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Splinters

Splinters

so i was with my best friend beth and my friends mikey,alex and my boyfriend cody...well we all just got off work and we were like SHIT we need some bud, so we drive to the other side of town in mikeys small ass truck and got some bud...so we pull off the road after we get it and alex beth and i take some shots of gin. so we smoke in some ghetto neighborhood and take some hard ass hits and we were all blazed as hell. so i decided i wanted to get outta the truck and go for a walk so cody went with me. i didn't realize we were standing on a hill and i was talkin to him and i started fallin backwards, and we were next to this big wooden fence and i thought i could catch myself just by puttin my hand on it but i fell back anyways and landing straight on my ass and got splinters all up in my hand. mike was in the passenger seat of the car and he saw it and he thought the window was down so he went to go put his head on the window and BAM hit his head hard on the glass. we were all crackin up. so we all decide that it gettin too fuckin cold so we went to my house. we were sittin in my kitchen eatin ritz bitz and cookies and drinking pepsi and beth starts doin this crazy shit, actin like she's a monster or somethin, so we're all just lookin at her and i thought it was a dream, she was sittin on one of the barstools and i was gettin scared of the shit she was doin so i pushed her and she fell back and i thought she was crying but she was laughing so so hard. then me and mike had a conversation about how cool bob marley was and then we go down to my basement and smoke another bowl. alex passes out, mike is trying to fuck beth while she's talking about her future honeymoon and i was sittin on codys lap thinking "damn i have the best friends in the whole fuckin world"

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