This is an actual banner for, beleive it or not, "fitness water" What is fitness water? Fitness water is what you get when you
1.Get a bottle
2.Fill it up with tap water
3.Slap on a gatorade label
4.Make up a few vitamins
5.sell for $8.99
"Fitness water" contains 6 vitamins. Wow, thats alot a vitamins, do they have a vitamin B, for BULL FUCKING SHIT? This whole parade started a few years ago and it goes like this.
A few years ago, there were some french people:
And they had a conversation that went like this. "The Americains are so dumb, hahahahah"
"I bet that we can sell their own water to them... In bottles"
Oh they laughed it up, and their throats kindda bulged out funnily and then they ate some dumb french thing like a snail... or a baby I don't really know much about the french. Except for what I've gathered from that photo. And they did manage to do so, and turn selling something free into a multi billion dollar corporation, but don't be fooled. The water isn't bottled in the Swiss Alps, (Frogs can't climb mountains, and I doubt the existance of Sweden) It's taken directly out of a tap, and has a dumb label of like a lake... and a moose... and maybe some trees.. Kind of like this.
In fact, yeah exactly like that, then to appeal to people you'll just put on a comercial about how it'll make you faster and put a black kid in it somewhere saying something black like
And then people will buy it... Stupid people, like 97% of the population. So the next time you see this ad I want my readers to take a triumphant drink from the tap in your own home and throw Fitness water out on it's ass.
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