Monday Massacre The TV 14 logo pops onto the screen soon followed by the ESPN logo. The Monday Massacre video then plays over the Violence-Tron and the lights go out throughout the entire arena. Red pyro's shoot off in a blaze all over the place and the lights come back on to show the thousands of screaming fans in the Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida. Hundreds on signs, hats, shirts, etc. of all UTMWA wrestlers can be seen as the camera zooms over the different sections. The camera then zooms in on 8-Ball & Funkadelic, who is taking the place of the injuried Spock, sitting at their announce position.~
8-Ball: Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Massacre! We are coming to you live, from the sold-out Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida. Where we are on our third straight sold-out show and what a night it's going to be. We are just a couple of days removed from our very first pay-per-view, Redemption.
Funkadelic: Damn, since this punk don't want's to introduce anyone, my name is Funkadelic and that fool right here is 8-Ball. I know many people are wondering where the hell is Spock? Well unfortunally for my announcing partner, he will not be here for a couple of weeks thankx to someone who is now very special to me.
8-Ball: Yeah, yeah. At Redemption this all transpired during the Titan 3 vs. Shane Skyler match. During the match Spock was saying some crazy stuff about Titan 3 and after the match well lets just say he got what was coming to him. Well at Redemption Titan 3 showed Spock and also taught us a lesson. That lesson is to not talk about the wrestlers and think you will be getting away with it.
Funkadelic: Plus after the attack, Titan 3 then made a challenge out to whoever the UTMWA World Champion will be. Well we know that "Tha Showstoppa" Steve Wilson is the UTMWA World Champion but he has yet to answer the challenge.
8-Ball: Talking about the champion. At Redemption as you know Steve Wilson defeated Enigma to become the World Champion. But many people are talking about the outcome of the match. Last Friday night, Seth Acid and Hardkore made their presence felt in the main event. Enigma was going for the World Title when all of the sudden... Boom!! Enigma was pushed 28 feet off the ladder into the ground. Hardkore came down to the ring and Hardkore and Engima started fighting when out of no where Seth Acid snuck in a deadly low blow. Hardkore and Seth Acid continued to pound on Enigma until Showstoppa came in and as he stated "saved" Enigma. After that Showstoppa seized the oppurtunity and climbed the ladder and grabbed the title. Now after the match he tried to help Enigma but Enigma refused help and left the Pyramid. We have not seen him yet since Friday night.
Funkadelic: Oh,I heard that both Seth Acid and Hardkore are here. The only problem is why Seth Acid is here I mean he quit the UTMWA. Plus, I wonder what is that big ass announcement that VP Will has to make?
8-Ball: Yes that's right. Plus the fans are behind us chanting "Enigma was cheated" "Enigma was cheated"!!! Well I personally think he was. I mean he had the match won. Showstoppa was down and there was nothing more between himself and the title but the ladder and air. Enigma did it and was shoved off the ladder. But I know that VP Will has something to say about that right there.
Funkadelic: I appoligize folks but the other great matches that we have planned for you is the debute of Killa Kali in action. Killa will be in action with none other than another wrestler making his return to the ring also in the Frost.
8-Ball: Well I think that if this was any other match Frost probably would have walked the floor but this is Killa Kali. This is the genecidal, sudicidal wrestler I have ever saw. He is unreal. In my opinion, I think the Frost will be De-Frosted here tonight.
Funkadelic: Strong words. Yeah, also we have Playboy G in action against the "American Born Ass Kicker" Ric Flash. Titan 3 will be in action against Shadow. Da Link will be stepping into the ring in an international war with The "Northern Excellence" Shane Skyler for the number one contendership to the UTMWA Hardkore Championship. I'm sorry I just got word that the winner of that match will be the new UTMWA Hardkore Champion, since a wrestler is not allowed to hold more than one title. Then for the number one contendership to the UTMWA Youngbloodz Championship it will be "Toxic" Sage Armstrong vs. Firebomb. Then finally, it will be the Main Event..... For the UTMWA World Title..... It will be "Tha Showstoppa" Steve Wilson vs. Hardkore. Well we are going to take a commerical break and when we come back.... we'll be going to the ring!!!
Are you ready for the terror?
Coming to you every Thursday at 8:00. Same time same channel, TMTV.
~Once the mini-commerical is over and the screen for the UTMWA comes back on... The camera cuts to the parking lot where you see a black Hummer pulling up. It comes to a full stop and the driver side door swings open.. Enigma!!!! Enigma steps out with the Youngbloodz title firmly over his shoulder. The crowd inside the arena cheers loudly as Enigma makes his way to the inside the arena. We now go back to 8-Ball and Funakdelic who are at ringside.~
8-ball: Oh my God!!! Enigma is in the building!!! Oh damn. Enigma is in the building. Seth Acid and Hardkore is in the building. "Showstoppa" is in the building!!! What will happen? But, Alright we are back and now it's time for our first match What do you think about this match Funkadelic?
Funkadelic: I think this match will be a great one......
8-Ball: Let's just go to Tracie. Tracie take it away.
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UTMWA Hardkore Championship. First coming down to the ring.....He is hailing from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Standing 6'6 and weighting at 270 pounds this is "Northern Excellence" Shane Skyler!!!
~The ring lights flash blue and silver as "Revolution Is My Name" by Pantera blairs throughout the arena. As the lights begin to fade out a little we see Shane Skyler standing at the top of the UTMWA stage. He looks to the crowd, then step out more and falls to one knee and puts out his arms doing his signature taunting. After he is finished, the lights come back to their normal white and Shane begins walking down to the ring, high fiving fans as he goes. As he gets up onto the apron he looks out into the crowd again and gets a cheer, then steps through the ropes and does his signature taunt again and then gets ready for Da Link.~
Tracie Mallory: And his opponent..... Being accomplied to the ring by the lovely Peaches, hailing from Compton, 3rd Earth. He is weighting at 281 pounds and standing at 6'8 1/2, he is one member of W.E.E.D. he is Da Link!!
~The Smoke starts to fill the arena. The light starts to dim a little as blue and black lights flash and strobe around the arena. Suddenly "666" appears on the titantron with fire wrapped around it. Then "Bia,Bia" plays on the P.A. system. Da Link comes out of the crowd with a dark black shirt with his logo, "Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link" on it. He walks out with a steel chair in his hands as he enters the ring.~
8-Ball: Well, there goes the bell. What do you think is going to happen?
Funkadelic: Who the hell you think I am.... Cleo!!
~The bell rings and these two slowly walk towards each other, each trying to decide how the other will work the match. As the two get closer, Da Link slams him down with a thunderous clothesline! Skyler is slow to get up still feeling the effect of the Groundzero at "Redemption". After he gets up, Link then begins to pummel Skyler with punches to the stomach. Link picks up Skyler yet again and drops him with his patented “Linkplex” (Tazplex).~
8-Ball: Oh my God!! Da Link has learned a wrestling move!!
Funkadelic: I'm just as suprised as you are. But Link better use his speed to an advantage before Skyler capalizes.
~Da Link picks up Skyler and throws him outside. The fans start to cheer. He then picks up Skyler from the concrete and easily flings him into the steel stairs! The crowd starts cheering even louder, wondering what else this man can do. Da Link picks up Skyler again and throws him back into the ring. Da Link then looks at the crowd, yelling at them, while Skyler can barely stand on his own two feet. Da Link keeps yelling at the crowd, which allows Skyler to get in a clean hit to Da Link with a steel pipe. Once hitten with that steel pipe. Da Link drops and now Skyler drops the pipe and is now in control.~
8-Ball: You see!!! That is what Da Link gets. He has became a fan favorite and that time he paid for it. I be telling him that the fans don't like you unless you get hurt!!
Funkadelic: Well what will Skyler do now.
~Skyler is wobbling from exerting too much energy, and he falls down! The two men are now both down outside the ring. The ref witness this and look at both men and then started the ten count.
1......
2.....
3.....
4......
5.......
Suddenly the lights go totally out. The crowd screams like the usually do. A few seconds go by and then the camera comes back on revealing Enigma behind the ref!!! The crowd cheers as Enigma grabs the ref from behind and tosses him to the outside . Just then Skyler gets up and turns Enigma around. Enigma quickly gives him a kick to the gut, scoops him up and drops him with "The Enigmatic!!" The crowd cheers again. Enigma grabs Da Link and puts him on top of Skyler. Enigma goes to the outside, picks up the ref and tosses him inside. The ref shakes his head trying to get it together and then sees the pin. He counts..
1......
2......
3......
He calls for the bell, declaring Da Link.. the winner and new Hardkore Champion.~
8-Ball: What the hell are we seeing here?
Funkadelic: I don't know if it's offical but Da Link and Enigma have had each others backs. Have they form some kind of freindship!!!
Tracie Mallory: Here is your winner of the match and new UTMWA HARDKORE CHAMPION.......Da Link!!!
~Da Link comes back around wondering what the hell happen. Enigma slides back inside the ring and comes face to face with Da Link, just like he did at the Redemption PPV. The tension builds at both Enigma and Da Link. But Enigma wins with the fans. This time, no words are exchanged. Only blows!! Engima's! He's pounding Da Link with left hands. He backs him to the ropes and then whips him to the opposite side. Da Link reverses it though, Enigma bounces off and Da Link goes for a clothesline and connects!! Da Link then stomps him twice and then signals for the Bottom Link. Da Link swings Enigma into the corner and Link swings but Enigma ducks! Da Link turns around and Enigma meets him with a Superkick right to the chin! Da Link stumbles to the ropes and bounces off towards Enigma, who is waiting for him! Enigma scoops him up and drops him with
the Enigmatic!! "Get Out of My Head" plays for the first time tonight as Enigma stands over the knocked out Link. Enigma says a few words to him and then
leaves the ring. We then go to a commerical break.~
Funkadelic: Whoa!!! That's all I can say. Well next upfolks is "Toxic" Sage Armstrong Vs. Firebomb!!
8-Ball: I have to say....
~All of a sudden The lights in the arena go completely out… The crowd cheers loudly and
all you see is the flashes of cameras going off as well as laser pointers.. All of the sudden you hear the guitar intro to “Get Out of My Head” By Cypress
Hill.. The crowd immediately cheers loudly again as they know who is about to come out.. The lyrics of the song kick in and red pyro explodes in the four corners of the ring… bringing the lights back on and revealing the one and only Enigma, standing in the middle of the ring.. The crowd cheers louder when they see him.. He takes the belt off his shoulder and then raises it high in the air with his left hand.. More cheers…Enigma pulls out a mic and then signals for his music to be cut off.. It is and Enigma begins speaking.~
8-Ball: I wonder what is on the mind of the Enigma?
Funkadelic: Let's wait and see!!!
Enigma: Let me go ahead and answer your question right away… No I am not here to bitch and moan about what happened at Redemption. No I am not here to give you the details on how I got screwed out of the titles.. The reason why I am out here is to start handing out warnings…
~The crowd cheers.~
Funkadelic: Mommy!!!
Enigma: I have warnings for
a few souls… Let me begin with the brand new World and Hardcore Champion… Steve Wilson… ~The fans start to boo!!!~
At Redemption you defeated the Enigma… Did you do it on your
own? No, but you defeated me nevertheless.. Nevermind the details, it’s over
and done with.. Congrats... However, you poor soul… I am here to warn you that The Enigmatic One will get another shot sooner or later.
8-Ball: Can you feel it. It's the power of the Enigma!!
~The crowd cheers.~
Enigma: You will once again have to meet
eye to eye with me.. You will once again, have to dance with the devil…
Wilson… you have been warned… Next on my list is the man that
goes by the name of… Da Link (Mild Pop). Da Link you came out during my match with
Armstrong and ruined a hell of a bout.. I don’t know what was the
purpose
behind it.. but quite frankly… I really don’t give a damn… Da Link..
You
stuck your nose in my business… You have just felt a little taste of what the Enigma is all about. This is a warning. You were suprised but if you continue to stick your nose in my business you will some more of that same Harsh punishment to you!
Funkadelic: Wow!! Enigma is getting some things off his chest and now that's the answer to why Enigma and Da Link started to fight!!!
8-Ball: Right now Da Link has to be furious!!! Well it would be great if these two battle again. Link and Enigma!!
Enigma: Third on my list is the one
they
call Harkore… At the Redemption PPV you attacked me during my
interview… You
attacked me during my match and cost me my titles.. Harkore (LOUD Chorus of Boos), I told you
this
when I put you through that glass window… You f’ked with the wrong
man..
Now.. It’s a must that I f’k with you… I see you have a title match
tonight…
Well let me warn you right now Harkore….IT WILL BE A COLD DAY
IN HELL BEFORE YOU EVER WIN THE WORLD TITLE IN THE UTMWA!!!!
~The crowd cheers louder and then a chant of “Enigma” breaks out…
Enigma
looks around a bit before continuing...~
Enigma: Last and definitely least is the
man I probably despise the most.. No, not probably.. I DO DESPISE HIM..
Seth
Acid. ( VERY LOUD BOO!!!!) you ARE the man I despise the most in the UTMWA… You have been a
thorn at my side from the moment you set foot in the UTMWA… What you
did at
the Redemption PPV was the last straw.. I’ve had enough of you Seth
Acid…
That’s why I am challenging you to a match… Right here, right now... in
Tampa, Florida…
~The crowd cheers again, giving Enigma the cheap pop.. Enigma
continues…~
Enigma: But wait a minute Seth Acid. This
is not your typical one on one match up. Oh no.. You see Seth Acid..
you
deserve more.. Your soul deserves a bigger punishment than that… That
is
why.. Tonight, you and I will fight in a BURIED ALIVE MATCH!!!!
[Another huge pop…]
8-Ball: Oh my God!!! I can't beleive it!!! Enigma has challenged Seth Acid into a Buried Alive match her in Tampa, Florida.
Funkadelic: This will be another first in the UTMWA also!!!
Enigma: Now Seth… you have two options..
Take the challenge and fight me like a man.. or don’t take the
challenge..
But if you don't... Your soul better believe that I will hunt you down
until
the day you die! The choice is yours Seth… It’s time to put up or shut
up…
It’s time to... dance...
~Enigma pauses and looks around.. the crowd starts to cheer again.. He
speaks agian in a deep, raspy voice..~
Enigma: ...dance with the
devil….
~“Get Out of My Head” Blasts out again and the crowd cheers loudly.
Enigma
goes to the corner, climbs to the second rope and then raises his title
high
in the air.. He gets another huge pop and then he leaves to the back…~
8-Ball: Well as you all know Firebomb and "Toxic" Sage Armstrong were suppose to face each other tonight. But that was made into a dark match.
Funkadelic: That's right and we are just going to show you a summury of what happened in that match.
~The match started out with Firebomb and Sage Armstrong going at it blow for blow with Sage coming out with the upper hand. Sage had things looking his way until Firebomb raked the eyes and Sage broke down. Firebomb then climbs to the top rope he waits for Sage to stand up. As soon as he did Firebomb connected with a Shooting Star Press onto his standing opponent. But in the end it was Firebomb coming out on top with the Leg Breaker for the win.~
8-Ball: Well ladies and gentlemen we just showed you a couple of things that happen during the match. Yeha but we are going to take a quick commercial break.
8-Ball: Well we have just found out that Seth Acid has accepted the
challenge from Enigma and that unexpected match will take place here
tonight!!
Funkadelic: That’s just too f’n awesome! When is it taking place?
8-Ball: As a matter of fact, it’s going down right now!!
Funkadelic: F’n A!!
8-Ball: Let’s go to Tracy Mallory for the introductions..
Funkadelic: Damn, that girl is fine!!!
~“Blind" starts to play of the PA system as Seth Acid is seen. Seth Acid
suddenly steps out from behind the curtains and heads towards the ring as
the fans rise to there feet and boo loudly. He makes his way into the ring,
gets on top or the turnbuckle hollers at the crowd and they boo him again.
He gets down from the apron and awaits Enigma….~
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall
and it is a buried alive match for the UTMWA Youngbloodz Championship!!
Introducing first the challenger, making his way to the ring. He comes from
Cleveland, Ohio. He is standing at 6'2 and weighting at 245 pounds.... This
is the "Mysterious" Seth Acid!!
~The lights in the arena go completely out… The crowd cheers loudly and all
you see is the flashes of cameras going off as well as laser pointers.. All
of the sudden you hear the guitar intro to “Get Out of My Head” By Cypress
Hill.. The crowd immediately cheers loudly again as they know who is about
to come out.. The lyrics of the song kick in and red pyro explodes in the
four corners of the ring… bringing the lights back on and revealing the one
and only Enigma, standing outside of the ring looking at Seth Acid..~
Tracie Mallory: and his opponent, making his way to the ring from Central
America.. He weights in at 214 pounds and stands at 5’8” tall.. Here is the
current Youngbloodz Champion of the World… “Enigma!”!!!
~Enigma takes off his title from around his waist, drops it on the floor and
then slides inside the ring, Seth Acid immediately starts to stomp him
down!! The bell rings.~
8-Ball: Well this impromptu match up is on it’s way!! This one isn’t about
anything else but one thing, and that is HATE!!
Funkadelic: You hit the nail right on the head, these two hate each other with a
passion!!
~Seth has the upper hand in the early going as he is stomping Enigma down.
He finally stops and picks up Enigma.. He whips him towards the ropes,
Enigma bounces off and Seth Acid goes for a back body drop! Enigma goes
flying but he lands on his feet! Seth Acid turns around and is surprised
with a right hand to the jaw! Set Acid stumbles backwards and Enigma is
right on him with more rights and lefts! Seth Acid is rocking, Enigma scoops
him up and drops him with a firm body slam! Enigma starts to stomp Seth Acid
now, returning the favor from earlier.. Enigma goes to the ropes, bounces
off and drops the leg across the neck of Acid. Enigma rolls on top of him
now and starts to pound him with right hands. Enigma stands up and picks up
Seth Acid.. Enigma whips him to the ropes, Acid hits and bounces off..
Enigma catches him with a body press, pushes him high in the air and Acid
comes crashing down hard on his stomach! Acid curls up and holds his stomach
after the big impact.. Enigma doesn’t give him a break as he picks him up
and tosses him to the outside.~
8-Ball: Enigma is all over Seth Acid!! Acid can’t get a break!
Funkadelic: We knew that Enigma was out to revenge, because of that we knew that
the intensity level would be very high… Right now you are witnessing a
pissed off champion at work!
~Enigma goes to the outside himself and picks up Seth Acid, oh! Seth sneaks
in a low blow and Enigma folds in pain! Seth makes it to his feet, grabs a
folding Enigma and throws him against the steel steps hard! Enigma is down
but now out.. Seth Acid follows suit and picks him up.. He walks around
until they reach the ramp.. There Seth scoops up Enigma for a body slam but
Enigma breaks free on the way up and falls behind Seth.. Enigma quickly
pushes Seth Acid, sending him crashing against the steel post! Seth hits
head first and turns towards Enigma holding his face, Enigma quickly nails
him with a standing drop kick!! Seth Acid is down once again.. Enigma
quickly looks under the ring and pulls out, you guessed it, a table!! The
crowd cheers loudly as Enigma sets up the most famous piece of wood. Enigma
walks over to Seth Acid now, he picks him up and Seth Acid surprises him yet
again, this time with a swift kick to the ribs.. Enigma folds in pain and
Seth Acid quickly hooks him and drops him with a DDT! Seth Acid quickly
picks up Enigma and tosses him inside the ring…~
8-Ball: Ah why in the hell he do that!? Use the table man damn!!!
Funkadelic: Well the fans are upset too as they are booing him loudly.. Seth Acid
is smart.. he is going to try to wear Enigma inside the ring, then go for
the kill…
~Enigma is laying in the middle of the ring and Seth Acid is climbing the
corner.. He reaches the top, measures Enigma and then dives off and connects
with a flying elbow to the heart, if he has any, of Enigma!! Seth Acid jumps
up and taunts the crowd.. They boo him louder than ever.. He picks up Enigma
and points to the table.. He scoops him up and holds him, he then walks over
to the corner and tries to throw Enigma over the top in royal rumble
fashion.. but Enigma is hanging on to the ropes! Seth keeps trying but the
Enigmatic One is holding on, Enigma lets go of the ropes with one hand,
reaches back and rakes the eyes of Seth Acid.. Seth Acid is blinded and
forced to let Enigma go.. Enigma is on his feet now and nail Seth with a
hard right hand! Seth Acid is wobbly but doesn’t go down.. Enigma grabs him
and whips him towards the ropes.. Seth Acid bounces off and Enigma grabs
him by the head and tosses him over the top!! No! Set Acid grabs the ropes
so he lands on the outer part of the ring.. Enigma sees him and runs to the
corner, jumps on the top turnbuckle, then jumps off and nails Seth Acid with
a missile drop kick right to the jaw!! Seth Acid is knocked down from the
apron and falls right on top of the table, breaking it in two!~
8-Ball: Now that’s what I’m talking about! Use the wood! Get f’n hardcore up
in this mutha….
Funkadelic: Shut your mouth! The veteran Enigma knows how to use the ring and
it’s surroundings to his advantage… Seth Acid got nailed pretty hard..
twice!
~Enigma goes back up to the turnbuckle and looks down at a knocked out Seth
Acid.. He points at him and then dives off, and delivers a Shooting Star
Press!! His trademark move!! The crowd cheers loudly and a chant of “Holy
Shit!” Gets started. Enigma stands up holding his ribs and appears slightly
hurt from his own move.. He signals the crowd that is over and picks up Seth
Acid.. He throws him over his shoulder and then starts to walk up the ramp..
He reaches the top and then simply dumps Set Acid down.. He walks to the
left of the entrance way and then looks over the edge, down to where the
hole has been dug to bury “whoever” alive.. Enigma nods and then walks back
to where Seth Acid is, he picks him up but once again Seth Acid fights back
this time with a flurry of right hands! Enigma is rocking now! Seth Acid
hooks him, scoops him up and drops him with a devastating suplex! Seth Acid
gets right on Enigma as he picks him up only to drop him with a body slam!
Seth Acid walks over to the edge and does the same thing Enigma did, checks
out the “grave” site.. he smiles and then walks back towards Enigma..~
8-Ball: This thing is almost over Funkadelic! One of these two men is about to
get buried alive!!
Funkadelic: and by the looks of things.. It might be Enigma! Enigma might get
buried in his own style of match!!
~Seth Acid picks up Enigma and then takes him to the edge of the entrance
way, right in front of the hole.. Seth gives Enigma a kick to the gut and
then hooks him for a Powerbomb! If he delivers it, that would be a 20 feet
drop plus the 6 feet of the hole! Seth taunts the crowd and then scoops up
Enigma, but Enigma holds on to his head!! Enigma is pounding Seth Acid with
right hands now! Seth Acid is stumbling backwards, Enigma let’s go of Seth’s
head and falls backwards, delivering a Hurricanrana!! Seth’s skull crashes
hard against the steel but somehow he pops back up, very lost though!!
Enigma stands up and quickly gives him a kick to the gut.. Enigma hooks Seth
between his legs now and the crowd cheers.. Enigma gets him up, walks over
to the edge and then Powerbombs Seth Acid 26 feet down!!! The fans scream
loudly and the must have “Holy chant!” Gets started again!! Enigma stands on
the edge and looks down at the hole.. The broken down body of Seth Acid can
be barely made out in the darkness!!
8-Ball: Oh My God! He f’n killed Seth Acid!!
Funkadelic: That Enigmatic Bastard!!!
~Enigma walks down the ramp and then comes back around to where the hole
is.. He looks down again and then see Seth Acid.. Enigma then looks to his
left where there is a shovel and a pile of dirt.. Enigma grabs the shovel
and starts to dig the dirt, and throw it inside the hole!! The crowd is
cheering again.. The ref looks on as Enigma keeps throwing dirt on top of
Seth Acid.. the ref looks inside the hole and then waves his arms.. He’s
calling for the bell!!~
8-Ball: It’s over! Enigma has won!! Enigma has gotten some retribution
tonight!!! He has buried Seth Acid Alive!!
Tracie Mallory: Here is your winner…. ENIGMA!!!!!
Funkadelic: Enigma said that there was hell to pay… Earlier today he issued a
bunch of warnings.. He said Seth Acid was going to be the first of many..
and indeed he was!! Who is next on this man’s list!?
8-Ball: Well it’s like he said.. There is Da Link, Harkore and of course our
current and first ever World Champion.. Steve Wilson!
Funkadelic: Hey let me ask you something.. Is it customary for the winner of a
buried alive match to dig up his opponent??
8-Ball: Hell nah, why you say that?
Funkadelic: Cuz that’s what Enigma is doing! Look!!
8-Ball: What the f’k!?
~Enigma is in the hole and throwing the dirt to the side.. He then picks up
the broken body of Seth Acid and tosses him outside of the hole.. Enigma
gets out himself and then picks up Seth Acid once again.. He throws him over
his shoulder and then leaves to the back…~
Funkadelic: What the hell!? Where is Enigma taking Seth Acid!!?
8-Ball: I don’t know but let’s stay with it! Send a camera down!!
~The camera cuts to the back where we see Enigma heading for the parking
lot.. He arrives there and then looks around.. He then walks towards the
left and stops in front of a nice looking sports car.. Enigma drops Seth
Acid on the floor and then walks over to the front of the car.. He punches
the driver side window, shattering it to pieces.. He unlocks it, opens the
door and then drags Seth Acid inside.. Enigma then gets inside himself..
high wires the car and then pulls away…~
Funkadelic: Did Enigma just steal a f’n car!?!
8-Ball: Hell yeah! I guess we now know what Enigma did before he started
wrestling! Where is he going though!?
Funkadelic: I don’t know but our camera’s are right behind him.. wait I’m being
told that the car belongs to none other than Seth Acid himself!
8-Ball: Wow this is getting weird..
~The camera switches views again and we see the sports car going really fast
down the highway.. It’s approaching a bridge.. The car all of the sudden
takes a weird turn and flies over the edge of the bridge and onto the river
below!!! The camera shows us a nice angle of the car driving off the edge
and then splashing hard on the river.. The camera watches the car sink and
then pans up to the bridge where we see Enigma standing!! The camera zooms
in on him and he holds up 4 fingers.. He then puts one down leaving 3… the
camera focuses on his face and Enigma says.. “1 down, 3 to go…” The camera
fades to black…~
8-Ball: Well there you see it ladies and gentlemen. 1 down and four more to go what else is going to happen.
Funkadelic: Well right now its another summary of a match that happen earlier on in the day. Lets go to the tapes.
~Ric Flash and Playboy G both battle it out, as they punch it out. Ric Flash whips Playboy G but Playboy G clothesline Ric Flash. Playboy G then DDT's Flash and whips him into the corner laying into him with elbows and chops to the chest. Playboy G then whips Flash into the opposite corner and takes his head off. Playboy G then slaps on the Centerfold Strech as Flash is forced to tap!~
8-Ball: Now that was a great match and we wish we could have showed you the whole match.
Funkadelic: Hay man enough of the apoligizing as we got to take a commercial break.
Funkadelic: Hey speaking of NBA. Where's my money from those championship games. Cause I told you Lakers where going to win. You, Bobby, Spock, you all owe me.
8-Ball: Man kiss my ass. I truley thought Iverson and the Sixers were going to win it. Man that Tyrone Hill was doing it out there.
Funkadelic: But they didn't win so where's my 50 bucks.
8-Ball: You sure don't listen let's just go to Tracie Mallory for the next matchup.
Tracie Mallory: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is schedule for one fall and it is a Falls Count Anywhere Match. Introducing first from Thuggish, 3rd Earth, here is THE FROST!!!!
~Frost's music kicks in the arena as the lights slowly fade as blue lights begin to flash through the arena. After a few moments Frost has yet to emerge. The crowd sits in silence waiting for him but he doesn't enter. The lights slowly return to full and the shot shifts to one of 8-Ball and Funkadelic.~
Funkadelic: Where the hell is Frost?
8-Ball: Your guess is as good as mine. Strange that he would not sh... hang on... I'm getting word that Killa Kali jumped him before he could even make his entrance. Looks like this match is already started in the back! We've got a camera crew on the scene and the ref is in route!
~The camera cuts to a shot of a hallway. We see The Frost on his knees with Killa Kali just behind him banging Frost's head against the wall. The wall has a bit of blood on it, it appears that Frost is already busted open. Kali pulls Frost up and tosses him into a nearby door. The door swings open and Frost falls into the room. Kali enters the room followed shortly by the camera man. The room appears to be a maintenance room of some type, with mops, brooms, and all manner of cleaning tools filling the small area.~
8-Ball: Well I suppose this match will get officially underway when the ref arrives on the scene...
Funkadelic: I hate these matches where we have to watch the whole damn thing on monitors!
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