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Thursday Terror Results
05/24/01

Thursday Terror Results<br>05/24/01



Introduction:
There have been many spectualar things in life that has proved to set the standards for the future. Before there were brakes, you usually had to get out the car and try to stop the car for yourself. Before the Jestons, there were the Flintstones. Before there was the Hardy's there was the Rockers. Before there was UTMWA, there were ICWF and OCW. Well ICWF and OCW have set the standards for tonight show. For the next two hours you will be in the zone of brutality. You will be in the zone of the UTMWA.


The logo for the brand new Ultimate Total Mayhem comes up and fades quickly out… Then pictures of superstars of past federations blare across the screen. There where Jake Navaja, "Satanic" Scott Syren, The Frost, the great "SilverFreak", Krazyie, Scorpion and more from the OCW. Another commmerical come up showcasing the talent that the UTMWA has. Before we get on the air, clips from the past Massacre are showing. Clips are showing of when The Frost made Spider another victim of the Frostbite. It also showed clips of the show catching fued of Red Scare and HardKore You also see clips of when Derek Mobely applied "Tha Thrilla" on "Some Guy", Lightning off the top of the ramp into the pits below. The last clip finally showed the battle as it went off the air between Enigma and Warrick Hill. As the commerical/clip ends, total blackness appears. After five seconds, large pyros and fireworks start to blast off. The cameras opened and circled around the arena as the 20 plus thousands of fans are screaming out the top of their lungs. Then you witness signs like Johnny Steele, "I'm too flamboyant for your momma to see", Warrick Hill's, "Pass the Blunt", Enigma's "When you dance with the devil... The devil doesn't change... the devil changes YOU!", and Da Link "For President of 3rd Earth". The cameras then circled down around the arena where "The Flamboyant" Johnny Steele and the world wide hustler Funkadelic, your announcers are seated. The cameras roll right to them and we are ready for action.


Flamboyant : Welcome everybody to the first ever Thursday Terror!!!


Funkadelic- I can't be as happy as you are. This is my first job in wrestling in a long business. But tonight will be different I hope. This is Terror Thursday's on UTMWA!!


Flamboyant- We are live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. This is an sold out crowd in anctipation for the UTMWA. I am the "Flamboyant" Johnny Steele.


Funkadelic- And I am Funkadelic. We are awaiting the introduction to our first match. Los Angeles wanted to see action, then they are going to get action.


Flamboyant- Well since that is all taken care of, It's time to go down to the ring and get ready to witness this serial brutality comes to an end. You people at home, grab a beer, make some popcorn, call some friends and do it again, because we are about to party!!!


Funkadelic- Well tonight folks we have a tight card lined up with Lethal battling it out with the mysterious Seth Acid.



Flamboyant- I think that this might just be a great match. I have heard lots from this Seth Acid person. Now as for Lethal.....



Funkadelic- For you people who do not know, Lethal has been heard around the world as the toughest man to step outside the ring in Australia. But can Lethal continue what he does best when he steps in the ring with Acid?


Funkadelic- Well I don't know Johnny. I mean Lethal might just have it. I mean he is from the streets of Australia. He lives in Sydney. Even though they had a Olympic Games, that don't mean that's far. I think that Seth Acid might just be able to pull out an victory over Lethal. I mean sure he was the shit in the past but that was then, this is now.


FLamboyant- Along with Seth Acid and Lethal we also have Ixon in action against Mikey Young. And we also have the 3rd Earth in the house. The Frost will be battling out with Red Scare and Da Link will have to face the music when he steps up with Spider. Warrick Hill will be fighting in the main event against Enigma. Finally Derek Mobley will be in action against "Main Event" . Are there any predictions tonight Funkadelic?


Funkadelic- Well, I have to say that I like all of these four chances, but only a couple will only be worth watching. I think that the "Main Event" vs. Derek Mobley match would be a snorefest but other than that. The other matches will be great. The Frost, "The FROzen One" will be put to the test by Red Scare but at the end, I think that Frost will have it. I mean we all seen how hardcore Red Scare is. Well we found out that Hardkore was severely injured. Warrick Hill and Derek Mobely are one of the toughest Tag Teams in the world. But it would be great when W.E.E.D. and House of Pain meets each other. But all four men are in singles action. They proved themselves Monday. Can they do it tonight?


Funkadelic- Well, I'm know that there are going to be lots of action here tonight. I know.


Who didn't say Monday were deadly?

Coming to you every Monday night.


Flamboyant: I am ready for action. Let's not take all the time. Let's go to the ring for the opening match.

Funkadelic: I got ten on Seth Acid.

 


Opening Match
 



Vs.
Seth Acid   Lethal

Kristi Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall. First making his way to the ring. He comes from Cleveland,Ohio. He is standing at 6'2 and weighting at 247 pounds.... This is the "Mysterious" Seth Acid!!

["Blind" starts to play of the PA system as Seth Acid is seen. Seth Acid suddenly steps out from behind the curtains and heads towards the ring as the fans rise to there feet. Seth Acid is treated to a mixed reaction. There voices of cheer & hate both echo over the arena. He makes his way into the ring. Got on top or the turnbuckle hollared at the crowd and awaited Lethal.]

Kristi Anderson: And his opponent..... coming from the mean streets of Sydney, Australia. Standing 6'2 and weighting in 242 pounds. This is Lethal!!

["A Certain Shade of Green" plays as Lethal makes his debut to the UTMWA ring. The lights start to low and then he walks down into the ring after a huge green piro explode. Then the lighting starts to flicker blue and green as he get's down to the ring.]

Flamboyant: I think that Lethal will win. But never take out the "mysterious" Seth Acid chances.

Funkadelic: Whatever. We will see.

~Both men lock up and start the match, Seth quickly puts on a headlock on Lethal but Lethal easily pushes him to the ropes. Seth bounces off and Lethal goes for a clothesline but misses, he turns around and Seth drops him with a standing side kick to the mouth! The crowd gives a mixed reaction, Seth Acid sits Lethal up and puts on a headlock trying to futher wear Lethal out. Lethal has none of it though as he makes it to his feet and elbows Seth Acid a couple of times in the stomach to break free. Lethal picks up Seth by the waist side and drops him with a pumphandle slam! Lethal goes for a quick pin.

1......

kickout!!!

Lethal is unable to score the three count now. Lethal then picks up Seth and he puts on a Chinlock this time.

Funkadelic: Well this match is starting off slow with both Seth Acid and Lethal grappling at each other.

Flamboyant: It's either that or someone in that ring acts freaky.

~ Seth tries to elbow Lethal to get out of the hold but it doesn’t work. Seth then wraps his arms around Lethal and drops him backwards with a side suplex! The crowd finally give him a little cheer and Seth hops to his feet, he bounces himself off the ropes and drops a huge leg drop on Lethal. Seth goes for the pin.

1........

2.........

kickout.

Lethal kicks out, Seth quickly pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, Seth then runs to the opposite rope. Lethal bounces off a rope and Seth does the same and drops Lethal with a Springboard dropkick.

Flamboyant: This match has started to go haywire hasn't it?

Funkadelic: Well I really don't know now. But now I guess that Seth thinks he is a cruiserweight with that beautiful Springboard dropkick.

Flamboyant: Well we probably will see a lot of more action from these two.

~ Seth Acid picks up Lethal and sets him on the corner, he gives him a few knife edge chops and then whips him to the opposite side. Lethal hits hard and Seth Acid charges at him. Lethal puts up his boot though and Seth Acid gets a mouth full. Then Lethal explodes out of the corner with a clothesline that almost decapitates Seth Acid! The crowd cheers but Lethal doesn’t bother with them, he bounces himself off the ropes and drops a big splash on Seth Acid! Lethal hooks the leg.

1........

2........

kickout!!!

~ Lethal picks up Seth Acid and whips him to the ropes. Seth Acid bounces off and Lethal catches him and puts on a bear hug! The ref immediately begins to check on Seth Acid who is trying to fight off the hold. Lethal shakes Acid from left to right and applies more pressure and Acid is in big time pain. The ref sees Acid fading away and it’s about to start checking on the arm

Flamboyant: Well it could be all over for Seth Acid! Lethal has those arms wrap tightly around his waist, I don’t think he’s letting go anytime soon.

Funkadelic: Well I don’t think Seth Acid will give up, he might pass out from the pain but the man is not known for being a quitter!!!

Flamboyant: Finally you make a good point, Seth Acid is not a quitter...

Funkadelic: Oh my God!!! Looks who is coming down to the ring.

~ With the words of Funkadelic, the cameras throw the view off of Seth Acid and Lethal and goes all the way to the top of the ramp. At first sight nothing hits the view, then when the cameras take another view, a mysterious figure hits the camera view. As the cameras try to come closer to the mysterious figure, the action back in the ring gets even greater. The ref grabs Seth’s arm and lifts it up, he lets go and it drops quickly. The ref picks it up again, holds it and then lets go and it drops for the second time. The crowd chants Seth’s name as the ref picks up the arm for the third and last time, he holds it up and then he let’s go. The arm drops about half way and then Seth brings it back up and starts to raise the roof. The fans start to cheer as Seth Acid tries to make a comeback. He begins to nail Lethal with right hands. Lethal loosens the hold but still hangs on. Seth Acid then bites him on the forehead and Lethal lets go of the hold.

Funkadelic: I think that Seth Acid has discovered the key to win in the UTMWA.

Flamboyant: Either that or he is hungry as hell. He forgot to eat breakfast this morning.

Funkadelic: Well all I got to say is it's the mutafuckin VP!!!!

Flamboyant: I don't beleive it. VP has joined us for color commentary.

Funkadelic: Welcome VP Will to the broadcast. What do you want out here?

VP Will: I'm not doing any thing. I am just out here helping you guys on commentary and shit. I am enjoying the action in the ring.

~Seth bounces himself off the ropes and but runs into Lethal. Lethal runs by him again but this time drops him with a neckbreaker! The crowd gives a big “OH” after the power move. Lethal then hooks the leg and the ref counts!

1........

2........

kick out!!

The crowd cheers one more time as they see Seth fighting to stay alive. Lethal picks up Seth and gives him a kick to the gut, he hooks him between his legs and delivers his powerbomb!!! Then Lethal goes on top of the rope and goes for an Elbow Drop. That's his set-up to the 360 DDT.

Flamboyant: What do you think of the action VP?

VP Will: Well, I think that the match is going good. This is a great see-saw battle. I mean Seth Acid and Lethal both are fighting to survive here. Well I can't wait for this match to end. This is serious talent. Plus the winner of this match might will be going to be guarnateed a spot in the World Title Tournament at Redemption!!

Funkadelic: Oh shit. Let me get in this!!!

~ Lethal picks up Seth Acid and takes him to the corner, he hooks him between his legs again and then taunts the crowd a bit. He goes to pick up Seth Acid for the 360 DDT but Seth Acid blocks it and back body drops him instead!! The crowd again cheers as Seth picks up Lethal. He then sets him on the corner and starts to pound on him with fists. Seth whips him to the opposite corner and Lethal hits hard and comes out stumbling. Seth jumps to the top rope, waits for Lethal to come close to him and then he dives off connecting with another missile drop kick!! Seth Acid goes for the pin.

1........

2.......

kickout!!!!

He gets a two count. Seth picks up Lethal and whips him to the ropes, Lethal reverses it somehow and Seth bounces off. Lethal then attacks with a flying knee lift. Lethal tells the crowd again the it’s over, he picks up Seth and whips him to the ropes, Seth bounces off and Lethal misses with the swinging 360 DDT. Seth bounces off the other side and Lethal turns around and Seth connects with a spear!! The crowd back to their feet and cheering loudly, Seth picks up Lethal and whips him to the ropes, Lethal comes back and Seth kicks him in the stomach. Seth then hooked Lethal and drops him with the EDGE OF INSANITY!!!! More cheers from the crowd as Seth Acid goes for the pin after hitting his finisher.

1.......

2.......

3!!!!!!!!

Flamboyant: It's finally over!! It's finally over.

Kristi Anderson: Here is your winner........ Seth Acid!!!!

Funkadelic: Well this has been a great test of wrestling ability.

VP Will: This has been a great match. I think that both Lethal and Seth Acid should be awarded for their matches. But I not that nice.....

~~Seth is celebrating in the ring when the lights go out and then blue and purple lights come on as "Get out of my Head" By Cypress Hill begins to play. Smoke emits from the entrance way, and there you see the man known as Enigma standing. He begins walking down the ramp and stops about half way, red pyro goes off behind him and with that the lights come back on. He, never taking his eye of Seth, continues to walk down and rolls under the bottom rope inside the ring. He comes face to face with Seth and then holds up the mic in his hand up to his mouth.. In a raspy deep voice, Enigma speaks.~

.:Enigma:. Seth Acid... I am the Enigma.. The one you addressed in your very confusing yet intriguing interview.. The one you called a kid... The one you put down but later you came to your senses and asked me to join you.. You want the Enigmatic to drop everything he stands for? Everything he believes in and join you..? Well Seth Acid, you draw a hard bargain but I have made a decision.. I am here to give you my response..

~Enigma immidately nails Seth right in his mouth with a hard left hand! Seth staggers backwards but swings back..Enigma ducks it though and when Seth turns around Enigma scoops him up and drops him with "The Enigmatic!" The crowd gives a mix reaction as they don't whether to boo or cheer.. Enigma picks up Seth and then tosses him over the top and onto the floor.. Enigma then picks the mic back up, puts it to his mouth and speaks one last time..~

.:Enigma:. In case you don't understand my lingo.. That means.. "HELL....NO"

~Enigma drops the mic as his music hits again.. He looks around to the crowd with a vicious look before leaving the ring..~

Funkadelic: Okay. I know that Seth Acid dissed Enigma in his interview but I didn't know that Enigma would be violent like that?

VP Will: Well I must say that I like this style of mentalitity. Enigma looks like he is going to be a person that is going to be moving up in the rankings and also might be a promising champion in the making.

Flamboyant: Well the E.M.T.'s are coming down to the ring to check on Seth Acid. Well ladies and gentlemen while they get Seth out of the ring.... let's take a commerical and go back to the ring.




UTMWA presents Redemption!!! Coming to you live June 9, 2001 from the the Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee.



Flamboyant: Well they got Seth Acid out of the ring. We are going to continue the night and hopely get a word or two on Seth Acid as the night progress.

 


2nd Match
 



Vs.
Da Link   Spider

Kristi Anderson: This match is scheduled for one fall. Being accomplied to the ring by the lovely Peaches, hailing from Compton, 3rd Earth. He is weighting at 281 pounds and standing at 6'8 1/2, he is one member of W.E.E.D. he is Da Link!!

["The Smoke starts to fill the arena. The light starts to dim a little as blue and black lights flash and strobe around the arena. Suddenly "666" appears on the titantron with fire wrapped around it. Then "Bia,Bia" plays on the P.A. system. Da Link comes out of the crowd with a dark black shirt with his logo, "Da Man, Da Myth, Da Legend, Da Link" on it. He walks out with a steel chair in his hands as he enters the ring.

Kristi Anderson: And his opponent. He is form Memphis, Tennessee. He is standing at a towering 5'8 and weighing 231 pounds. This is Spider!!

["Still Thuggish Ruggish" hits the P.A. system. The crowds start to cheer insanely once Spider makes his apperence along the way. Spider is seen decked out in white shirt with blue jeans. Spider hops over the ropes, throw his hands up in the air and await the challenge of Da Link as the bell rings.]

Funakdelic: Well what do you have to say about the outcome of this match?

Flamboyant: It will be a great one but I think that Da Link might pull out a win.

VP Will: I will have to go with Steele. Da Link might win. Spider is good but Da Link is better. Let go to the ring and see.

~ Spider puts on a head lock and Da Link over powers him and quickly shoves him to the ropes. Spider bounces off and catches Da Link guard with a drop kick. Spider sits up Da Link and puts on an arm wrench. Da Link checks his arm and then makes it to his feet and reverses it. Spider grabs him by his hair and backs him into the corner but the ref gets on Spider case and he backs down. Spider charges at Link as the ref moves out of the way but Link moves and Spider hits hard on the turnbuckle. Link pulls back on the head of Spider and drops him with a reverse DDT!

Flamboyant: this is what I am talking about. I think that no one will survive the punishment of Da Link.

Funkadelic: Da Link is proving to VP Will that he is worthy enough of being accepted into the World Title Tournament.

~ Da Link picks up Spider and again whips him to the ropes, Spider comes back and Da Link misses with a strong lariot. Spider stops on his tracks, pulls back on the head of Link and drops him with a Neckbreaker! Spider then rolls over on top of Link. Hooks his leg and goes for the pin.

1.......

2......

kick out.

Spider sits up Link and applies a headlock. Link starts to fight back and makes it to one knee, Spider is hanging on but Link has more power and momentum. He makes it to his feet and elbows Spider in the stomach twice to get free. Link bounces off the ropes,and he hooks Spider from the side and drops him with a Russian leg sweep! Da Link gets on top of Spider and hooks the leg for the pin.

1.....

2.....

He gets the shoulder up.

~Da Link picks up Spider and whips him to the corner, he hits hard. Da Link charges at Spider and gets a mouth full of rubber as Spider puts up his boot. Spider places Da Link on the corner and nails some knife edge chops. Spider then picks Link and sets on the top turnbuckle. SPider then climbs the turnbuckle behind him and attemps a spinning Frankenstenier.

VP Will: Link moves very well to be a lightweight. He almost moves just like Spider does. But I wonder what Spider is going to do now with Link on the top turnbuckle?

Flamboyant: I don't know. But this will be pretty amazing to see.

Funkadelic: Well forget the wait. I want to see.

~ Spider tries to hook Link for a spinning Frankenstenier but Link tries fights him off. But Spider gives Link a thumb to the eye followed by a European uppercut send Link into stardation. Spider then jumps on Link and flips and applies the spinning Frankstenier that throws Link half-way across the ring. Spider hooks the leg quickly, the crowd is on their feet.

1.......

2.......

Th... The ref get pull out of the ring by Peaches.

~ Spider awaits the three, but notices that the ref is out of the ring. The ref comes in and Spider talks to him. Spider then picks up Link. He then grabs Link and hooks him for a suplex, he tries to deliver it but Link blocks it! Spider tries again and once more it is blocked! Link now reverses that and turns it into a beautiful swinging Neckbreaker!! Link then picks Spider and swings him to the ropes and catches him with a swinging DDT. The crowd cheers slightly as Link quickly sets Spider up for his finisher. Spider gets up dazed and walks into the BOTTOM LINK!!! Da Link then goes for a pin.

1......

2........

3!!!!!!!!

Kristi Anderson: Here is your winner......Da Link!!!!!

Flamboyant: What a spectualar win by Da Link.

VP Will: Yeah, Da Link is proving himself to be worthy of being in the World Title Tournament.

Funkadelic: Now, I think that Spider might be one of the people that will join in the unemployment line.

Flamboyant: I would have to agree with you one hundred percent.

Funkadelic: Well next up folks we have The Frost taking on Red Scare.

Flamboyant: Well, I was going to say that Frost will destroy this man but now, seeing how Red Scare demolished Hardkore, Red Scare might give Frost a brutal beating.

Funkadelic: Let's take a commerical.




VS.

Check out Critical game 3.



Flamboyant: Well folks... Unfortuanly The Frost vs. Red Scare match will be postponed. Thanks to what happened in the back during the commerical.

Funkadelic: Well folks... This is what happened during the commerical.

~ During the commerical, we seen a red 2001 BMW pull up to the arena. The door opens up and Red Scare steps out the car. Red Scare then walks over to his trunk and takes out his bags. Red Scare pulls out his bags, shut his trunk and started walking into the back door area. Suddenly out of no where.... Red Scare is attacked by a steel pipe. The handler of the steel pipe was none other than the one known as Hardkore. Hardkore continued to attack the lower back area of Red Scare. Hardkore continued the punishment by beating him for the next thirty seconds. The officals started to come out to help Red Scare and break Hardkore away. Hardkore then pulled Red Scare over to the top of the 2001 BMW. Hardkore then shouted..... " You don't stand a chance cause I AM HARDKORE!" He then gave Red Scare his CHOKESLAM FROM HELL through the car. The officals then pulled Hardkore off of him.

Flamboyant: Oh my God. I thought Red Scare was hardcore.

Funkadelic: Well no one can be as hardcore as Hardkore.

Flamboyant: What the hell is going to happen now?

Funkadelic: I don't know.

VP Will: I am tired of the two of them tearing each other apart. If they want Hardcore then they are going to get Hardcore. So on Monday night.. I will put these two men inside a steel cage. These two will be locked and then they can put all their frustrations on each other in a "No Chance in Hell, Steel Cage Match". Oh yeah.... This will be for the Vacant Hardcore Title.

Flamboyant: What will happen to the match that you stated was going to happen at Redemption between Red Scare and Hardkore?

VP Will: Well you will know about it through the next week. Or I might surprise you at the PPV.

Funkadelic: Well let's get to our next match.

 


4th Match
 


Vs.
Ixon   "The Impacter" Mikey Young

Kristi Anderson: This match is scheduled for one fall. First coming down to the ring... First coming down to the ring. He comes from New Era, Michigan. He is standing at 6'4 and weighting 267 pounds. This is Ixon!!

["Wait and Bleed" plays on the PA system. The strobe lights flash around the arena and finally connect back on him. Ixon is very focused. Ixon doesn't listen to the mixed reaction to the crowd. Ixon is ready to get "boogie"]

Kristi Anderson: And his opponent.. coming down to the ring, first from Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Standing at 5'11 and weighting at 190 pounds, this is "The Inpactor" Mikey Young.

["Canadian National Athem" plays on the PA system. The fans start to boo. But "The Impacter" comes through the isle in the fans. The Impacter walks through the ropes with the Canadian flag and begins to wave it as the bell rings.]

VP Will: It really don't matter because, this will offically be the first match for Young. We seen him at the last moment on Massacre.

Flamboyant: Well, I think that tonight we are going to be in for a surprise.

~ Young and Ixon lock up and Young quickly puts on a headlock. Ixon easily shoves him to the ropes and Young bounces off, Ixon nails him with a kick to the gut and quickly bounces himself off the mat and drops the Impacter with a swinging Neckbreaker. Ixon goes for the first pin.

1......

2.......

kick out.

Ixon picks up Mikey Young and whips him to the ropes again, Mikey Young reverses it though and Ixon bounces off. Mikey Young goes for a back body drop but Ixon sees it in time and stops dead on his tracks, picks him up and goes for a Powerbomb but Mikey Young hangs on to his head, and pounds him hard and then drops him with a Hurricanrana! This brings out a small cheer from the crowd, Mikey Young quickly goes to the ropes, bounces, and drops the leg across the neck of Ixon.. He does this two more times and then goes for a pin!

1.........

2.........

kickout!!!!

Flamboyant: I must say, Mikey Young is showing that he can back his word up in the UTMWA.

Funkadelic: I don't know why, Mikey Young waited for this. He could have proved himself Monday.

Flamboyant: I can't beleive that these people are cheering for him.

~ Young get the win. He raises Ixon up but Ixon gets a sneak blow. Young is dazed as Ixon rushes to the corner, jumps on the top turnbuckle and then dives with a double ax handle. Now he goes for the pin.

1....

Kick out by Mikey Young!! The crowd starts an "Ixon" chant, as they try to get him Ixon to win the match.. Ixon picks him up only to drop him with a body slam.. Ixon is going to the top again. This time Young gets in the way. Young sweeps the legs of Ixon. Young follows him as he goes for a flying Belly-to-belly suplex. Mikey Young applies the belly-to belly suplex. But instead of going for the pin, he went around the ring chanting "Canada Rules and USA sux". He then went around to Ixon, who was holding his ankle. Mikey Young, then applied his finisher, "THE IMPACT HOLD". Ixon, was holding on for his life as Mikey Young holds. Ixon can't take no more and taps out and the match is over.

Kristi Anderson: Here is your winner......"The Impacter" Mikey Young

Flamboyant: What a win. By Mikey Young. Mikey Young fought a match and thus he has survived in this match.

Funkadelic: Well folks up next the main event match will take place as Enigma will battle Warrick Hill.

Flamboyant: Well, Derek Mobley was scheduled to battle Main Event but since neither men came into the arena. The match will be void. So ladies and gentlemen let go to the main event of the even.

 


Main Event
 



Vs.
Warrick Hill   Enigma

Funkadelic: Were are you going Will?

VP Will: I have an announcement to make.

Kristi Anderson: ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled.....

VP Will: Ladies and gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall. It is for the vacant Youngbloodz Title and the right to enter the World Title Tournament at Redemption. This is a casket with a twist match The twist is that the wrestler must pin his opponent before he attempts to put him inside the casket. First coming down to the ring. He comes from El Salvador, Central America. Standing at 5'8 and weighting 214 pounds this is the "Enigimatic" Enigma!!

["Get Out of My Head" plays on the PA system as the lights go out and then blue eirie lights come on. The crowd cheers loudly as Smoke emits from the entrance way, and as the lyrics of the song kick in.. there you see the man known as Enigma standing. He begins walking down the ramp and stops about half way, purple pyro goes off behind him and with that the lights come back on. He, never taking his eye off the casket. He continues to walk down and rolls under the bottom rope inside the ring. He stands up and walks over to a corner, he climbs to the second turnbuckle and looks around at the crowd.. He then gets down and looks at the crowd.

VP Will: And his opponent.... He is from Tallahasse, Florida. He is being accomplied to the ring by Percy Ellis. Standing at 6'2 and weighting 230 pounds, he is the other member of the House of Pain, he is Warrick Hill.

["Wastin' Time" hits the PA system As Warrick Hill strolls out to the ring with the fans chanting "Hill!" He gets in the ring, strolls to the ropes and hangs his arms over them, looking out at the crowd. He then hangs in the corner waiting to see what would happen.]

Flamboyant: This will be a great match.

Funkadelic: Well, I must say that in order to be the best, that is to beat the best and the best is none other than Enigma.

~ Enigma and Warrick Hill are running their mouths off at eachother until Warrick has had enough and he shoves Engima. Enigma shoves him back and Warrick nails a right hand. Enigma stumbles into the ropes but then comes back and nails Warrick with a right of his own. Warrick bounces off the ropes himself and he comes back with a right hand. Enigma holds his ground and answers it. Unfortunaly, Warrick answers back, with punches that is taking the momenium until Enigma rakes the eyes of Warrick finally taking control of the match. Warrick somehow whips Enigma to the ropes, Enigma bounces off and Warrick drops him with a spinning elbow! Enigma goes down and Warrick gets on top of him and starts to punch the living day lights out of him! The crowd is cheering but who cares? Warrick picks up Enigma and body slams him on the floor, outside the ring and he carefully goes to the outside and looks under the ring. Warrick gets a kendo stick.

Flamboyant: What the hell is this? Is Warrick going to do what I think he is going to do with that kendo stick?

Funkadelic: Well dumbass, he sho' is not going to take it to school for show and tell tomorrow.

Flamboyant: Since when has this became a Hardcore match?

~ Warrick and Enigma get back in the ring. Warrick picks up Enigma and whips him to the ropes, Enigma bounces off and Warrick nails him in the mid section with the stick. Enigma folds in pain and Warrick nails him in the back. Enigma goes down and Warrick keeps on nailing him like a punching bag. Warrick looks around to the crowd with crazy eyes and they boo him until the next millennium. Warrick picks up Enigma and sees the casket in the corner. Warrick whips Enigma towards it but Enigma reverses it, pulls Warrick in and picks him up and drops him out of nowhere with a Brainbuster!! The crowd cheer a bit. Both men are down but only momentarily. Warrick starts to make his way up. Enigma, who has taken the biggest pounding so far is slow to get up. Warrick grabs him by the head and helps him up. He hooks him for a suplex but Enigma blocks it, Warrick tries to deliver it but Enigma blocks it again. Warrick tries again and Enigma blocks it one more time and delivers it himself instead!

Flamboyant: This is a see-saw battle isn't it, Funkadelic?

Funkadelic: I do think that Warrick is winning over here a little bit. But there is a lot of more action left in this match.

~ Enigma uses the ropes to pick himself up. He grabs Warrick and picks him up but Warrick gives him a shot to the ribs, another one and Enigma lets him go. Warrick goes for a roundhouse right hand but Enigma ducks it and hooks Warrick from behind into a full nelson! Warrick tries to get out of it but can’t as Enigma turns it into a Dragon suplex!! Enigma quickly jumps to his feet and picks up Warrick Hill. He whips him hard to the corner and Warrick crashes into the casket!!!

Funkadelic: Oh my God!!

~ Enigma smiles and then steps out of the ring and carefully walks on top of another casket heading for the outside. Warrick sees this and start to call Enigma. Enigma doesn’t mind until Warrick shouts: “My Grandmother hits harder than you!” This gets Enigma’s attention and he comes back inside the ring and starts to stomp a mud hole in Warrick! Enigma then quickly picks him up and points towards the other corner. The crowd cheers and Enigma goes to whip him but Warrick breaks free and nails Enigma in the balls with a hard kick!! Enigma drops to his knees in pain and Warrick grabs the kendo stick from before and hits Enigma in the forehead with it! Warrick then goes outside and pulls a table from outside the ring. He then came back in and Warrick picks up Enigma and carefully sends him through the ropes so he lands on the table without breaking it. Warrick goes out himself and steps on the same table Enigma is on, he picks him up and hooks him for an Inverted DDT! He delivers it and through the table they go!! Warrick quickly jumps to his feet holding his back, you see pieces of glass stuck to it all over. A costly move but well worth it as Enigma got the worst of it, his head has been busted open and has glass on his forehead! Warrick shakes the pain off and stomps on Enigma. He picks him up and rams his face against the casket. He goes to do it again but Enigma puts his leg up blocking it, he then elbows Warrick in the gut, grabs a hand full of shatter glass and slaps Warrick with it!!

Flamboyant: What do you think of this match Will?

VP Will: What, I think of it? I think this match is spectualar. This is exactly what the UTMWA is about. It is about blood sweat and tears. It is about pain. That is what Enigma and Warrick Hill are going through now. Pain.

~ Warrick is holding his bloody face after getting slapped with glass. Enigma gives him a kick to the gut, and then whips him towards the casket. Warrick hits hard and comes out stumbling towards Enigma who hooks him and drops him with his powerbomb through a table!!! “OH!” Is heard from the crowd as the big impact surely impacts them. Enigma makes it to his feet and heads for the ring. Enigma then hits the ropes and attemps to do a shooting star press on Warrick who is lying on the floor through a broken table. Enigma attemps it......and connects with it. "HOLY SHIT" is heard through the crowd.

Funkadelic: That's it.... Warrick Hill is dead.

VP Will: Either that or he has a punctuared lung.

~ Enigma comes out of the ring and stares at Warrick Hill who is just laying out there. Enigma then shouted at the ref to open the casket. Enigma was then told that the match would end when a finisher was done. Enigma then went under the ring and set up another table. Enigma lifted up Warrick and was about to do the "Enigmatic" when Warrick caught in a low blow and deleivered a Tornado DDt through the table. Warrick and Enigma both are laid out on the ground as the ref checked on both wrestlers. After feeling their breath, the ref started the ten count.

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Enigma starts to move a little followed by Warrick. Warrick then throws Enigma back into the ring. Warrick and Enigma went in a fist fight one more time before Enigma was once again raked in the eyes. Warrick then Irish whipped enigma into the ropes and caught Enigma with the Strong Lariot, which is a set-up to his finisher. Warrick then went over to the casket and dragged it over into the middle of the ring. Enigma then was placed on top of the casket with the casket open. Warrick then went to the top turnbuckle. Warrick dived off top of the rope and connected with "THE JOINT" a flying elbow drop. but instead of easily winning the match now, he went for it again. But this time it would change. Enigma was playing posseum as Warrick stalled his time on the turnbuckle. Enigma quickly got out of the casket and sweeped the ropes. Enigma then walked to the second turnbuckle and picked Warrick on the third. Enigma then walked on the third turnbuckle and turned Warrick around. Enigma then sacraficed himself, Warrick and the win by deleivering the "THE ENIGMATIC" off the top rope to the casket in the middle of the ring. Once again, Enigma and Warrick was out but in the end..... Enigma puleld Warrick in the casket, shut the casket door and won the match and the Youngbloodz title.

Flamboyant: It's over!! It's over!!!

Kristi Anderson: Here is your winner of the match..... and NEW UTMWA Youngbloodz Champion of the World.....Enigma!!!!

Funkadelic: It's over. We have a new champion. Our first champion has been crowned in the UTMWA and it's Enigma!!! But what does Seth acid has to say about it.

VP Will: Enigma proved himself to be worthy. Therefore, I think it is well enough that he should be crowned as the first champion of the UTMWA. But can he do it again. On the 9th of June. Can he become the World Heavyweight Champion?

Flamboyant: Has it been done? Has a lightweight ever held the World Heavyweight Title?

Funkadelic: Well, personally, we haven't seen a World Heavyweight Champion yet but you can expect that nothing will hold Enigma from achieving greatness here in the UTMWA!!!

Flamboyant: For UTMWA, VP Will and my Co-host Funkadelic... this is The "Flamboyant" Johnny Steele saying so long from Los Angeles, California!!!!

[ Enigma music continues to play as the credits roll on and the cameras fade to gray and black ]



OOC: Well I'm very sorry for this card being late. But my computer was having problems plus I thought I was going to have help but...... (anyway) I hope this won't continue. But anyway. This is the card. Did you like it? Leave your thoughts on the OOC board and your suggestions on the suggestions board. Remember "Redemption" Rping starts Wednesday. You guys have 8 days to Rp. You can put up to a total of 7 Rp's. So long. This is VP Will.