preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:36 pm
	warning, insanity board. It's really quite fun. ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:37 pm
	ha! asparagus! ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:37 pm
	Waiting for Eon. ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:38 pm
	I have arrived! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:39 pm
	| ((can I join?)) | ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:39 pm
	asparigise war? cool!!! more insane people!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:39 pm
	Good! Now where were we? ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:40 pm
	Yep! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:40 pm
	| I have no clue | ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:40 pm
	I believe I was attacking you with the Aspara-Spear. (and everyone and anyone is welcome!) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:41 pm
	i wanna be Sunny, the cross eyed vegtible who has a very short attention span
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:41 pm
	lol. i believe so... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:41 pm
	*pulls out Aspara-Spear and charges randomly* I shall avenge the WEASEEEEEELS! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:42 pm
	*pulls out an asparagus sword* Mwahaha! Prepare to feels the wrath of Asparagus! Rules so far: No peas! Ahhahaha! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:42 pm
	lets be fighting in a desert...without gravity
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:43 pm
	tee hee i AM an asperagus
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:43 pm
	*pulls out Asparachucks* Wah! No one can defeat me now! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:43 pm
	Pah! Gravity is Evil, EEEEEEVIL!!! It is squishying my spine! *starts rocking back and forth* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:43 pm
	i like scissors
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:44 pm
	*Waves the sword around* Mwahaha! *Attacks Eon* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:44 pm
	can we throw cats?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:45 pm
	Asparachucks?! So THAT's where they went! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:45 pm
	Gah! The sand... It burns!!! *floats around* This is... Jelly-full... ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:45 pm
	No! Not cats! *attacks greeeen29* I like kitties *pretty kitties...* ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:45 pm
	heha i squeak, somebody should be a hippi, try to make peace and get speared in the process
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:46 pm
	Ha! You're pathetic sword is NO match for my bubble-wrap armor! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:46 pm
	Ack! This sands getting in my eyes....Why does the ground look so far away... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:47 pm
	smiling spookily i throw pretty kitties at waterwave! they lick her cheecks
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:48 pm
	are we fighting with asparagises or are we fighting as them?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:48 pm
	I call forth, the Asparagus People! *They appear, but don't do much except float around* Gah! My 5-inch tall people are helpless! *starts making swimming motions* I will save you! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:49 pm
	That's the great thing about the Asparagus Wars...it's open to interpretation. We're insane, remember? *throws Asparagus and Yogurt at random people* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:49 pm
	lol
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:49 pm
	Both, I think, but I have a *pulls out Radish Bow* A radish bow! *Twing! Radish flies at greeeeen29* ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:50 pm
	not the yogurt!!!!!!!!!! my innocent enemy they melt my eyes!!!!!!!!!!! mmm cherry
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:50 pm
	It WILL defeat you're squishy spear! * swims toward her* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:50 pm
	didnt see that coming
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:50 pm
	*grabs eons's hand and puts Jhudoras Bewitched Ring on* Mwahahahahha! That ring won't be coming off for a long time, baby! Mwhahahahahahha! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:50 pm
	im part squrril!!!
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:51 pm
	chick chicka boomboom chicka chicka boomboom
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:51 pm
	Gah! *straps on rocket pack* NO ONE shall ever catch up to me! I shall rule the mall! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:52 pm
	Gah! I'm not going anywhere! *thinks* Okay. I wish there now to be gravity! *She falls, but everyone else continues to float* Owie... ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:53 pm
	Not if I can help it! For I will rule the whole geroscery store! Mwahahah! *starts chuking Battle Dung in random derections* ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:53 pm
	i throw my botton watch at you water person!!! mommy says next year i can have a velcrow one!!!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:53 pm
	Nooo.... Squirrels are so... so... evil... *twitches* That reminds me.... ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:54 pm
	clean up isle 4: mutant veggies
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:54 pm
	But...but...I conquered the grocery store last week. They said I could have coupons...COUPONS for cryin' out loud! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:54 pm
	nono im a good spurill!!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:55 pm
	I have something you don't! *pulls out straight jacket, and attempts putting it on green, but puts it on self* Whoops... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:55 pm
	lol!!!! THE COUPONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:55 pm
	Did...did they LIE to me? Why would they do that...*floats down to the ground and starts sobbing uncontrolably* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:56 pm
	I can't get this darn thing off! A little help? *struggles* I thought these things always came with zippers... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.

saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:57 pm
	*hurls an asparagus at green and laughs maniacally* Where are your rebel friends now? ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:57 pm
	I possess the... Evil flying donut of DOOM!!! *sob* The original Flying donut of doom got eaten... But it came back evil! *laughs maniacly* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:57 pm
	stupid scam to make you buy overpriced toys...i dont get it
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:57 pm
	*stops crying* Oh, just wiggle your arm like this *demonstrates* and it'll slip right off. You've never worn one before? ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:58 pm
	Yeah? Well I possess.... the sickeningly good cream poof! BWAAHAAAA! I will beat thee to a pulpus. ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:58 pm
	Whos winning? I think I have 200030308345 million apples, and green has 928347187589134975189 billion pears, and eon has 892738947182457018345 billion bananas, and preggy had two pennys.....am i scoring this right.................? ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:58 pm
	whatever a pulpus is ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:59 pm
	Not, the Evil Flying Doughnut of DOOM! I thought that there could be only ONE, since the bagels and the dougnuts disbanded! *mutters* preggypreggy...you traitor. ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:59 pm
	nww> good question ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:59 pm
	nobody loves me ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:59 pm
	i like pulp?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:59 pm
	Oh, and I think saheed has 81347581784751892734 million lemons. ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:59 pm
	(The winner is whoever lasts the longest...) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:59 pm
	*Jumps on the Evil flying donut of Doom* You cannot stop me now! *flies around* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 7:59 pm
	you do, green? pulppulppulp ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:00 pm
	(I think...) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:00 pm
	mmm... lemon.... ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:00 pm
	But anyway *rips off strait jacker* Yippe! *Hurls banana at preggy.* ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:01 pm
	*converts Aspar-Spear to Aspara-Launcher* Take that, preggypreggy! *pauses* This seems somehow familar...*fires anyway* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:01 pm
	I am no traitor! *thinks* Then again... Maybe I am! *laughs evily* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:02 pm
	No! Winner goes by fruity/vege point system! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
neobookboy Darigan Minion Status: 5 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:02 pm
	The Jackson Brother jump out of knowhere throwing asparagus saying, "just beat it" ------------------------- Violence is not the answer it is the Solution
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:02 pm
	I shall melt the cheese! *jumps in the cream poof and rolls around in no pattern* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:03 pm
	*gets hit by a asparigus launched by eon* hey! Watch where your launching those things! someone could get hurt! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:03 pm
	You refused to help me stop the Bagels and Doughnuts from disbanding because you were secretly on the Dark, Fluffier Side...if that's not traitorous, nothing is! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:03 pm
	yaaaaay pulp!!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:03 pm
	*drools* cheese... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
neobookboy Darigan Minion Status: 5 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:04 pm
	bye ------------------------- Violence is not the answer it is the Solution
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:05 pm
	Yes, it is familiar... *stares* *Looks at two pitiful pennies compared to the others fruits... The others MANY fruits* These pennies shall not fail me! *Throws one off the donut and waits to hear the plink!* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:05 pm
	im covered in hair *smiles greedily*
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:05 pm
	*rolls over the jackson brothers, reducing them to a cream-poofy pulpus* I win! No, wait... ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:05 pm
	What? I didn't know you were in trouble! I was in the popcorn isle, for Peat’s sake! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:05 pm
	(Hey, don't forget that I am the Asparagus Wars Chronicler. I'm writing this down for the Asparagus Wars Chronicles...theys cool) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:06 pm
	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! preggypreggy's penny has squashed all me lemons! AAAAAAAAAAAGH! ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:06 pm
	*chases the creme poof shouting, "It is NOT fluffier!") ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:06 pm
	(this is insane. but fun!) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:07 pm
	Pennys are worth alot! They're worth........1 cent! or 7 pinapples! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:07 pm
	AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! CREME POOFIES THE SIZE OF LARGENED TERDS!!!!!!!! o i hafta go... bye
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:07 pm
	*keeps rolling and screaming back at preggypreggy, "IT IS! IT IS, YOU LEMON SQUASHER!!!!!!!!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:08 pm
	(yes...yes it is) YOU CANNOT DENY IT! THE DARK SIDE IS FLUFFIER! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:08 pm
	i will always remember this day tho
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:09 pm
	Pinapples! Gimme them pinapples! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
greeeen29 Status: Newbie	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:09 pm
	good bye worthy warriors! (i hope eon wins)
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:09 pm
	"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" *falls out of the cream poof sobbing* "I want's me lucky charms with cream poo-hoo-hooooofs!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:09 pm
	Hehe! I have 200030308345 chances to keep the doctor away! Mwhahahhhhahah  hahhahahhahha.... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:10 pm
	*fake Elizabethian accent* Farewell, comrade greeeen...we shalt always remember thee...at least as long as this war continues... ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:10 pm
	The lemons are destroyed! Yayness! *eats a pulpy squishied lemon* Blec! Sourfull!:S (*claps* Yay for Eon and her idea to write down our wars!  They ARE interesting, you know. Did you get the battle of cheese as well? ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:10 pm
	good bye, green! *throws an asparagus at her, then goes to back to sobbing over the death of her cream poof* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:11 pm
	Well, if preggy lost one of her pennys, that puts eon in the lead with Negitive 23819245 nickels. ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:11 pm
	Ooooo! One convert for me! I gots me an ally...even if they left...*sniffle* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens

saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:11 pm
	*suddenly leaps up and laughs!* "HAHA! YOU FOOLS! I have a secret stash of my own special killer veggie, and you'll never find it!!!"*laughs like a crazy woman* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:11 pm
	Bye green! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:12 pm
	No...*sniffle sniffle* I did not get the battle of Cheese. I wish I had... ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:12 pm
	((do you guys hold these often? They're wicked awesome!!!)) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:13 pm
	*throws p/b at saheed* No you don't. ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:13 pm
	preggy... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:14 pm
	(We hold them whenever we happen to be on at the same time We've considered making a guild, but didn't...I didn't want to leave my current one. If you last long enough, we'll become neofriends and we'll contact you for the next war) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:14 pm
	a ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:14 pm
	a ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:14 pm
	"wanna fight, punk?" *pulls an enormous mutated eggplant from her handbag* "SIC 'EM!" *the eggplant lurches toward the others, howling* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:14 pm
	0_o! do so! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:15 pm
	Ack! I hate eggplant! *runs wildly, in every direction BUT away from the eggplant....* ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:15 pm
	(sweet) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:16 pm
	Ha! Just the ooportunity I've been waiting for! *summons Loyal Weasel Minions* Attack! Attack the Eggy Plant of Doom! Make it into a Taquito! I want's a little Taco! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:16 pm
	*laughs and pulls out 2 more killer eggplants and commands them to attack* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:16 pm
	"no! not weasels! CURSE YOU, FIFTH ESTATE!!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:17 pm
	*blinks, looks around* What happened to preggypreggy? ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:18 pm
	*flies around* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:18 pm
	Go! Chicken! Attack! *gobble, gobble*! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:18 pm
	*gasps* "She's still up there! on her doughnot of doom, or, whatever. ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:19 pm
	Oh...there you are...I thought that the Great Bannana came back to eat you...even though you've never met him.... ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:19 pm
	*stands still* "Hey, chicken's don't gobble. They cluck. AAH! MUTANT CHICKEN/TURKEYS!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:19 pm
	I am right here, dodging eggplants, of coarse! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:20 pm
	(who's the great banana?) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:20 pm
	Chicken Attack? Why is there always Chickens in the Aspargus Wars? *fires Aspara-Launcher at preggypreggy* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:20 pm
	*Chicken gets eaten by eggplant!, who says: "Do not interfer in the affairs of eggplants; for you are good and taste good with raw onions..."* ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:22 pm
	*shivers* The Great Banana... I remember reading about him... He exploded, din't he? ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:22 pm
	YOU DO NOT KNOW OF THE GREAT BANANNA? What is this world coming to?! I recieved the almighty blessings of the Great Bannana during the previous Asparagus Wars. *sniffle* His friend, neoshadow isn't here today... ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:22 pm
	*nods* The Great Banana explouded when I unleased my ultimate Asparagus-Themed Weapon. I should have saved it for this war. ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:23 pm
	I apologize humbly for my ignorance... but is he a god? ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:23 pm
	There are always chickens, aren't there? And m&ms.... *she said while dodging the aspara-laucher.* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:24 pm
	I'm not sure...I never asked. (If you want to read the first Asparagus War, go to the site in my siggy...and click Asparagus Wars...) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:24 pm
	Current Scores Me: 5 nickels Eon: (gets green's score added on) 118705 20 dollar bills Saheed: 189754449845 10 dollar bills Preggy: 2 pennys ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:24 pm
	So who's winning? ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:24 pm
	*nods solemly* He was... As so the Legends say... ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:26 pm
	*awed noises* Yes...the Legends... ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:27 pm
	(He, you're recording this one too, right? *gasps* Why am I losing?!? I have the Almighty Evil Flying Donut of Doom! I guess I shall have to release... The creme cheese! *Everyone is squirted with cremechese, including myself* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:28 pm
	*Gasps again* It's.... Light cremecheese?!?! Ack! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:29 pm
	What? Your winning! Pennies are the second highest on the scoring system! Asparagus is at the top  ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:29 pm
	(Of Course! So the others stay informed!) Ewwwwwww....now I'm gonna be smelly...and my bubble wrap armor is COMPLETLY ruined! *takes off bubble wrap and puts on wrapping paper* Now I'm FESTIVE! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:29 pm
	I like to eat bananas! Yum.... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:30 pm
	*screams and drops to her knees* "NO! The light creamy evil is melting my beautiful eggplants!" *indeed it is. The eggplants shrink into a puddle of purple goo. saheed hides her face in her hands, sobs, and cries out, "O GREAT BANANA! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEE?!?!? ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:31 pm
	Mwahahaha! The all-powerful bubble wrap is now removed! You are DOOOOOMED! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:31 pm
	*puts on tubawear* but I'm the safest! Wrapping paper won't last as long as tubawear in the microwave! hehehe... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:31 pm
	A girl named scoobychicked liked bananas. The Great Banana almost killed her for it... ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:31 pm
	*gasps* I'm gonna be microwaved? ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:32 pm
	No, the Great Banana hasn't. He hasn't forsaken my stomach, either... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:32 pm
	*bounces off wrapping paper like it was a brick wall* Gah! It is stronger than I thought! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:33 pm
	*in a last ditch effort, grabs the nearest cantelope and hurls it at preggypreggy, unware of what will happen...* (make it something big and crazyy) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
bubba_joe66 Status: 9 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:33 pm
	((*hops on tiny pinkie toe yelling and waving his ity bity arm....*Hey!! can I play too?))

new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:33 pm
	Yeah, haven't you noticed how hot it is in here? few! I shoudn't have put the settings on high... ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:33 pm
	Pah! Did you think I'd have just ANY old wrapping paper? I am INVINCIBLE yet again! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:34 pm
	Oh...that's not good. *ducks behind preggypreggy* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:35 pm
	(yup, it'll be big and crazy all right...) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:36 pm
	*looks at a dog asparagus* you look tasty! *eats him!* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:36 pm
	Rats! Foiled again! Shoot! I have to leave. Stupid bed....I have to get off! I was so much fun rping with you! I'll give my points to eon since preggy is winning, so eon as one penny, preggy has three, and saheed has one and one half. C ya next war! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
new_water_wave Role Play Master Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:36 pm
	g2g, bye! ------------------------- When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell it to make it’s own lemon jokes.
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:37 pm
	*eats saheed* yum yum yum! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:37 pm
	goodbye!!!!!!! ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:37 pm
	Goodbye comrade new_water_wave...don't worry, we'll let you know! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:38 pm
	hello? -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:38 pm
	*climbs back out of arye's mouth* "That is gross!!" Rams tons of asparagus down his throat ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:38 pm
	The cantalope whacks her square in the face, exploding into slimy mushiness. Nothing seems happen, but then the donut starts to vibrate, knocking poor me off, (at a high altitude, I might add) Suddenly, my beloved donut mutates, turning into a hugh, hidious monster. This is not good. "MY DONUT!!! NOOO!!! I SHALL HAVE TO BEG FOR YET ANNOTHER EVIL FLYING DONUT OF DOOM!!! NOOOOO!!! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:38 pm
	we can throw microwaves at one another
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:38 pm
	i am olone. -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:39 pm
	hey! i am not olone! yahoo! *eats everyone* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:39 pm
	Hey, jordyn, glad you could make it And preggypreggy, it serves you right! Stealin' the Evil FLying Donut of Doom from the Bagels and Doughnuts... ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:40 pm
	"what have i done?!" *runs over to preggypreggy* "Please, come back to the bright side and help me defeat the donut monster!" *reaches into handbag and gasps* "I have no fruit left! Just this sprouting potato." ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:41 pm
	You cannot eat me! I am invinicible! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:41 pm
	(Eon, can you remember everyone on our list so far? I'm trying to write them all down, and I can't remember...) *whimpers behind Eon* HOW COULD SHE!?!?! *she is obviously traumatised* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:41 pm
	(arye, stop eating everyone!!) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:41 pm
	*turns into a duck!* quack. *ground starts to rumble!* earthquack! ------------------------- it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:41 pm
	Gasp! Not a potato! They are EVIIIIIL! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:42 pm
	"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..." *curls up in a ball at eon's feet and sucks her thumb* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:42 pm
	i will stop eating everyone. *ground rumbles more!* earthquack! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:43 pm
	(I've written down everyone who has asked to be remembered...it would help if they requested to be our neofriends...hing-hint) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:43 pm
	*She snaps out of it at Eon's words* I did not STEAL it, it was given to be! I am it's heir! *she says proudly* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:44 pm
	*slaps saheed* Snap out of it! You created this monster so you can probably control it! Now, do your part! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:44 pm
	*the potato flies out of saheed's hands and rolls toward the donut* "AAH! EVERYONE GET DOWN, NOW!" *dives under the discarded bubblewrap, anticipating a huge reaction* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:44 pm
	earthquack! earthquack! *white sheet falls on me!* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:45 pm
	( I don't have scoobychick on my neofriend list...*whimpers* that hurt... Is that her whole username? Can't remember...) ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:45 pm
	Heir, Smeir. You stole it. I refuse to believe otherwise. You waited untill the donuts and the bagles were weakend by internal squabbles and then you STOLE it. Grrr...I neeed cheese. ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:45 pm
	quack quack quack! earthquack! *ground rumbles again* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:46 pm
	*potato taps donut and turns to mush* "That's it?!?!" *sticks her head up and frowns* "Well, then I must take further action." ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:46 pm
	(scoobychick6900) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:46 pm
	*The potatoes bumps the monster's feet, but doesn't do anything* No! I must be the one to control it!!! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:47 pm
	quack quack quack quack quack earthquack? and everything is white! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:47 pm
	*roots through her handbag, tossing out misc. junk, and then...* "AHA! I have the weapon to defeat the fiend!" *whips out the Sacred Tortilla of Carburator* "Behold!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:48 pm
	All this white is hurting my eyes...*puts on sunglasse* there...that's better. ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:49 pm
	hello, can i play to?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:49 pm
	*the chat room becomes flooded with my boogers!* earthquack! boogerquack! everything is white quack! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:50 pm
	Mmmm...tortilla...I needs Tacos...weren't my Loyal Weasel Minions supposed to get me some? *sigh* Good help is so hard to find. ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:50 pm
	I AM IT'S HEIR, I TELL YOU! MEEEE!!! *throws a fit* WHY DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME!?!?! *She is obviously is going through another mental shock over the loss of her poor donut* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:52 pm
	*still no use to anyone, as she is currently having a fit still* IT IS MINE, I TELL YOU!!! MINE!!!! I SHALL GET ANOTHER ONE CREATED! MARK... MY... WORDS!!! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:52 pm
	"oh, get a grip, preggypreggy." *raises the Sacred Tortilla high in the air and sings in frighteningly high sorprano. The microwave's door shatters and the tortilla flies toward the donut* "Gggeeeeeettt the doooooonuuuuut!!!!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:52 pm
	*laughs* Bit of a late reaction, huh? I do not believe you because you are from the Dark, Fluffier Side. And I mock your donut. ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:53 pm
	how could it get worse quack? *a dragon comes bye* quack quack quack quack! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:54 pm
	"I will assist the donut!" *finally stops singing and runs toward the donut beast, waving a discarded candy cane menacingly* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:54 pm
	quack quack! quack quack quack. [did you know i became a duck in this RP or anyhting like that? -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:54 pm
	*glares past the two soon to be heros, sees something on the floor* Ohhh.... Whazzat?!? *gets up and runs toward it* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?

aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:56 pm
	quack quack quack? quack quack quack! *eats dounut beast* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:56 pm
	hello? -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:56 pm
	*drives the candy cane into the donut, then screams as the donut rips it out and hurls it back* "Why, great banana? WH-" *doesn't finish, as she is knocked cold by the candy cane hitting her head* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:57 pm
	hello? -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:57 pm
	*sighs* I'm getting a headache...Where be my minions? *two weasels appear with asprin* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:57 pm
	*eats dounut beast* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:57 pm
	"O-link blocked- ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:58 pm
	theres a donut beast?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:58 pm
	well like i was saying, I am going to throw microwaves at all of you and get my killer oranges to attack you
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:58 pm
	*turns back into a humen* eating the dounut beast made me a humen again! i am soooooooooooooooooo happy!!! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:59 pm
	You okay? ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:59 pm
	(what, you missed the donut beast? it was created by me throwing a cantelope at the flying donut of doom) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:59 pm
	Oooo! *picks it up* Could it be?!?! It is an egg from the Evil flying donut of Doom! *Does the happy fish dance* I get another donut! I get another donut! *continues singing* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:59 pm
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 8:59 pm
	killer oranges? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:00 pm
	i am the donut of dooms daughter
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:00 pm
	(Jordyn...er..you may need to read the rest of this to understand...or not...it's up to you...) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:00 pm
	"I think I'll be okay," she says with garbled words picking herself up off the floor and rubbing the candy cane shaped welt on her forehead. "What's preggy preggy doing?" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:00 pm
	attack!!! *killer oranges start flying around the room, attacking all*
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:01 pm
	*finds a egg* i layed a egg when i was still a duck! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:01 pm
	A donut...egg? *snort* *mutters* I bet you stole it... ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:01 pm
	*panics, again* "Oh, god, not the oranges! eon, do you perhaps have a juicer?" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:02 pm
	*turns into a knight and kills the killer oranges!* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:03 pm
	why did we eat the donut beast?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:03 pm
	"Well. That was over fast. ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:03 pm
	(because he had to die) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:03 pm
	*turns back into a normel humen* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:03 pm
	ha! I am invulnerable to all kinds of citrus! I have wrapping paper on! *does wrapping paper jig* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:03 pm
	*as the knight kills the killer oranges, they come back to life and then over come him, and ruling rush him to his kingdom and then take over the village.
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:04 pm
	*The egg hatches, and a shiny-full brand new Evil flying donut of Doom appears* Yay! Now I shall fight the monster myself!!! *jumps on it, but it is not strong enough yet* Alas! I shall have to wait till it is older...*sigh* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:04 pm
	i am brave! i am cool! i am stupid! hey!!! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:05 pm
	Hmmmm *rumages around in coat pocket* Yep. I just happen to have a juicer with me. *hands it to saheed* ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:05 pm
	"That's easy for you to say. eon! Alas, i am without festive paper garments. *sighs and stares at her own outdated candy wrapper armor* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:06 pm
	it is not the end of me. they cut off me head! so i replaced it with a jack-o-lantern. -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:06 pm
	now that we have overcome the village, we steal genny's outfit and run away in it.
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:06 pm
	*Puts brandy-new donut in pocket* I'm happyish now! *gloats* ^______^ ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:07 pm
	my knew name is jack thes stupid pickle! hey!! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:07 pm
	*runs and steals new donut and laughs at preggy's puzzlement."
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:07 pm
	Awwwww...here *hands saheed birthday wrapping paper* Now you fit in all year round! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:08 pm
	*a giant spider comes bye!* ahhhhhh! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:08 pm
	*Grabs a slingshot, and starts firing at everyone* Mwahahaha! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:09 pm
	(sidenote: genny=Jenny=eon337...for all those who didn't know...heh-heh) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:09 pm
	saves eon337 *from the giant spider* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:09 pm
	a spider? kill it oranges!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:10 pm
	*summons donut back to pocket* You cannot steal my new prize from me!!! Bwahahaha! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:10 pm
	Er..thanks...arye...that was nice of you. ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:10 pm
	"Oh, thank you!" *puts on wrapping papwe and looks at in admiration* "What loverly birthday cakes. And now to deal with thems oranges!" *Charges forward and proceed to juice the oranges* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
xeno_ray Status: 1 Week	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:11 pm
	Can I Join??
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:11 pm
	*the spider dies for no reson* that was too easy. i want ninjas and donuts! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:11 pm
	*commands oranges to get flamming and bring her to my side to take over the world." *gets a dragon to take the donut back*

saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:12 pm
	"Will this cruel war never end?" *douses oranges in packet of plum sauce* "We should at least escape this accursed microwave!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:12 pm
	i have to go to bed soon! noooooooooooo! *i faked my age when i sighnd up for neopets* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:12 pm
	(sidenote: flaming=eon337...let's stick to one name here, okay! My neopets I.D. is eon337) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:13 pm
	bye arye! ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:13 pm
	*whimpers* I want armor.... ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:13 pm
	which name? flamming or eon? and did the killer oranges bring u over?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:13 pm
	i think soon there will be empoclimps. -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
xeno_ray Status: 1 Week	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:14 pm
	"Gravity + Aspargus + ROCKET PACK + COUPONS = ZOMBIES MWA HA HA HA HA
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:14 pm
	(I though so...what with all the boogers and stuff...no offense...) ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:14 pm
	"if only the Great Banana were still alive, he could save us." *pulls a peeler from her bag and peels the oranges so there will be less skin in the maramalade* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:14 pm
	*lightbulb* I shall use... Umbrella armor! ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:14 pm
	*eyes widen* HOW DID YOU KNOW! You guessed the secret formula! I bestow upon you three curse zombies! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:15 pm
	there are no more killer oranges. *the empoclimps start!* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:15 pm
	attack microwaves
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:15 pm
	*dangles some lipgloss sheer armor in front of preggypreggy and laughs evilly* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:16 pm
	Alas, the Great Bannana is perished. I shall not be converted to your cause, jordyn! I AM ONE WITH MY TOASTER OVEN! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:16 pm
	there is one more killer orange... and it is sitting on ur head
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:16 pm
	the world is ending to planet neptune! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:16 pm
	And I stand true to my home radioactive cooker! That would be a microwave. ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:17 pm
	No, to pluto
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:17 pm
	who wants to go to neptune? *earth is being destroyed for no reson!* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:17 pm
	*dashes forward and quickly peels, mashes, and cans the last killer orange* You are vanquished, foe! ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:17 pm
	to pluto! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:18 pm
	neptune is being overan w/killer oranges, everyone join me to go to pluto
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:18 pm
	hurry everybody to pluto! *goes there* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:18 pm
	YOU LIE! The Earth Shall Not Die for another 380,641 days! ------------------------- Check out angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:18 pm
	the earth is gone... accept the fact eon.. join us to go to pluto
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:19 pm
	*gasps* The world must not end! Without a world, where shall we grow asparagus? and cabbages? And in what skies shall preggypreggy fly her donut? *enter sad violin music* Are there any other mighty fruit/veggie gods? ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:19 pm
	are we there yet? -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:19 pm
	Eh...microwaves are cool, but Toaster Ovens are better. ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:19 pm
	* she gazes sadly at the battle field. While her foes discussed where they should move to, she could escape. She smiled* ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:19 pm
	we are on pluto... welcome to pluto...
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:19 pm
	can't argue with that toasty good argument. ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:20 pm
	*ominous rumbling* Gasp! I think there might be more fruit/vegi gods...! It's...it's... ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:20 pm
	NEVER! I WILL NEVER GO TO PLUTO! ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:20 pm
	i hope you like the aleins on pluto! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:20 pm
	join us... or be attaced by killer oranges and a dancing lampshade
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:21 pm
	we are on pluto! to leave you have to leave this RP! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:21 pm
	It's...(make something up, people!) ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:21 pm
	*sobs* "Help us, o sacred fuit/veggie gods! Save the earth from the killer oranges and lampshade!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:21 pm
	yes.... *hears a sudden noise* what was that?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:22 pm
	*a alein calls my mom a fat cow* my mom is not a fat cow! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:22 pm
	fine. leave me no choice. *yells: attack lampshade and killer oranges! and bring saheed to my custody!*
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:23 pm
	*The clouds part and a large papaya descends from the sky. It says, "I am the Grand Splendorous Papaya! I will save your puny earth on one condition!"* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:23 pm
	stupid alien... hey alien ur mom is a fat cow! lets continue on
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:23 pm
	*you smell my butt* ha ha! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:23 pm
	NO! NOT THE GRAND SPENDOROUS PAPAYA! NO!!!!!!!!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:24 pm
	Ipk! That shall be the name! ( random  typing on  keyboard...) ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:24 pm
	Er...what's the condition? ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:24 pm
	*saheed is dragged to jordyn* "I will never surrender! Do you not see? The Grand Splendorous Papaya will save us, and we can live in harmony on earth 'til the next war!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:24 pm
	we are on pluto, it does not matter anymore... come join us
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:25 pm
	shrek 2 is comeing out! *farts* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:25 pm
	no saheed, that will never ever happen. Oranges. take saheed to the dungeons, and make her dance with the monkeys and the doorknobs. NOW
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:25 pm
	what is going on? -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:26 pm
	(Ack! FACES?!? Where did these "faces" come from?!?) ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:26 pm
	Yes...that was the moral of the previous war. Peace is a time in which all sides make bigger and better weapons... ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:26 pm
	saheed has been kidnapped! i will save her! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:26 pm
	weapons... hehehehehe
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:27 pm
	u cannot save saheed
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:27 pm
	NO! Not the doorknobs! *screams all the way to the dungeon, then attempts to beat back the doorknobs with her handbag* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:27 pm
	lets save here! transports everyone to the dungeon... -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:27 pm
	*a killer orange jumps on ur head and starts doing the tango while a doorknob starts to tickle your feet* yes, the doorknobs! hey, give me that handbag!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:28 pm
	*kills the doorknobs* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:28 pm
	killer lampshades, get all of them and bring them here. NOW
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:28 pm
	(faces?) *sends Loyal Weasel Minions to rescue saheed* ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:28 pm
	*meanwhile, the Grand Splendorous Papaya has been watching, amused. "Yes... if you can bring me a purple mousepad in the next ten minutes, I will bring back earth, and there you will live in harmony until your next war, with bigger, better weapons"* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:29 pm
	*killer orange kissed the loyal weasel minions and laughs as they run away, wimpering.*
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:29 pm
	*kills jordyn2006 and he becomes a ghost* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:29 pm
	*jordyn2006 comes back and begins to summon all of her recruits.*
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:30 pm
	"I haha have HEE a purPHHbaaha mousepad! It's in my gmmph hahahaha bag! O-link blocked- throws her bag to one of the weasels and commands it to return to the papaya god* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:30 pm
	i got a purple mousepad! *runs to that grand person and gives it to him* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:31 pm
	*as the oranges come to life, they grab the handbag in the process and run with it*
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:31 pm
	what a great adventure! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:31 pm
	*frowns* I feel strange.... ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:31 pm
	*runs and takes the mousepad* ha what are you going to do now?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:32 pm
	*The Grand Spendorous Papaya smiles and says, "Well done! You have gotten me 1 purple mousepad! For fast work, you also get five more asparagus!" He gives asparagus to arye, the disappears. Suddenly the earth reappears* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:32 pm
	Wow...*impressed silence* I didn't think oranges HAD lips... *rumages around in coat pocket* Yep. I seem to have a blue mousepad, red mousepad, and...here it is...purple mousepad! *hands it over to Great Splendorous Papapya* ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:33 pm
	Awww...he doesn't need it... ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:33 pm
	evil mousepads... they shall be banned from earth from now on. oranges, go and attack all of eon's recruits, and bring them to me. now
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:33 pm
	*pulls the peeler from her pockets and tries to peel the doorknobs* "IT ISN'T WORKING!!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:34 pm
	killls the oranges and gives the handbag to michel jorden. michel throws the handbag to that person we need it to get to. -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:34 pm
	HA!!!!! get her lampshades! and doorknobs, tie her up
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:34 pm
	*saheed finally gathers up doorknobs and throws them in a tupperware*"jordyn, you've lost. We can live in harmony now, please let me free. I'll give you a candy bar!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:34 pm
	yes... the oranges are sadly gone... but there is grapefruit! come grapefruit, attack michael jordan!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:35 pm
	the earth is saved! we did it! yahoo! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:35 pm
	*struggles to free herself from the rope* Please? ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:35 pm
	yummy a candy bar... there is only one condition that you can be let free.
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:35 pm
	*shakes head* I summon the power of Cheese to help me to stop the Evil Killer Oranges! (have you noticed that this is becoming more and more a general food fight, rather than an asparagus war...weird...) ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:35 pm
	"What is the condition?" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:36 pm
	(it started as asparagus...) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:36 pm
	i will save you michel jorden! *calls bugs bunny and daffy duck and more!* -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:36 pm
	join me on the planet pluto and you can help rule the lands of the killer oranges, grapefruit, lampshades, and doorknobs. if you say no, you will be tied up even tighter and never be seen again.
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:37 pm
	bugs bunny un-ties the rope in 1 second! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:37 pm
	"But I want to go back to earth!" *breaks down in a crying frenzy* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:38 pm
	no! doorknobs, tie him up. now
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:38 pm
	(I know...hey, if we stay up a little longer we'll get to see Von Roo, right? Wait...scratch that...he won't be up for hours...grr) ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:39 pm
	"I'll give you 3 candy bars!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:39 pm
	rasheed.... hmmmmm... u have to marry a doorknob to return to earth. I shall let you free if you agree to marry a doorknob.
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:39 pm
	sandy from spongebob squarepants kills jordyn2006 once and for all! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:39 pm
	STOP RIGHT THERE! I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO CONTINUE. LOYAL WEASEL MINIONS, FREE SAHEED! ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com

saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:39 pm
	"hmmm... are you sure three candy bars aren't enough?" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:39 pm
	*the ghost whispers* now rasheed will never be free...
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:40 pm
	well ok 5 candy bars?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:40 pm
	marry a doorknob and attack everyone at the wedding! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:40 pm
	"OKAY OKAY OKAY! I'll marry the... ugh.. doorknob. JUst let me go home. PLEEEEASE!" *continues to cry* ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:41 pm
	"let's ALL go home." ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:41 pm
	u would rather marry a doorknob then give me 5 candy bars?
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:41 pm
	*Official Flaming Chickens Rocket shows up* Okay, back to Earth! ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:41 pm
	*grumbles* I'm leaving now... See you again sometime, Eon, and the rest. *disapears* (sorry, I got annoyed all of the sudden. To many oranges...) ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
aryehzucker100255 Dung Collector Status: 2 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:42 pm
	shrek come with donkey! shrek and saheed and everyone ride on donkey home! bye! -------------------------  it is all over when the fat lady sings. who has a fat lady?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:42 pm
	everyone is free to go.
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:42 pm
	"hmmm... All right, here's five candy bars." *hurls them at jordyn through the dungeon bars and sobs again* "Those were my last candy bars..." ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:42 pm
	Farewell preggypreggy...it just won't be the same without you... ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:43 pm
	yes... thank you saheed... you are free to go.. *opens doors*
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:43 pm
	goodbye preggypreggy, so sad to see you go
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:44 pm
	"YAY!" *leaps from her prison and onto a chicken flaming flying thing and rockets back to earth* (how do the wars end?) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:44 pm
	yes, how do they?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:44 pm
	bye o donut flying one! ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:44 pm
	saheed, tell others about me...
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:46 pm
	Hmmm...well...the last one ended with everyone reaching a group consensus on the victor, and everyone agreeing to meet up later. ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:46 pm
	"I shall, and they shall fear the name of jordyn" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:46 pm
	goodbye saheed, the candy person *whispers as she watches all of them fly awya...
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:47 pm
	There have been three Asparagus Wars and one mini-Cheese War, total. Well...actually...it's one big war with various battles. ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:47 pm
	awesome.... the name jordyn shall be feared forever... wheres the meeting then eon?
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:48 pm
	*everyone is back on earth except jordyn who stayed to rule pluto, I think (I left a note in my cell saying, "Visit earth sometime!")* "Well, thank goodness that's over. Now what shall we do?" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:48 pm
	THE WAR IS OVER! *everyone joins for closing ceremonies* ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:48 pm
	*gets on the phone with everyone to hear all of the plans*
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:49 pm
	*ponders, tapping head with her handbag, then snaps fingers* "Let's go home and build some bigger better weapons! Then we can fight again!" ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:49 pm
	oh yes saheed, thank you for the kind note. yes! the war is over! *cheers*
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:49 pm
	Uh, we just contact each other through neomail when the next war happens. And hope that almost everyone is on. ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:49 pm
	"When shall we all meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?" (quoting macbeth) ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:49 pm
	cool! ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:50 pm
	yes... thank yall for inviting me for this war.
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:50 pm
	awesome
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:50 pm
	*rides off into the sunset on a turkey* Fareweelllll.... ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
saheed Deranged but fun Status: 33 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:50 pm
	See you at the next waaarrrr... ------------------------- spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
preggypreggy Only my computer exists... Status: 22 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:51 pm
	*grumbles* coundn't leave yet... Hmm... well, see ya. ------------------------- Reallity... Really?
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:51 pm
	*walks away from window to share candy bars with the penguins who had just now danced into the room* goodbye everyone see yall at the next war
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:52 pm
	No prob. "Macbeth shall suffer neither death nor bane, 'till Birnhim Forest come to Dunsanane" -badly quoting MacBeth We usually don't decide 'till a week or so before, we try not to do it too often or it get's boring. ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:52 pm
	sorry if i annoyed u with the oranges preggy
jordyn2006 Status: 6 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:52 pm
	yes very true... does anyone want some candY/
eon337 Sorry, I don't exist! Status: 13 Months	Posted: 8 Nov 2003 - 9:53 pm
	Seeya, (My records shall stop here, anything else that happens won't be recorded) ------------------------- Like Quizzes? Check out www.flaming-chickens.com