!! The crowd gives a big “OH!” Followed by loud cheers as they see him pin Spider! The ref comes back around. He sees the pin and makes the count.
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Spock: It's over!! It's over!!
Tracie Mallory: Here is your winner of this match.... The Frost!!!
8-ball: This is another successful win from The Frost. I know this is his first win in this company but the Frost is still underfeated in you catch back up with him.
Spock: I wonder who is going to be able to stop him once he get's all the way to the top?
8-ball: Well I don't know. But let's go to the back now where VP Will is at.
VP Will: First of all, I would like to welcome all of you people here to the UTMWA!!! I know this is our first show but this will definally not be the end. Also let me just say that I am going to be announcing and answering some of your questions later on in the night. But until I can, I have three statements to tell you people ot there and the millions of folks nationwide. Number one, the UTMWA has just became better. Not because of the talent. But because I have finally found the three men who are going to bring the UTMWA pain. Now I will not pronounce the name of these three men. But between now and Thursday Terror, I will be watching all of the wrestlers. Now the second statement is concering Redemption. Redemption is on June 9, 2001. There will be a tournament to decide the new and first ever UTMWA World Champion. Now I know this is a big feat but the only way you will be able to go for this title is to ....well....show up. Now tonight in the main event Enigma will be taking on Ixon. Now I have heard all about both of these wrestlers careers. I have decided that this match tonight will be a steel cage match.
Now the third and final thing.... concering the other titles.... There are 17 people right now. There are 7 titles to acheive. Well we know 1 are going to be determined in a tournament. But starting next week, matches will start to determine who will be facing who at the PPV for that respectful title. But be advise now, the winner at the PPV can be a possibility of having two titles. I know this might be early but you will hear more about his, either Thursday, Saturday or next Monday. Till then.. this is VP Will signing off.
8-ball- Oh my God! I can't beleive the good news!!
Spock: Well beleive it. I think that VP Will know what he is talking about.
8-ball: This is a grand oppunitity for everyone in the UTMWA. I can't beleive it.
Spock: But trust me. The wrestlers have been quick to hush this week. But I really do beleive that starting next week, the UTMWA will be jumping off the tracks.
8-ball: Well talking about jumping. We are going to take our second commerical of the night.
Live, June 9, 2001
from Memphis, Tennessee
Spock: There you see it folks.
8-ball: UTMWA presents Redemption. It's live on Pay-Per-View from the Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee.
Spock: I guess that is cool. You are going to have the first ppv in your hometown. What do you think 8-ball?
8-ball: I think that's it's pretty cool. But you know something else that is going to be pretty cool?
Spock: What is that?
8-ball: This next match is going to be the shit. It's between Red Scare and Hardkore.
Spock: I thought that you said this match is going to be a snorefest!!
8-ball: I didn't say that! But anyway I got ten dollars on Hardkore to win this match.
Spock: Why do you say that?
8-ball: Because look at the names. Red Scare. How in the hell does the color red scare you? There are many things that are red. An apple is red. Shoes can be red. Once air hit's blood then it's red. My favorite color used to be red. There is nothing shakey about the color red. Now Hardkore..... the name speaks for itself.
Spock: (laughing) Let's go to the match.
8-ball: Wait a minute, I'm hearing something else.
Spock: What now!?
8-ball: It seems like Hardkore has demanded some interview time.
Spock: Well, Allen are you ready.
Allen: Yeah. Well, Hardkore you are on the midst of having your first match here in the UTMWA. Your first opponent tonight is Red Scare. Now what do you have to say about Red Scare and your opinion about this match and the other wrestlers in the UTMWA and the upcoming title tournament at Redemption.
HardKore: Tonight Red Scare is going down! Red Scare this is gonna be your first and last match in the UTMWA I have never walked out of the ring without my oppenent bleeding or the oppenent being crippled whether I win or lose! You see I have been in many feds and in most of them I was kicked out because I was destroying the whole roster. Every one they threw infront of me I have taken out. I may of lost but I still destroyed my oppenent. Because when I was young I got picked on lots so I was taught to fight and then no one made fun of me anymore everyone just ran away from me. That's why I decided to become a professional wrestler and I already made history. I brought Hardcore style matches into wreslting that why the call me HardKore. So Red Scare on Monday when you wake up and before your match you better get on your knees and pray to god and just hope that you can walk out of that match walking. But there is a little chance of you walking after the match. CAUSE I AM HARDKORE!
Allen: Well there's you go. That's Hardkore. He is pretty confident about his match.
[~ Out of nowhere Red Scare comes running from behind and attacks HardKore for no reason. While he is attacking Hardkore, he is shouting out words of hatred. Red Scare finally stops after a while and grabs some handcuffs and locks Hardkore up to a bed of steel pipes. Red Scare then grabbed a chair and was headed to swing for Hardkore but the officals from the back pulled him back before he could attack Hardkore even more with the steel chair. Red Scare than taunts Hardkore and tell him to watch his back because the real king of hardkore is coming and his name is Red Scare. As they pull Red Scare out the building we go back down to the ringside where Spock and 8-ball are sitting at.]
Spock: Well what the hell did we just see?
8-ball: We just seen Red Scare take care of some business New York Style baby.
Spock: But Red Scare is from Billings, Montana 8-ball.
8-ball: that what's makes him more famous. Well it's time to go to the next match. It's between the greatest wrestler of all time Derek "The Thriller" Mobely going against some guy named Lightning.
Spock: I thought that you said that Frost was your favorite wrestler.
8-ball: Well that's true also. Those two are my favorites.
Spock: Well whatever. What are your thoughts on the main event then?
8-ball: Well I think that Enigma is going to run over this guy. Ixon is a great wrestler but Enigma is just better.
Spock: Well, let's worry about this match. Speaking about Frost, I know Frost is watching this match.
8-ball: Of course, this is what I call competition.
Tracie Mallory: This match is scheduled for one fall. First coming down to the ring.... He comes from Providence, Rhode Island. Being accomplied to the ring by Percy Ellis, Standing at 6'5 and weighting at 275 pounds, this is one half of the House of Pain, this is Derek "The Thriller" Mobley.
["Thriller" hits the P.A. System. All the lights go out and purple strobe lights start to flash all around the entrance and Mobley walks out, dancing to his music. The crowd goes crazy. He makes his way to the ring with purple lights flashing everywhere. He gets in the ring, climbs the top turnbuckle and raises his arms as the fans go crazy for him. After doing that, he waits in the corner for his opponent Lightning.]
Tracie Mallory: And his opponent... he is residing from The Clouds, standing at 6'7 and weighting at 290 pounds this is the man known as Lightning.
["My Way" hits the PA system. The Thunder start to roll,and the lights begin to flicker and flash while the titantron shows pictures and photographs of several storms producing large bolts of lightning,a bolt of lightning hits the stage and the crowd goes silent while MY WAY BY LIMP BIZKIT bgins to play,then they start cheering again as another bolt crashes on stage,a black smoke arises and then the lights in the stadium are all black except for the flashing and flickering white lights. A rumbling is heard and several men on motorcycles appear on stage followed by a shining clean silver limo,followed by more solid black motorcycles. The bikes circle and escort the limo around the ring. Finally everything stops and the limo door is opened by one of many bodyguards,LIGHTNING steps out and then the men on the bikes surround the entire ring,and the men int he limo pull down the ropes so the very tall LIGHTNING can graciously step in the ring. He then walks to the middle of the ring and pulls out his sword and holds it in the air with both hands,a large orb of bright light grows larger and larger until it nearly blinds everyone. Then LIGHTNING pulls down his sword and pulls it point downward and lightning strikes the ring several time shaking the enitre arena.]
Spock and 8-ball: DAMN!!!!!!!!
8-ball: Now that's is what I call a entrance. I think that Derek Mobely should come harder than that.
Spock: Yes. But now can Lightning back it up in the ring?
8-ball: Are you crazy? That's Derek Mobely!!
~The match starts off with the fans chanting "Trilla", "Thrilla". Derek Mobely chugs off the ropes and starts to get into action as the bell rings. When the bell rings Derek Mobely and Lightning lock up. Derek overpowers Lightning and quickly applies a headlock and then breaks it and nails Lightning in the back with a few elbows. Derek whips him to the ropes. Derek ducks his head and Lightning jumps over it. Lightning then looks at the crowd and points to his head thinking he is smart. He turns around and gets nailed with a running larriot that sends him flying to the outside! Lightning lands hard on his back. Derek then starts to rant on in the ring awaiting for Lightning to get up. Derek Mobley then climbs through the ropes and jumps off the arpon, landing on top of Lightning with a elbow from the top rope!
Spock: Damn, 8-ball you are missing a great match! Lightning is getting his ass served to him by Mobley. I guess punishment happens early to those who encourage it.
8-ball: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
~Derek Mobely then quickly picks up Lightning and throws him against the guard rail. Derek grabs him again and whips him to the guardrail on the other side. Lightning staggers as he is getting up. Derek Mobley then picks him up, holds him and connects with a sambo suplex.
Spock: Well, I can't beleive it. Derek "The Thriller" Mobley just applied the Rock Bottom!!
8-ball: (wakes up) Fuck!!!! I missed it!
~Derek Mobley then rolls him in the ring and quickly goes for the pin.
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Spock: Lightning looks to be doing well now in this match. He is trying to defeat Mobley with his own move!!! He really has Mobely beaten down now. I can't beleive that this match outlasted the three minute mark that Mobley stated it would!!
8-ball: (going back to sleep again) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
~Derek Mobley stretches for the ropes as Lightning continues to apply the punishment to him. Derek Mobley finally gets enough power and reaches for the ropes. Lightning breaks the hold and then starts punching at Mobley and gains control this time. He scoops him up and body slams him hard. Lightning then goes and bounces himself off the ropes and drops the elbow right on the sternum of Derek Mobley! Lightning goes to the ropes again and once again the same move. Lightning goes for the cover. But before the ref can get a count.. Lightning lifts Mobley now and he applies a headlock and walks over to the empty corner. He climbs up the turnbuckle and singals for his THUNDERDROP. But Mobley hits him in the chest a couple times. Still Lightning gets the advantage and jumps on the second rope with Mobley still hooked and drives Mobley head-first to the mat after delivering a spinning bulldog! But Mobley jumps back up as Lightning taunts to the crowd. Lightning turns around and looks at Derek Mobley. Lightning was enraged and ran towards Derek. Lightning runs to Mobley. Mobley slides out the way. Lightning then bounces off the ropes into a "Thrillseeker" impact DDT by Mobley.
Spock: That's the set-up to the Thrilla!!! If Derek Mobley hit's this it's over!!!
8-ball: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
~Mobley then signals for the Thrilla. Mobley walks over to Lightning legs and grabs them. Percy Ellis grabs thew ref attention as Mobley gave Lightning a very dangerous Low-blow. He then hooked Lightning legs and applied the THRILLA!!!! (a Finger Four) The ref turns his attention towards Lightning. Lightning hold in for a while but finally taps out to the pain.
Tracie Mallory: Here is your winner by submission,......Derek Mobley......!!
Spock: Yo, 8th wake up. Wake up!
8-ball: (wakes up) Damn. Man, is it time to go yet?
Spock: The match is finally over. Lightning and Derek Mobley wrestled and Derek won.
8-ball: Well, like I said. This was a one-sided match. This is just your typical Derek "The Thriller" Match.
Spock: Well, I guess you are right. But now since we seen Derek wrestle, you know who is wrestling next right?
8-ball: No, who.
Spock: It's Warrick Hill. Warrick has a tough challenge in head of him. Warrick has to battle the "Impactor" Mikey Young.
8-ball: I really don't know man. I think that this match will not happen. Because we haven't even seen Mikey Young since this company started.
Spock: I think this person is just in here to recieve the check and to have free mercerdise.
8-ball: What the hell are you talking about. Free Mercerdise? You don't work at Footlocker. You are not going to be off Sundays.
Spock: Forget you. Ole geezer. Well let's go to match.
8-ball: I bet you 30 dollars Mikey Young don't show.
Spock: You are on! Come on Mikey Young.
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and gentlemen this match is schedule for one fall. First coming down to the ring, first from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Standing at 5'11 and weighting at 190 pounds, this is "The Inpactor" Mikey Young.
["Canadian National Athem" plays on the PA system. The fans start to boo. But "The Impactor" is no where to be seen.]
Spock: Well, I can't beleive it. You were right 8th.
8-ball: Yeah, so now give me my 30 bucks.
Spock: I got you after the show.
8-ball: Everyone on television heard you now.
Tracie Mallory: And his opponent. He is from Tallahasse, Florida. He is being accomplied to the ring by Percy Ellis. Standing at 6'2 and weighting 230 pounds, he is the other member of the House of Pain, he is Warrick Hill.
["Wastin' Time" hits the PA system
As Warrick Hill strolls out to the ring with the fans chanting "Hill!" He gets in the ring, strolls to the ropes and hangs his arms over them, looking out at the crowd. He then hangs in the corner waiting to see what would happen.]
Spock: What is we going to do about this match?
8-ball: I think that Mikey Young is the smartest man in the UTMWA right about now. He knew his ass was going to get did and now he ain't here. What is going to happen now?
~the ref look at Warrick and then starts to do the ten count.
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The bell rings as the ref raises the hand of Warrick. Warrick is not happy but he know a win is a win. Warrick leaves as his music plays again.
Spock: Bullshit! Bull shit! I can't beleive that Mikey Young chicken-out of this match. He suck. I can't belive it.
8-ball: Calm down, my brother calm down. We still got the main event of the night.
Spock: They are here ain't they?
8-ball: Naw, there's nothing to worry about here. I think that the main event will happen because both Ixon and Enigma are here.
Spock: Well don't let me keep waiting show the card. Show the match.
Tracie Mallory: This is the main event of the even. First coming down to the ring. He comes from New Era, Michigan. He is standing at 6'4 and weighting 267 pounds. This is Ixon!!
["Wait and Bleed" plays on the PA system. The strobe lights flash around the arena and finally connect back on him. Ixon is very focused. Ixon doesn't listen to the mixed reaction to the crowd. Ixon is ready to get "boogie"]
Tracie Mallory: And his opponent. He comes from El Salvador, Central America. Standing at 5'8 and weighting 214 pounds this is the "Enigimatic" Enigma!!
["Get Out of My Head" plays on the PA system as
the lights go out and then blue eirie lights come on. The crowd cheers loudly as Smoke emits from the entrance way, and as the lyrics of the song kick in.. there you see the man known as Enigma standing. He begins walking down the ramp and stops about half way, purple pyro goes off behind him and with that the lights come back on. He, never taking his eye of his Ixon. He continues to walk down and rolls under the bottom rope inside the ring. He stands up and walks over to a corner, he climbs to the second turnbuckle and looks around at the crowd.. He then gets down and looks at Ixon.]
8-ball: Well here we go. It's time for the main event. I think this will be the shit that will hit the fan.
Spock: I'm with you.
~The bell rings and the two men lock up in the middle of the ring. Enigma gets a head lock onto Ixon, but Ixon pushes him off. Enigma runs into the ropes, bounces off and Ixon drops him with a hip toss. Enigma gets back to his feet and Ixon takes him down with and arm drag. Enigma gets back to his feet again and Ixon meets him with a strong flying elbow. Enigma then rolls out of the ring, and to the outside to catch a breather and regain himself.
Spock: As of right now, Enigma is taking a breather outside the ring. Enigma wants to give his fans something to see.
8-ball: Fans?! What fans? I didn't really know Enigma actually had fans!!
~Enigma now rolls back into the ring and locks up with Ixon. Enigma gives Ixon a knee into the gut, and Ixon bends over in pain. Enigma now grabs Ixon’s head and delivers a swinging neck breaker to him. Enigma now pulls Ixon's back to his feet and gives him a couple of forearm shots to the head. Enigma now whips Ixon into the ropes and Ixon bounces off, and Enigma catches him with a kick in the stomach followed by a powerbomb.
Spock: You know that Enigma is known around the world to be a world-fined wrestler.
8-ball: Well he probably won't be able to out-wrestle techinal wrestlers like The Frost and Derek Mobley.
~Enigma now pulls Ixon back to his feet by his neck and hooks him for another powerbomb. He lifts Ixon up, but Ixon is able to fight out of it by using elbow shots into the forehead. Ixon gets Enigma to release the grapple and Ixon lands behind Enigma, he turns Enigma around, picks him up and drops him with a Full Nelson German Suplex . Enigma falls to the ground in pain after the move. Ixon goes for the pin.
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~Ixon now pulls Enigma to his feet and backs him into a corner. He begins to punch and chop away at Enigma and Enigma yells in pain. Ixon then grabs Enigma arms and hooks them and begins to attemp his rolling fisherman neck breakers. Once Ixon is done and have given Enigma three belly to belly suplexes, Enigma falls flat on his back and Ixon rolls him over and goes for a pin.
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kickout!!!
~Enigma kickouts! Ixon now gets up and pulls Enigma to his feet. Ixon goes for a punch, but Enigma blocks it. Enigma then begins to fire lefts and rights at Ixon. Ixon is staggering back as Enigma goes for the knockout blow, but Enigma ducks, turns Enigma around and drops him with a devastating Russian Leg Sweep. Ixon now pulls Enigma to his feet and Enigma is standing in the middle of the ring, dazed. Ixon then rushes into the ropes and bounces off. He rushes at Enigma, but Enigma is able to grab a hole of Ixon and throw Ixon with a brainbuster. Enigma laughs an evil laugh as Ixon falls to the ground. Enigma quickly grabs Ixon neck and goes for a stenier recliner!
Spock: There it goes 8th. It's a stenier reclinier
8-ball: Enigma has this match right where he wants it. To bad that Ixon is close to the ropes though.
~Enigma clutches down on the back of the neck as the ref checks on Ixon to see if he is going to submit or not. Ixon screams in pain as he tries to make it to the ropes. He finally makes it as the ref tries to get Enigma to break the hold. As the ref tries to get Enigma to break the hold Ixon tightly grabs the rope. Enigma finally lets go of the hold and now begins to stomp at Ixon's neck. Ixon then is applied a reverse chin-lock. But Ixon somehow gain enough energy to get out of it. Ixon now gets to his feet and pulls Enigma to his, and they begin to brawl in the middle of the ring. Enigma gains an advantage as he begins to deliver more punches than Ixon is. Ixon then has Enigma dazez from a low blow and he goes to whip Enigma into the corner, but Enigma reverses it and he throws Ixon head first into the turnbuckles and Enigma hits hard. Ixon is then turned around and is lifted on top on the turnbuckles.
Spock: I am enjoying this sea-saw battle. I can't beleive it.
8-ball: The "Engimatic One" has Ixon on the top turnbuckle. What is Enigma planning to do now? This may be very painful for Ixon. They are up so high. I think I am getting a nose bleed thinking about it.
~Enigma lifts Ixon on the top turnbuckle. Enigma then walks up on the top of the rope and grabs Ixon but Ixon blocks the throw and starts punching at Enigma. But somehow in the world Enigma still caught Ixon with a Hurricarna. The hurricanna throws Ixon over to the other side of the ring. Enigma gets back up and throws Ixon back into the corner again.
Enigma now goes to pull Ixon out of the corner, but Ixon lifts his leg up and nails Enigma with a low blow. Enigma bends over in pain and Ixon raises him up and scoops him over and gives Enigma the pump-handle slam!!! Enigma begins to fall to the ground. Enigma is then laid out. The ref checks the arm of Enigma. Ixon pushes the ref out of the way and lays on the body of Enigma. The ref didn't want to count but then starts the count.
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~Ixon now gets to his feet and he grabs the legs of Enigma and lifts Enigma up with him hanging onto his back. Ixon then look to Warrick Hill who is just then made his way outside of the ring. Ixon gives Warrick Hill the middle finger and gives Enigma a standing side kick. Ixon then goes for another cover but Warrick Hill steps on the ropes. Ixon gets off Enigma and goes to the ropes. Warrick grabs a chair and throws it in the ring. Ixon catches Warrick Hill and throws him into the ring also. The ref tried to break it up but was smacked across the skull with a steel chair.
8-ball: Good Lord!!! This seems like a handicap match now.
Spock: The ref is out. Enigma is still out. Warrick Hill and Ixon are fighting. Oh my God, all hell is about to break loose. What the hell did Warrick Hill come down their for?
8-ball: Well, I think that Warrick should leave before he get's beat. Ixon looks like he's not in a playful mood.
~Warrick Hill and Ixon continues to battle. Enigma gives in a low-blow to Ixon behind his back, and hooks Enigma head and then backs into a nearby corner. Warrick Hill then gave Ixon a reverse brainbuster. Enigma then grabs the head of Ixon and climbs to the second rope. Warrick Hill then began to walk out when all of a sudden from outside the crowd, Mikey Young appeared!!! Mikey Young knocked the hell out of Warrick. They began to fight up the stage until officals tried to break them up. Meanwhile, Enigma comes flying out of the corner delivering a tornado DDT to Ixon. Enigma then rolls him over. Enigma then stated to go back up top again. This time he connects with the Shooting Star Press! Enigma looked into the crowd and the crowd told him to finish Ixon. Ixon finally got back after a while and was turned around into a boot in the stomach followed by the ENIGMATIC!!! Enigma then went for the cover.
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8-ball: Enigma wins!! Enigma wins!!!
Spock: Yes he did, I just can't understand why did Warrick Hill come down here and interferred in the match?
8-ball: Man, damn. I don't know but I think that Warrick probably was scouting his opponent for Thursday.
Spock: Thursday? What the hell are you talking about? How do you get your information?
8-ball: Sources.
Spock: Well folks that's is about all the time that we have for tonight.
8-ball: We will see you later. I'm the 8th ball cornerball.
Spock: And I'm Spock Jones. Well I have to see you next Monday and all the others.
8-ball: Yea, we are off the air.
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