Monday Massacre 8-Ball: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Massacre! We are coming to you live, from the sold-out Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada and what a night it's going to be. Spock: Yeah that's right cause its me the original P-I-M-P Spock Jenkins. And tonight is going to be the shit cause we are in Canada. And tonight will be the bomb 8-Ball: Tonight is going to be a spectactualar night cause its a Show or Go night that means that if the wrestler doesn't show he is gone from the UTMWA. Spock: That's right cause the UTMWA hates damn slackers. Ao lets go to a commercial break and then we will come back with our first match.
Nike Basketball 8-Ball: Welcome back Monday Massacre and lets get down to the ring for our first match,
Since Lightning didn't rp he is now fired from the UTMWA and Sage Armstrong picks up the win. Spock: Ain't that some shit. Lightning's pussy ass didn't even show up for the show. And now look where his ass is. The unemployment line. 8-Ball: That's right but now lets get to our second match as Ixon takes on "The Icon"
Since both men have quit the UTMWA I will not be doing this matchup. Sorry for this happening. 8-Ball: Lets take a quick commercial break.
Are you ready for the terror?
Since Red Scare didn't rp he loses the match and is now fired from the UTMWA for lack of rping. And your winner and new Hardkore Champion. HardKore. *For explanation read Thursday Terror when it is posted.* Spock: Another wrestler fired and a new champion as Hardkore is the new Hardkore Champion. 8-Ball: That's right but now lets go to our next bout.
Tracie Mallory: The following contest is schedule for one fall introducing first from Tokyo, here is MR. SEXY!!! *The lights go out and the fans start screaming. Many people are looking at programs and shifting anxiously in their seats. Suddenly, from out of the blue, the Tron turns white. A red dot appears in the centre of it. The word Mr. Sexy is in the middle of it. But to the fans suprise, "Blue" by Effiel 65 hits. Mr. Sexy comes out, dressed mainly in blue. He has blue shades on as he walk to the ring. He gets up on the apron and enter the ring. Mr. Sexy gets an awesome pop.* Tracie Mallory: His opponent from *His Theme plays as he makes his way down to the ring. The ref slides back into the ring and signals for the bell, getting the match officially underway. Seth quickly rushes at Mr. Sexy, but Mr. Sexy quickly reacts, dropping down and bringing Seth down with a drop toe hold. Mr. Sexy quickly gets to his feet, followed shortly behind by Seth. The two men lock up and begin to struggle back and forth before Seth gets the upperhand, backing Mr. Sexy into a nearby corner. Seth goes to whip Mr. Sexy across the ring towards the opposite corner, but Mr. Sexy manages to reverse, whipping Seth across the ring instead. Seth hits hard, chest first into the corner before staggering back out. Mr. Sexy quickly rushes across the ring before nailing Seth in the back with a big clothesline and sending him hard to the mat. Mr. Sexy stands over Seth playing to the crowd. 8-Ball: This should be an interesting match up. You have the power of Seth Acid taking on the ever changing style of Mr. Sexy! Spock: Excuse me if I fall asleep... Mr. Sexy reaches down and pulls Seth up, but as Seth gets to his feet, he knocks Mr. Sexy's arms away. Seth quickly nails Mr. Sexy with a stiff kick to the gut, doubling Mr. Sexy over. Seth quickly brings Mr. Sexy down with a stiff DDT. Seth rolls Mr. Sexy over and makes the cover. The ref rushes over and makes the count (1...2...KICKOUT). Seth quickly gets to his feet and jerks Mr. Sexy up. Seth hooks Mr. Sexy for a suplex. Seth lifts Mr. Sexy up for a vertical suplex, but Mr. Sexy somehow manages to flip over and land on his feet behind Seth. Mr. Sexy quickly hooks his arms around Seth's waist, but Seth swings back with a stiff elbow. Mr. Sexy's head jerks back as he's hit by the elbow and quickly releases the hold. Seth quickly spins around behind Mr. Sexy and hooks him ina waist lock. Seth pulls back and brings Mr. Sexy over with a German suplex, he picks Mr. Sexy back up and drops him with another German suplex, he does this two more times. Seth bridges for the pin. The ref drops and counts (1...2...KICKOUT) Spock: God! Why don't you just stay down?! 8-Ball: That was a nice little exchange between Seth Acid and Mr. Sexy! Seth gets to his feet and once again pulls Mr. Sexy up, but this time, as he does, Mr. Sexy lunges forward, nailing Seth with a stiff forearm. Seth staggers back. Mr. Sexy nails Seth with another stiff forearm before grabbing him and whipping him across the ring. Seth bounces off of the opposite ropes and comes charging back at Mr. Sexy. Mr. Sexy lowers his head and quickly tosses Seth Acid over with a back body drop. Mr. Sexy turns and runs perpendicular to Seth. Mr. Sexy leaps up onto the middle rope before springboarding off and coming flying back wiht a moonsault. Mr. Sexy lands hard on Seth and stays on top of him for the cover. The ref quickly rushes over and drops to his knees to make the count (1...2...SHOULDER UP). 8-Ball: These two are really putting on quite a show! Spock: ....right.... Mr. Sexy gets to his feet and pulls Seth up with him. Mr. Sexy quickly hooks Seth for a suplex, but when he goes to lift him, Seth starts to kick his legs. Mr. Sexy is forced to lower Seth back down onto the mat. Seth quickly lifts Mr. Sexy up for what appears to be a vertical suplex instead. Seth then, instead of falling backwards, falls forward, planting Mr. Sexy face and chest first on the mat with a reverse suplex. Seth quickly rolls Mr. Sexy over and makes the cover. The ref drops and makes the count (1...2...KICKOUT). Seth gets to his feet with a frustrated look on his face. Seth signals that it's over as he pulls Mr. Sexy up. Seth quickly hooks and sets Mr. Sexy up for the Edge of Insanity (Double Under Hook Pile Driver [Pedigree]). Suddenly, Mr. Sexy comes to and flips Seth Acid over. Seth staggers up and Mr. Sexy quickly leaps forward with a clothesline, bringing Seth back down to the mat. 8-Ball: This one was nearly over, but Mr. Sexy somehow managed to break free of the Edge of Insanity! Spock: What kind of name is that for a move anyway?! Mr. Sexy reaches down and pulls Seth Acid up. Mr. Sexy quickly whips Seth Acid across the ring. Seth bounces off of the ropes and comes charging back at Mr. Sexy. Mr. Sexy swings a huge clothesline at Seth, but Seth manages to duck under it and spin around behind Mr. Sexy. Mr. Sexy turns to face Seth, but Seth quickly kicks and grabs, hooks and brings him hard down to the mat with the Edge of Insanity (Double Under Hook Pile Driver [Pedigree]). The fans cheer at the suddenness of the move. Seth quickly hooks Mr. Sexy's leg and makes the cover. The ref rushes over and makes the count (1...2...3) Tracie Mallory: Here is your winner SETH ACID!!!!! 8-Ball: What an amazing victory by Seth Acid Spock: I still think he sucks. 8-Ball: You are full of negativity. Spock: So sue me. 8-Ball: Let's just go to commerical break.
8-Ball: We are back and what a show it has been so far. Spock: What show shit didn't happen to some pussies who didn't show up. 8-Ball: Yeah but we have more matches.
Tracis Mallory: Introducing first represent Calgary, Alberta, Canada, accompanied by Jane Roxie, here is "The Impacter" Mikey Young !!!! *He comes in with his valet holding a Canadian flag. Has both his arm in the air and shouts "Canada Rules!" He then comes down the ramp as the crowd boos.* Tracie Mallory: And his opponent here is "Tha Showstoppa" Steve Wilson!!!! *Suddenly Steve leaps over the barricade from out of the crowd, he is clad in a pair of blue wrestling tights with the words "Tha Showstoppa" written on the back of them and a cut off UTMWA t-shirt. He slides underneath the ring ropes as Mikey continues to stare up the ramp, not knowing Steve is behind him. Steve charges at Mikey and lands a big ax handle smash to his back. The ref signals for the bell and gets the match officially underway. Mikey quickly turns around only to be met by several rights and lefts. Mikey is quickly beaten down to the mat.* 8-Ball: Where'd he come from?! Spock: I think I'm gonna like this Showstoppa kid. The ref pulls Steve away from Mikey. Mikey manages to get back to his feet. Mikey Young charges at Steve with a clothesline, but Steve ducks. Mikey Young and Steve Wilson quickly turn to face each other at the same time. Mikey quickly grabs Wilson and delivers a bell-to-belly suplex. Young goes for a quick elbow drop, but Wilson manages to roll out of the way. Both men get to their feet at about the same time. "Tha Showstoppa" unloads with a huge punch into the rock hard gut of Mikey Young. Mikey Young is seemingly unaffected and grabs Steve Wilson and whips him into the ropes. As Steve Wilson comes back, he is met with a big dropkick, dropping him to the mat. 8-Ball: This match thus far is very even and very fast paced! Spock: What's he thinking?! Hitting Mikey Young in the stomach...whatever! Mikey pulls Steve up and unloads with a series of powerful rights and lefts. After landing a particularly hard right, Mikey hooks "Tha Showstoppa" and delivers a vertical suplex. Mikey then lands a big leg drop. Mikey goes for the quick cover and The ref starts the count (1...KICKOUT)] Mikey then, frustrated, begins to stomp on "Tha Showstoppa". The ref forces him back and "Tha Showstoppa" starts to slowly get to his feet. Mikey charges in at Steve Wilson, but "Tha Showstoppa" quickly counters with a drop-toe-hold. Steve Wilson picks up Mikey Young and knees him to the gut. Steve Wilson hooks Mikey Young and attempts a fisherman's suplex. But instead of dropping him with a fisherman suplex, he drops him into a modified DDT. 8-Ball: Nice maneuver!! That was a smart move by the rookie! Spock: Well, I don't know if it was as much skill as it was pure luck! Steve Wilson quickly rolls over Mikey Young and covers him for a pin, The ref slides into position for the count (1...2...KICKOUT). Mikey Young quickly gets back to his feet, enraged by the burst of offense by this newcomer. Steve leaps into the air, attempting a spinning heel kick. Mikey Young catches Steve Wilson in mid-air and drops him with a sit-down powerbomb. Mikey leaps to his feet and raises his arms in celebration as Steve rolls back and forth in pain. Mikey goes to pick up Steve, but Steve suddenly pulls Young down into a small package. The ref quickly counts (1...KICKOUT). Spock: This Steve Wilson kid is almost as resilient as I was in my day! 8-Ball: I'm very impressed with him so far! Both men get to their feet simultaneously. Mikey quickly grabs "Tha Showstoppa" and whips him into the ropes. Steve springboards off the bottom rope and lands a big spinning heel kick, dropping Mikey. Steve stands by Young's head and signals to the crowd and lands a ultra-quick standing leg drop and goes for a cover. The ref counts (1...2...KICKOUT). 8-Ball: That was so close! He almost had it there!! Spock: Yeah right no one is beaten by a Leg Drop Steve calmly pulls "The Impacter" up, pulls back and swings with a big left hand. Mikey blocks the punch and counters with a big head butt, stagger Steve back a bit. Steve shakes it off and charges at Mikey. Mikey Young quickly grabs Steve Wilson and drops him with a big powerslam. Mikey Young gets up and pulls Steve to his feet. Steve suddenly delivers a few swift kicks to Young's leg and midsection. Young retaliates by attempting a roundhouse right, which Steve blocks. He hooks Mikey Young and delivers an Tha Showstoppa[TKO] and quickly goes for the pin. The ref starts the count (1...2...3). Young kicks out just as The ref counts the three, but he's a split second to late. 8-Ball: What a great show it has been well I am 8-Ball joined by Spock Jenkins saying Good Night Ladies Gentlemen. Spock: Yeah and don't forget to break out the drinks before you go to sleep. |
