 Monday Massacre The TV 14 logo pops onto the screen soon followed by the ESPN logo. The Monday Massacre video then plays over the Violence-Tron and the lights go out throughout the entire arena. Red pyro's shoot off in a blaze all over the place and the lights come back on to show the thousands of screaming fans in the TD Waterhouse Centre in Orlando, Florida. Hundreds on signs, hats, shirts, etc. of all UTMWA wrestlers can be seen as the camera zooms over the different sections. The camera then zooms in on 8-Ball & the returning Spock. Spock as you know is just joining the broadcast from the attack given to him from Titan 3 at Redemption. Well both Spock and Titan are here what will happen? Well the cameras lowers down on them and they begin to speak.~
8-Ball: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Massacre! We are coming to you live, from the sold-out TD WaterHouse Centre in Orlando, Florida. Where we are on our fourth straight sold-out show and what a night it's going to be. We are just a couple of weeks away from our second pay-per-view, "The Kings of Violence".
Spock: I am the king of the Tequilla. I am The man known as Spock. I know that you people missed me. But if you guys ordered the PPV, you seen the brutal beating that I was receiving by one of the UTMWA premier jackasses Titan 3.
8-Ball: Whoa Spock. I don't think you should be talking about Titan like that. You know Titan is here tonight and Titan is going to be still going after you.
Spock: Well you see I had a little talk with my lawyer the other week and he mentioned that if Titan 3 what so ever laid one finger on me that I would be able to sue his ass.
8-Ball: Well, I guess you don't have to worry about Titan 3 coming near you. Well tonight ladies and gentlemen the UTMWA World Tag Team title Tournament will start here tonight. It will be Titan 3 and Booch Freeman teaming up together to battle the team of New Aged Ripper and Mental Psychopatic Killer.
Spock: Well that's good. Also we have the "Toxic Machine Team" vs. the team of Dirty Rotten Imbcile and Firebomb!!! This will be a great team and will also be the premier debut of Dirty Rotten Imbcile and "The Machine" Alec BeGrod.
8-Ball: But the match that's going to break the walls down tonight so to say will be the way between Street Life and W.E.E.D.
Spock: It's going to be the Gang Welfare Battle. It's the South Central vs. the 3rd Earth. It's the war that will forever continue the on going battle between the Frost and Killa Kali.
8-Ball: Yeah during this week. We really learned alot about the gang life. We learned about Original Gangstas, we learned about Hustlers, Pimps, Macs, Playas and more. Tonight not only do I fear for these four but I fear for the lives of everyone here in the arena.
Spock: Plus we had just recieved word from our Commish that tonight this Tag Team Match will be a no-holdz barred match!!! Anything goes!! This is truely going to be a classic. Last week The Frost and Kali fought in a classic that resulted in both Frost and Kali to be taken out in a ambulance. Well this week will it be all four of them going? Only time will tell.
8-Ball: Folks that's not over. Tonight it's going to be the rematch of the century. This will be the most anticipated match in the UTMWA Short History. It will be The UTMWA World Heavyweight Champion.... "Tha Showstoppa" Steve Wilson vs. The Youngbloodz Champion of the World..... "Enigmatic" Enigma. But there's not two titles that will be decided it will be the World Heavyweight Championship.
Spock: Well Tonight the losing street will be on the line. It will be Enigma 8th chance at the World Title. He has a 0-7 record. Will tonight be the brightest night in Enigma's career or will the World Title continue to hunt him day in and day out from now on.
8-Ball: Well folks let's get down to the ring with the lovely Tracie Mallory as we start our Tag Team Title tournament with Alec Begrod and Sage Armstrong going against Firebomb and the Dirty Rotten Imbcile.
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the right to advance into the UTMWA World Tag Team Title Tournament. First coming down to the ring.... He hails from Coral Springs, Florida. He is standing at 6'9 and weighting at 271 pounds this is "The Machine" Alec BeGrod!!!
~The lighting begins to flicker as the smoke begins to creep from the
entrance way. Blue and white lasers been shoot out from all corners of the
ring. The song "My Way" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. As the song progressive you hear a loud
voice come over the speaker and say "This time im gonna let it all come out"
As this happens pyro shoots out from the entrance and Alec emerges. He lifts
his right hand in the air and signals for his finsher. The pyro goes off
agian. He walks down the isle and and slaps the hands of his fans as he goes.
He walks over to the ring and climbs the stairs, he lifts his leg over the
ring rope and climbs in. He walks to the middle of the ring and signals his
finisher taunt again.~
Tracie Mallory: And his tag team partner...... He hails from the ATL, Atlanta, Georgia. He is standing at 220 pounds and standing at 6'0 even he is the tag team partner to Alec BeGrod, this is "Toxic" Sage Armstrong!!!
~The arena is completly black. Over the PA, "Crawling" by Linkin Park begins to play. A blue light flashes at the entrance. Blue Pyro goes off, and Sage quickly runs down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope. He climbs to the top, and taunts the fans, and does a back flip off, landing on his feet. The fans give him a mixed reaction as they await their tag team opponents.~
Tracie Mallory: And their first opponent.. He is hailing from London, Ontario, Canada. He is standing at 5'9 and weighting at 150lbs. This is the UTMWA very own... Dirty Rotten Imbecile!!!
~All of a sudden a disclaimer comes on the big screen telling kids not to try the following at home. "Your Gay" by Anal Cunt blares on the P.A. system. Then clips of Dirty Rotten Imbecile running around in mosh pits. Thrashing hotel rooms, breaking car windshields, sencelessly throwing himself off large heights onto people. And all sorts of clips of him hurting himself (I.E. breaking beer bottles over his head. Jumping off a trampoline attempting to get onto the roof of a house and smacks his face off the lip off the roof (it happened to me and it hurt)) While all that plays Dirty Rotten Imbecile comes down to the ring as fast as he can. While The Machine and Sage discuss plans they step outside and DRI dives into the ring and smacks his head off the turnbuckles and few times and paces around the ring.~
Tracie Mallory: And his tag team partner.... He comes from San Bruno, California. Standing at 5'8 and weighting at 215 pounds this is Firebomb
~Finally the lights in the arena is black!! The arena is set into a state of total darkness! "Staying Alive" by
the BeeGees blasts over the P.A. system. A few moments pass as the fans wonder
where Firebomb is! Then with out warning, a huge wall of fire shots out of
the entranceway! As soon as the smoke starts to clear lone body steps into
the entranceway A spotlight shines on him! He wearing Red tights on white
boots a black shirt with red lettering as it reads on the front of the shirt
FIREBOMB! And on the back it reads BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU PLAY WITH FIRE CAUSE I
JUST MIGHT BURN YA! He looks back and sees all together wall of fire burst
up through the rampway! Then every thirty feet or so, a burst of flame will
erupt form the floor and two lovely ladies come out wearing tight red
dresses! On the titantron video behind him are the words 'Firebomb’. The crowd wows at the entrance and suddendly the bell rings for the match to start.~
8-Ball: WoW!! I can't beleive these guys intros!! Man these people today can come up with everything!!
Spock: I can't wait to see this. You got two guys making their debut here, you got the rematch from last week between Sage Armstrong and Firebomb and more!! I can't wait for this match to start!!!
~The bell rings and DRI starts it off with Sage. They lock up, DRI tosses Sage into the ropes, Sage bounces off. DRI goes for a spinning heel kick, but Sage catches DRI’s leg. DRI then leaps up and nails Sage with an inziguri that knocks Sage off of his feet and damn near to the outside! DRI now pulls Sage to his feet and gives him a couple of stiff forearms to the side of the head. DRI eventually gets Sage backed up into a nearby corner. DRI then whips Sage out of the corner and Sage flies across the ring into the opposite corner. DRI then rushes in there and nails Sage with a huge splash!!~
Spock: This is going great!! The Dirty Rotten Imbecile is going great in this match!!! DRI is just destroying Sage Armstrong here.
8-Ball: No one is going to under estimate the quick power of the DRI. But beleive me... This is far from over.
~DRI now drags Sage back into his corner and tags in Firebomb. They stare at each other for a while and then Together, they hook the head of Sage and lift him up with a double suplex. Sage’s back hits the mat hard. Firebomb then begins to stomp away on Sage, who is laying on the mat. Firebomb pulls Sage Armstrong to his feet and begins to punch away at Sage’s head. Sage tries punching back, but Firebomb blocks it, turns Sage around, hooks his waist, lifts him up and drops him with a Full Nelson Slam!!~
8-Ball: What impact by Firebomb. He is really showing progress here in the UTMWA!!
Spock: Yeah. You're not lying. I don't even think that Sage Armstrong has hit anyone here in this match yet. I think that the most important thing to do is just go and tag the "Machine". Maybe Alec will at lease pinch the bitch.
~Firebomb begins to kick away at Sage Armstrong, who is laying on the ground. Sage though catches a kick and twists the leg of Firebomb. Firebomb falls to the mat and holds his knee in pain. Sage Armstrong begins to crawl towards Alec BeGrod, who is holding out his hand to be tagged. Firebomb hobbles to his corner to try and tag DRI again. Firebomb makes the tag to Dirty Rotten Imbecile and DRI rushes over and grabs the legs of Sage and pulls him back into the middle of the ring, before he could tag BeGrod. DRI pulls Sage to his feet and whips him into a nearby turnbuckle. Sage Armstrong hits hard. DRI then goes in there, grabs the head of Sage, lifts him up on the turnbuckle and destroys him with a tornado DDT!!!~
Spock: Now I got to say. I think that Sage Armstrong should just gone go for the lost. This match is over before it even started. I think that DRI and Firebomb are a team that are going to dominate in this tournament.
8-Ball: I don't know Spock. There are some other good teams in this tournament. Besides this match ain't over yet itself!!!
~DRI now climbs to the top rope as Sage is laying in the middle of the ring, on his back. DRI then leaps off the top, nailing Sage with a boonsault. He hooks Sage’s leg and the ref makes the count.
1......
2......
Kickout!!!
DRI gets to his feet and yells at the ref for a possible slow count, the ref just shrugs. DRI now drags Sage back into his corner and tags in Firebomb. Firebomb climbs to the top rope. DRI lifts Sage up and powerbombs him to the ground. Firebomb then leaps off the top, nailing an off the top rope Shooting Star Press.
(The fans scream "UTMWA" "UTMWA")
He pins Sage and the ref makes the count
1.......
2.......
Kickout!!!~
Spock: This is a tough team here Ball. I told you no one is going to be able to take this team down. Sage is dead. That was one hell of a move by these two.
8-Ball: Okay. I admit.. These two guys are tight.
~Firebomb now pulls Sage to his feet and begins to punch away at him. Firebomb now pushes Sage against the ropes and whips him into the opposite ropes. Sage bounces off and Firebomb puts his head down. Sage catches Firebomb with his head down, and grabs him and drops him with a swinging neck breaker!! Firebomb sits up, holding his neck in pain, Sage begins to crawl towards BeGrod. Firebomb gets up and walks over to DRI’s outstretched hand. Firebomb tags in DRI and he rushes at Sage Armstrong, but Armstrong gets the tag to BeGrod, before DRI can reach him to pull him back. DRI rushes at BeGrod, but BeGrod catches him and lifts him up in a gorilla press. He begins to lift him up and down as he walks towards the ropes. BeGrod then tosses DRI over the top rope and to the concrete floor. Firebomb then rushes into the ring. He gets kicked in the gut by BeGrod. BeGrod then lifts him up in chokeslam position and walks over to the ropes and tosses Firebomb over the top rope and to the outside!!!~
8-Ball: Well we surely do know that's it is going to be the power and agility of "The Machine" and Sage Armstrong versus the speed and quickness of the Dirty Rotten Imbecile.
Spock: They control now. But can they keep it!!!
~Sage now climbs to the top rope and sees DRI making it to his feet on the outside. Sage then leaps off the top rope, hooks his legs around the neck of DRI and drops him with a huricanrana, the fans begin to cheer loudly!! Suddendly more chants of UTMWA happens!!!
BeGrod now is in the ring and the ref is yelling at him. Firebomb sneaks up behind Sage on the outside with a chair and nails him in the back of the head. Sage Armstrong falls to the ground. Firebomb then revives DRI. And when they get into the ring. BeGrod’s back is to them. DRI sneaks up behind BeGrod and taps him on the shoulder. The Machine turns around and DRI lifts him up for a pancake while Firebomb then rushes over there and drops him with a Diamond Cutter 3D!!!
(3D Chants start)~
Spock: The 3D!! The 3D!!! DRI and Firebomb did the 3D!!!
~DRI then goes for the cover.
1......
2.....
Right Shoulder up by BeGrod!!!!
"The Machine" gets to his feet as both DRI and Firebomb look at him with eyes wide open. Firebomb then hits BeGrod in the back, but BeGrod turns around, kicks him in the gut, Throws him into the ropes, caught him by the neck and gave him the Chokeslam! DRI hits BeGrod in the back, but BeGrod turns around and lifts DRI up on his shoulders. DRI fights out of it though and with an rake of the eyes, he got out of it. He then grabbed BeGrod head and gave him three deadly headbutts!! DRI then stopped and BeGrod started stumbling into the turnbuckles. But DRI did an little Bob Backland impression and hooked him in a Cross Face Chicken wing known as the "Thrash Hard"!!! BeGrod tried to fight it but he couldn't. As soon as Sage Armstrong seen that.... Sage Armstrong just watched and walked out. A couple of moments later. The ref called the bell.~
Tracie Mallory: Here is your winner of this match and will advance into Round 2 of the UTMWA Tag Team Tournament..... the team of Firebomb and the Dirty Rotten Imbecile!!!
8-Ball: What a great show of tag team talent between Firebomb and DRI!!
Spock: I told you that this is my pick to take the first side into the PPV to go against either Street Life or W.E.E.D.
8-Ball: Spock... man I don't really think you should turn out the other two teams yet. I mean Titan 3 is a hellva wrestler and I know he had the job of teaching "Mr. Steriods" how to wrestle.
Spock: Okay Ball quit riding Titan's nuts. I think he is going to lose and personally I want him to.
8-Ball: Well the match between the team of Titan 3 and Booch Freeman will be battling it out against MPK and New Aged Ripper.
Spock: Well, even though Titan and Booch are facing some wrestlers who think it's still Halloween, I'm still going for them to destroy Titan and Booch. Well folks.... we are going to take a commerical.... We will return with the match.
The Original Kings of Violence
~During the break the cameras took a shot to the back. Out in the parking garage a long stretch limo pulled up into the garage. Out step the driver and the driver steps out the door. Then the driver walks down to the door and out steps the wrestler known to the world as YJKeady!!! YJKeady steps out of the limo and walk to the trunk. He opens the trunk and he pulls out his bags. He then shut the trunk and roll his bags in the arena. Suddenly the driver steps back into the car and drives back out of the garage. Suddenly the cameras turn and go back inside the arena.~
8-Ball:Uh... Spock you want to take this one.
Spock: Uh.... okay. Ladies and gentlemen that guy that you have just seen is a new edition to the UTMWA roster. I don't know why he is here tonight but then again.... when you're in the UTMWA, you wouldn't mind being in the UTMWA everyday. Well 8-Ball, how was that?
8-Ball: That was great. Well it's time for the match. The next match will decide who will be the challengers for the duo of Firebomb and the Dirty Rotten Imbecile!! Well without futher a do, Let's take it down to the ring to Tracie Mallory.
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and will determined the team that will advance to battle the team of DRI and Firebomb. First coming down to the ring... He is hailing from Miami, Florida. He is standing at 6'6 and is weighting at 290 pounds, this is Titan 3!!!
~A piercing air raid siren is heard,
and all of the lights go out, except for a red and blue flashing light above
the entrance ramp. Then, a deep rumbling sound i sheard, followed by a
bright flash on the Titantron. A mushroom cloud appears on the Tron,
followed by a thunderous explosion. "Aenema" by Tool then starts to play, and
two huge explosions go off at the ramp. Titan 3 is standing there as the
smoke clears. He holds his arms out to the side, and then straight up into
the air. As he walks, explosions go off all the way down the ramp behind
him, and two large atomic clouds rise from the side of the entrance. The
ring then becomes temporarily engulfed with bright flames, shooting up from
the ringposts. Titan walks up the steps, stares at Spock who is sitting over at the Announcement booth, laughs and casually enters the ring, as
the crowd is going nuts overe the wicked pyro show.~
8-Ball: You were shaking in your Reeboks wasn't you?
Spock: Shut up!!
Tracie Mallory: And his tag team partner.... He is hailing from Seattle, Washington. He is standing at 6'4 and weighting at 267 pounds.... this is "Mr. Steriods" Booch Freeman!!!
~The Three Stooges Theme starts to
play, and while the fans, Spock and 8-Ball laughs their asses off as Booch charges full speed out to the ring, where he then slides in the ring and high-fives Titan and they await their opponents.~
Tracie Mallory: And their opponents. First he is hailing from The Basement, he is standing at 6'7 and weighting at 267 pounds this is the New Aged Ripper!!!
~"The Michael Myers" theme blares on the P.A. System
as the New Aged Ripper comes out looking strange with his signature Hockey mask and he walks down the ramp
shaking and clothes looks very bad and sticky and has a big long snake around his neck. He walks into the ring and put the snake in a bag and sits him in a corner.~
Tracie Mallory: And his tag team partner.... He is hailing from the region of Hell, he is standing at 7'7 and weighing at 380 pounds this is the Mental Psychopatic Killer!!
~"Psycho Man" by Black Sabbath blares on the P.A. System. The whole arena goes dark, a brilliantly
bright white spotlight hits the top of the stage after
a few seconds, M.P.K is standing in it with his head
bowed. He looks up and slowely makes his way to the
ring, with the spotlight following him all the way.
He steps over the top rope and stands in the middle of
the ring and rolls his eyes into the back of his head
and slowly lifts his arms until they are above his
head when he flings them down and a huge almost
deafening BOOM is heard throughout the arena, but no
pyro’s come from anywhere just that huge noise.~
Spock: I guess, Someone was too cheap to purchase their Pyro. Well we will finally see who's the best in this match.
8-Ball: Yeah. Let's get down to it!!!
~The bell rings and Booch Freeman and New Aged Ripper start it off. They lock up and New Aged Ripper irish whips Booch Freeman into the ropes, Ripper goes for a clothesline but Booch ducks it and hits Ripper with a flying crossbody that knocks him down. Booch then picks up Ripper and sends him into the turnbuckle and starts to kick him down. Booch then runs back and hits Ripper with a running low down dropkick right in the face. (Oh!!! is heard from the crowd)~
8-Ball: These rookies are here to show us a great time Spock.
Spock: I need a drink. Uh.... hey Bou. Give me the usual!!!
~Booch runs over and hits Ripper off the apron then goes and makes the tag to Titan 3. Titan picks Ripper up out of the turnbuckle and throws him into the ropes then hits him with a big boot. Titan then picks up Ripper again and picks him up in a press slam then throws him to the outside of the ring. Then MPK comes running in the ring toward Titan and Titan back body drops him to the outside hitting Ripper knocking them both out!! Meanwhile Booch is on the top rope and he crashes unto MPK and Ripper with a massive double ax handle!!! Booch then picks up Ripper and rolls him back into the ring then sends MPK into the steel guard rail sending him into the crowd. Booch then goes under the ring and gets a table and puts it in the ring with Titan and Ripper. Titan now set's the table up for something that's truely going to be deadly.~
8-Ball: This match is going to be the killer!! Titan is going for the kill already in this match.
Spock: Oh good, I got my Tequilla. You should know... no day would be right without my shot of Tequilla. Plus... I found out that New Aged Ripper is the lost desendent of Jake "The Snake" Roberts!!
~Titan then shows Booch the table and Booch starts nodding his head. Booch then picked Killer and puts him on the table. Booch then stands on top of the table with him. Meanwhile outside the ring, MPK climbs over the rail and grabs Titan legs and pulls him outside the ring. Outside Titan and MPK engage in switching punches left and right. While back in the ring... Booch lifts Killer up in a Tourture Rack position and delivers a Reverse Death Valley Driver through the table!!! It's called the "BOOCH'S FINISHING MANEUVER"!!! The crowd then begins to chant "Holy Shit!! Holy Shit!!" as Booch goes for the cover!!!
1......
2......
3!!!!!!~
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and gentlemen, here are you winners..... Titan 3 and "Mr. Steriods" Booch Freeman!!!
Spock: Damn that was one hellva move by Booch!!! I still can't beleive that he call it Booch's Finishing Maneuver.
8-Ball: It don't really matter. What matter is the fact that Titan 3 and Booch Freeman have won this match. I can't beleive it. It's going to be a great semi-finals match between Firebomb and the Dirty Rotten Imbecile going against Titan 3 and "Mr. Steriods" Booch Freeman.
~After the win.... Booch witnesses the ongoing fight outside the ring with Titan 3 and MPK. Booch goes outside and joins the fight. He gives MPK a low-blow and then both Booch and Titan stomps on MPK. Titan then throws MPK to Booch and Booch catches him in a spinning backbreaker!!! Titan then goes back under the ring and grabs another table. Titan then sets this table back into the ring and Booch rolls MPK into the ring. Titan then grabs the mic and talks.~
Titan 3: Well Spock... how are you doing? I see you are back tonight. Well how unfortunate for you. You had to show your face when I was here also. Well, you know what.... I heard about your little deal that you cut with your lawyer. You mentioned that if I laid one finger on you that I would get my ass sued. Well (laughs) you know what Spock. Not only are you laughable, that little restraintment is simply pitful. You actually think... that's going to save you from a beating by me? You're weak. Well Spock, you can quit shaking. I'm not going to harm you....tonight. I want you to witness through quick hands what will happen if you ever go against something I say again.
~Titan 3 drops the mic and then goes back over to Booch who is destroying MPK. Booch lifts him up sand throws MPK to Titan. Titan catches him and lifts him up and drops him with a massive Falling Powerbomb. Suddendly, Titan 3 then pulled MPK over to the table. As the officals starts to come down to the ring, Booch fights them off while Titan points at Spock. He tells Spock to watch as Booch walked over and together they lifted the close to 400 pound man up in the air. Then Titan spins MPK lifting him up over his back, while reaching under both arms, extending MPK's arms out. Titan then slams MPK down face first through the table with the "GROUND ZERO!!!!" The fans chant "Holy Shit!!" and "Anemna" by Tool plays as the the officals finally come in as Titan 3 and "Mr. Steriods" Booch Freeman walk out of the ring and up the ramp. The fans scream out loud!!!! As Monday Massacre takes a commerical break.~
Funkadelic: Well Ladies and gentlemen, we were supossed to be speaking with the World Champion but he has refused to be interviewed. But don't worry. We have an even better wrestler. I am here with the current UTMWA Youngbloodz Champion and challenger to the UTMWA World Championship. I am here with Enigma. Well Enigma.. last Monday Night we witnessed one of the major attacks in the history of the UTMWA when you pulled out your frustions on Hardkore, Steve Wilson and Da Link. Well how do feel knowing that you are about to enter perhaps the most important match in your luxary career?
Enigma: Well you see Funkadelic the world realize the shock and those.....
~ While Enigma starts to give his speech..... there are distant screams in the back and when Funkadelic and Enigma turns around.... Enigma is knocked to the floor by Da Link with a shot in the face with the Hardkore title. Da Link then yells for Enigma to get back up... Enigma gets back up and Da Link knocks him down with the belt again. Da Link begins to stomp Then Da Link grabs the mike from Funkadelic and looks down at Enigma, grabs his collar and speaks....
Da Link: Enigma.... tonight you are going for the World Title.... Well you better hope that you survive tonight. You better belive Enigma, that I want the title as much as you do... If you win it.... I want the first title shot. When I take it from you.... then you will learn not to mess with Da Man... Da Myth.... Da Legend.... Da Link.
~ Da Link drops the mike, grabs his UTMWA Hardkore title and begins to walk near the entrance way to the ring for the next match. Suddendly.... the camera spins and lowers back down on our announcers....
8-Ball: Wow!!! Those were strong words from Da Link Spock. Well ladies and gentlemen and we are going to go straight to the next match.
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and the winner will get a bye straight into the Finals. First coming down to the ring... He is hailing from Compton, 3rd Earth. He is standing at 6'8" 1/2 and is weighting at 281 pounds, this is Da Link!!!
~"The Smoke starts to fill the arena. The light starts to dim a little as blue and black lights flash and strobe around the arena. Suddenly "666" appears on the titantron with fire wrapped around it. Then "Bia,Bia" plays on the P.A. system. Da Link comes out of the crowd with a dark black shirt with his logo, "Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link" on it. He walks out with a steel chair in his hands as he enters the ring as the bell rings~
Tracie Mallory: And his tag team partner.... He is hailing from Thuggish, 3rd Earth. He is standing at 6'7" and weighting at 267 pounds.... this is "The FROzen One" The Frost!!!
~Suddenly the lights in the arena go out and suddenly "Bia,Bia" is heard! "The Smoke starts to fill the arena. The temperture drops and bits of Coolbreeze falls down from the rafters. The lights starts to dim a little as blue and black lights flash and strobe around the arena. Suddenly "666" appears on the titantron with fire wrapped around it. Then "Bia,Bia" plays on the P.A. system. The FROZen One comes out of the crowd with a dark black shirt with his logo, "Just Another Victim of Frostbite" on it. He is lead out to the ring with his manager Woody as the bell rings to begin the match.~
Tracie Mallory: And their opponents. First he is hailing from South Central Los Angeles, he is standing at 6'6" and weighting at 275 pounds this is Playboy G!!!
~Two lines of women stroll out and form a corridor as Gangsta of Love begins to play. At the entranceway Playboy G walks out accompanied by Lady Rage. The ladies scream and start throwing keys and bras and panties at him.~
Tracie Mallory: And his tag team partner.... He is also hailing from South Central Los Angeles, he is standing at 6'5" and weighing at 260 pounds this is Killa Kali!!
~Sirens begin to play and the red and blue
lights of the police begins to flash. An explosion of
fire plays and then the manager Lady Rage strolls out.
After a moment, as "Pain" begins to play, Killa Kali
walks out with his trademark 2x4 wrapped in barbed
wire. The fans, even those who hate him, cheer for
violence is in the house.
~
~Kali tosses the ring apron up and begins pulling items from under the ring. Before we even realize it Kali has pulled three tables, a small bag, and a strange looking chair. Kali quickly pulls one of the tables up and slides it into the ring. He grabs a second table and begins setting it up parallel to the ring. With that table set up Kali grabs the chair and small bag and sits them on the ring apron. Back in the ring PG is slowly starting to stare as are both Frost and Link. Kali sees this and quickly hoists up, and then slides in the final table before rolling in himself. The recovered Frost heads right for Kali and nail him with a clubbing forearm before he can even get to his feet. Back across the ring the recovered, yet somewhat dazed, Link and PG begin to brawl. Frost yanks Kali up and before he can even react Frost hoists Kali up and plants him on one of the prone tables with a sit-down belly-to-belly piledriver. The table is slightly cracked and Kali rolls to one side in obvious pain.~
8-Ball: Ouch! Killa Kali's head just bounced right off of that table which is laying on the mat!
Spock: It's about time we got to brutality proper!
~Back in the center of the ring PG gets a quick advantage and nails a kneelift to Link's gut, doubling him over. PG snatches Link by the head and plants him with a swift DDT. PG pushes himself up and glares down at Link. Suddenly Frost, who approached during the DDT, grabs PG in a rear waist lock and brings him over with a huge release German suplex. PG lands hard a few feet from Kali on his upper back and flips over onto his stomach. With all three men now down Frost heads over and grabs the slightly cracked table beside Kali. Frost drags the table to the center of the ring and quickly sets it up. Frost gazes around the ring at the slowly recovering men, almost as if he's picking his victim.~
Spock: Here we go... this is looking good!
8-Ball: Somebody is going through a table, but the only question is who?!
~Frost heads over, yanks up Kali, and moves towards the table. Suddenly Kali comes to life from out of nowhere and nails Frost in the gut. Kali nails Frost with a quick standing roundhouse and follows that with a second leaping roundhouse. Frost is staggered back into the ropes and they propel him forward. Kali grabs Frost and quickly lifts him and pulls him over with a Uranage/Sambo suplex. Kali brings Frost back and over and slams him right through the table. The table splinters on impact as Frost's body smashes through it. Kali gets to his feet as Link and PG slowly struggle to their feet as well. PG stumbles over to Kali and seems to begin questioning about where he was at the start of the match. Kali seems to pay him no attention and starts to turn his attention away. PG grabs his arm and whips him back around so they're face to face again. Kali looks slightly ticked off and glares at PG. By now Link is on his way over and neither man has yet ot notice him. Link rushes into the scene and floors PG with a running big boot. Link turns and throws a standing clothesline at Kali, but Kali rolls with the clothesline, grabs Link's arm and uses his momentum to bring him over with a strange looking judo type throw. Link hits the mat hard just a foot from the debris of the table where Frost lays as the fans cheer.~
Spock: Sweet! A table broken and now some crazy kung fu stuff!!
8-Ball: That was one of Killa Kali's Judo throws.... a Kata Guruma I think...
Spock: I'll just call it cool...
~With all three men down Kali glances around the ring. He spots the strange chair he'd slid onto the apron before and grabs it. Killa Kali fumbles in his pocket and produces a small silver object. Meanwhile a dazed Frost is struggling to his feet in the center of the ring. Kali flicks the object in his hand and a flame appears. He puts the flame to the chair and the whole thing is engulfed in fire. Kali turns and starts for the stumbling Frost, pulling the flaming chair back for a mighty blow. Frost sees him and quickly reacts, swinging a kick that finds it's mark deep in Killa Kali's gut. Kali drops the flaming chair and bends forward in pain. Frost doesn't waste a second, he quickly hoists Kali up into a fireman's carry and then brings him around and drops him right on the flaming chair with a sitdown front brainbuster Michinoku Driver. Killa Kali's upper back slams onto the flaming chair with a tremedous impact and he instinctively rolls off as Frost rolls to one side to avoid the flames as well. The fans begin a chant of 'HOLY SH*T' as Frost slowly pulls himself up by the ropes. A crew man slides into the ring and quickly douses the chair with water as the ref checks on Kali.~
Spock: That was freaking great! That's why The Frost is the The FROzen One!
8-Ball: What a move that was indeed! Killa Kali had big ideas, but they ended up backfiring!
Spock: BACK FIRE is right!
~Frost climbs to his feet as Kali and PG slowly do the same. Frost quickly grabs the recovering PG and shoots him across the ring towards the ropes. Frost yells to Link and they both step to the center of the ring. Amazingly they seem to be setting up for a double team move as PG bounces back towards them. Link and Frost drop their heads but PG sees it. PG stops himself and quickly nails Frost with a swift kick sending him reeling up and stumbling back. He turns to nail Link only to find a huge clothesline headed right at him. PG tries to dodge, but he can't the clothesline hits him hard and flips him into the air. PG flips over and lands hard on his chest and stomach. Frost braces himself on the ropes as Link starts pulling PG up. Link pushes PG into a standing headscissors while Frost stumbles over and pulls up the other table. Frost begins to set the table up near a corner as Link hoists PG up for a powerbomb. As soon as PG is up on Link's shoulders he starts reigning down punches. Link is staggered and PG slides down him and back to his feet. PG nails Link, slamming a knee into his gut. PG pushes the massive Link into a standing headscissors and PG slowly lifts the big man verticle and plants him on the mat with a piledriver. Link slouches to the side and PG slowly gets to his feet. Across the ring Frost has the table set up and is investigating the small bag Kali left on the apron. PG sees Frost across the ring emptying the bag with his back to him. PG starts across the ring and Frost glances back and sees this. Frost seems to drink something very quickly and then turns as PG rushes in. Without warning Frost blows a huge fireball in the face of the charging PG. PG tries to sheild himself but fails, the flames fly into his face and he falls back in obvious pain. Frost reaches into the bag again and pulls a small yellow bottle, lighter fluid. By now Kali has made it back to his feet, unseen by Frost. Frost begins to douse the table with fluid as Kali creeps over. Frost tosses away the empty bottle and holds out the lighter he had used for the fireball before. He flicks it, but just when he is about to set the table ablaze Kali grabs his arm from behind. Kali pulls Frost around so they are facing, twisting his arm behind his back in a hammer lock as he does. The lighter drops to the mat as Kali sits down, pulling Frost's chin down on his shoulder with a hammerlock shoulder jawbreaker. Frost slumps to the mat as we notice Link getting up in the background. The tired Kali slowly gets to his feet as Link rushes across the ring towards him.~
Spock: More Fire! This has been sweet! A burning chair... a fireball... and we could see a flaming table!
8-Ball: These men are truely crazy!
~Link rushes pass the table and catches Kali off guard with a forearm. Kali stumbles back into the nearby corner, and Link quickly grabs him. Link pulls Kali out of the corner and a few feet away to the fluid soaked table. Link reaches down and grabs the lighter. He waists no time flicking it and setting the table ablaze. Link forces Kali down and grabs him in a gut wrench. Link hoist Kali up for a Dominator Brain Buster, but Kali slides down Link's back. Kali reaches back and grabs Link's head for a neckbreaker. Kali then pushes off the nearby middle turnbuckle and swing back out over the flaming table with a Tornado Neckbreaker. Kali lays out more, ensuring that Link hits more table than him. Both men crash through the flaming table, though Link gets the worst of it. The fans cheer as Link immediately rolls free of the flames and lays, seemingly unconcisous on his back. Kali rolls over onto Link as the flames covering the debris of the table flutter out. A shocked red slides in and makes the count 1...2.... The seemingly blinded PG and the stunned Frost lurch for the pin, but they don't make it ...3! The fans explode in cheers for appreciation of what they've seen here as all three men lay motionless, obviously exhausted.~
Spock: It's over! Street Life win!
8-Ball: What a counter by Killa Kali!
Spock: These four men have just given their bodies for the second week in a row... these men have truly shown us that they're on another level! A level guys like Mick Foley, Terry Funk, and even Prez Kris inhabit...
8-Ball: Even Prez Kris?
Spock: Yes!
8-ball: Okay... whatever. Ladies and gentlemen.... the wait is over. The time is nearing to the end.... It's going down....
Spock: Well ladies and gentlemen we are about to take our last commericial break of the evening. When we return it will be the Main Event of the Night. It will be the Main Event of the Month. It will be the most anticipated Main Event of the UTMWA short history. Ladies and gentlemen when we return.... it will be the time for the "Showstoppa/ Enigma 2!!!!!!"
8-ball: It's time for the commericals to end for the night. It's time to pop the Popcorn. It’s time for the probably the greatest main event in the short history of the UTMWA. It’s time for Enigma vs. Steve Wilson.. TWO!
Spock: It sure is, these two wrestlers don’t like each other and that’s just one of the reason they are fighting once again.. Another reason is the World Championship Title.. and really, this should be the only reason! However before we got to Tracy, the question must be ask.. Is Enigma ready to go? I mean we saw what Da Link did to him.. IT was a vicious attack....
8-ball: It sure was.. Da Link got some retribution for what Enigma did to him last week.. I guess we will have to wait and see if Enigma can go.. Let’s go to Tracy Mallory for the introductions.
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the Main Event.. The following match is schedule for one fall and it’s for the UTMWA Heavyweight Championship of the World!!!
~The lights in the arena go completely out… The crowd cheers loudly and all you see is the flashes of cameras going off as well as laser pointers.. All of the sudden you hear the guitar intro to the song “Get Out of My Head” By Cypress Hill.. The crowd immediately cheers loudly again as they know who is about to come out.. The lyrics of the song kick in and red pyro explodes in the four corners of the ring… bringing the lights back on and revealing the one and only Enigma, standing in the middle of the ring.. The crowd cheers louder when they see him.. He takes the belt off his shoulder and then raises it high in the air with his left hand.. More cheers…~
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