Ways girls turn romantic guys down !!!
(LOVE JOKES)
HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face
like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a
face like yours!!!
HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake
twice!!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
SHE: It's hot!!!
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my
mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem
to get you out of my face!!!
HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self
down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep
my food down!
HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the
mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have
leaked out of your mold!!
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be
anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's
no-one as ugly as you!
HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.
HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter
HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.
HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth
from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
