1/08/2003
Ok, so my plan on waking up at 9 today didn't work very weel...how was I saposed to know that my clock stopped? I don't use it. Well anyway, I got up at liek 1 instead. Watched tv, then went down to the basement to make my drumset coffee table. Hey don't laugh, it looks phat! As I was making it, my dad comes home and yells that I am ruining a perfect drumset to make a stupid coffee table. So I tell him that this is what I want to do with my life, I have to decorate homes and such...his reaction was taking my dream and squishing it into a spit wad...but whatever, I finished it and got my mom to help me carry it up stairs. So then I sat down and started to read my Car mag and out of no where I see this very odd thing, and I found out what my calling is going to be in life...
That's right I am going to be a Tiki Tech...I am going to make Tiki's...hehe.
You know it's funny, sometimes ppl wake up in the morning and say, "I'm going to be a Doctor today!" and others wake up and say, "Who cares what I'm going to be, I'm going to sit outside an arcade for the rest of my life." But not this guy...
This guy woke up one moreing and said, "I'm going to be the TIKI MAN!"...I bet his parents didn't crush his dream, just laughed real hard. Or even worse, he looks like the type of person that would have killed his parents for laughing...tattoos, muscles (drul), slick back black hair,sunglasses...this is one badass Tiki guy (rolf...he's a sissy!)
Just read the paragraph to this pic, this would be a big reason why I WOULDN'T do this sort of thing...
Grr..He is TIKI MAN!!!
You know the other great things about this mag. Well most of the cars look like this:
...Then you have cars that look like this:
...What the HELL was this guy smoking when he made the design for this car? And why did anyone buy it? The person who made it must have been like "um...say what..sommin is missing." Yeah try the front end buddy! How on earth would you drive this thing? Which end it front? Talk about unsafe driving, at least in most cars without a seatbelt you at least have half a chance of catching yourself befor you hit the windshield...but in this one...forget it you're road kill.
Well that's all for now...this was a fun one, I love my new scanner :) laterz!
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