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The Stacker 2 Match
Written by Gemini Drake
On July 6, 2004, a new kind of match took place, the Stacker 2 match. Consisting of three match types (Hell in a Cell, Ladder, and Lumberjack), the Stacker 2 match has already injured former IC champion, Pritch E. Pritchard. Luckily, I was able to conduct an interview with the creator of this match type, Johnny Banks.
"Well, you know what they say, genius runs in the course of championship history. No, just playing. The match was just to show that even people like me can make up screwed up match types. I mean, you have Norman Smiley, Ernest Miller, Andre Dawson, and (with index finger and thumb in shape of an L) Lyle being lumberjacks, this was a stroke of genius." Johnny said while being asked about the match. "And as for Pritch E. Pritchard, he can stay away from the WWF for all we care."
Apparentally, nobody misses Mr. Pritchard after his horrendous fall from the top of the electrified ladder and the cell to the concrete floor. JR and King were interviewed.
"The original plan was that Pritch was to fall through the Spanish announce team's table, but since that was already broken by them earlier on, Pritch thought he had to fall through our table." said King when asked about the fall.
"Since we had no idea what the hell Pritch was thinking, of course we had to move our table. Those things can be pretty expensive when not used correctly." said JR.
Chris Jericho was asked backstage about his victory and if he would go through it again.
"Well, junior, it all depends who my opponent was. I picked Pritch in recommendation for the match when Johnny made it and I did it because Pritch needs to get into shape. Well, even if he did, he could never turn out to be a sexy beast just like moi. And the best part is, I am the two time reigning IC champion, baby!" Mr. Jericho screams when asked about the victory.
So there you have it, the Stacker 2 match is one hellacious match created by the eccentric mind of Mr. Johnny Banks. Whether we see another one of these matches in the near future is all up to the board of directors, who are currently trying to prevent Mr. Pritchard from suing the company. But I know that our good ole attorney, Lainie, will make sure that Mr. Pritchard doesn't get his way. Until then, I am Gemini Drake for the WWF site, tah.
