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Tag Match Part 5

*The scene opens up with Morbius and PKA sitting in a hotel room.*

Morbius: Man, That fool Christian thinks we are gay?! He just wishes, that way after we kick there asses he can try to get a chance, to date one of us Big Stars. Hell no I aint gay, you little fucking fudge packer. You call us boys when last time I checked you were "The Nature Boy". Or is that Nature Girl? Anyway, he still has this crazy idea in his head he can beat us. Yet he just doesn't know that he can't hang with  us. He still needs to reach his puberty, and maybe get a man's voice, I am getting sick and tired of him talking, He sounds like he has been sucking up some helium.

PKA: Exactly right! I mean, I'm honored that Christian called me a muscley guy. Its odd he would say something like that. It was him calling US 'different', but uh maybe its him that is different. What do you think?

Morbius: I thin... No! I am sure that he is just jealous of our size and muscles.

PKA: But hey I must agree with him, after all I'm 20-20 in the arms, 30-30 in the chest, and besides HELL!..I got the abs! What a "Grade A" person I am. 

*PKA smiles admiring himself while Morbius looks on* 

PKA: I am so damn Perfect! 

*PKA looks up at Morbius who is staring at him...* 

PKA: But with you dude, we are the best damn Tag Team since..since..the NDE!

PKA: And when he said he is going to direct things at our 'asses', that is just straight up frightening.

Morbius: I hope he doesn't try to grab our asses in the ring. I mean, he seems that type, always talking about gay people.

PKA: I'm PRAYING he doesn't try to grab our asses in the ring. But surely...

*looks to the side*

PKA: ..surely he isn't 'different'. I mean not like I have anything against those type of people, but its ..well different! Dude, lets just hope he don't try to "WOOO!" us.

Morbius:  I will WOOO my foot right up his ass, but he may enjoy that.

PKA: Uhm...Alright M...Hey did you hear him in his last promo say that we wanted him to do a promo?

Morbius: Man, The last thing we want is to listen to that little Chipmunk. Plus he scares away our audience.

PKA: We weren't complaining when we mentioned he hadn't spoken..shoot we were just saying it because it was such a shock not to hear his annoying voice, it was a GOOD THING that he didn't speak! I guess you can't always be so lucky in life, and we will probably hear form him again.

Morbius: Man, Every time I see his face, I will just add another Midnight Massacre to his beating.

PKA: I feel sorry for him. Wait...no I don't. But what the heck, he needs someone to care about his ass, he has no friends I bet. He has NO Fans I know. And he obviously has no partner either. Seems like Chad HarZy is avoiding him.

Morbius: Chad is just.... Saving him self from an ass whoopin. Man, That little fucker has really pissed me off.

*Morbius punches out a window*

Morbius: That is just the least I will do to you, So you better watch out.

PKA: Dude...what the hell is wrong with you? Don't that hurt?

Morbius: No, Nothing can hurt me. Nobody can hurt me. I love the way pain feels, which makes it not hurt. But I will show our two punk ass oponents what real pain is.

Morbius: These two punks will learn to NEVER fuck with us again.

PKA: Whatever pain they think they are going to inflict on us, pshhh thats only half of what we will do to them! We will definately launch a "Grade A" Assault against those punks...they will be taken down for the 1-2-3 from me, or the Tap..Tap..Tap sound from you. They better bet their asses on that!

Morbius: I don't make people tap. I make them unconscious. I make them Paralyzed, I make them Shit Out of Luck. 

Morbius: With my size and strength, And your high flying abilities and your stamina, We will have a sure win, And that's a fact. We will make them bleed, We will make them scream for there mommies, and WE WILL WIN!!!

PKA: Perfectly said..Perfectly said.

Morbius: Everything I say is Perfectly said.

PKA: *rolls eyes* You got that right.

Morbius: Hey fool, I seen that.

PKA: Hey man, what are you talking about?

Morbius: Don't worry, My anger will be taken out on these bitches, at Malice.

PKA: Damn straight, and listen up here while you been talking I came up with this phat rap thing..check it. Its Christian Wright we will fight and its going to happen on Monday night! Like my rap?

PKA smiles

Morbius: You call that a rap? Check this.

"Christian Wright is a Dike,

That not even an ugly bitch could like,

He better get on his bike,

or take a hike.

He needs to run,

Before I hurt him and he will go Dur!

Oh yeah, that's what will surely happen,

After my Midnight Massacre".

PKA: Yo man that was tight. Maybe I should work on my rap skills ya think?

Morbius: Maybe we shouldn't think about some crappy rap, and Concentrate on our match, We have major ass to kick this monday.

PKA: Its gonna be like a walk in the park. But you know how you are in the park having your fun but there is always that damn something annoying you. Like damn brats messing around or a damn crying baby that won't shut up? Well, he will be that annoying neusance, and we will SHUT UP HIM..Woo! For..WOO! Good!

A short pause.

PKA: Oops, I think I'm getting hooked on that crap woo shiz.

Morbius: Oh yeah, We will shut the little faggets up, and it is OUR time on Malice, It's True! It's Damn True!

*PKA gives Morbius a dirty look*

PKA: Morbius, this Monday on Malice, it isn't just their time to fall, it isn't just their time to lose to the better men that we are. It isn't just my time, it isn't just your time, this Monday on Malice, it is OUR TIME! We will surely..Purely Kick Ass