Zorgoff the UnNameable
Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name? Zorgoff the UnNameable
What is your address? I am where I am and thats the only place I am... Maybe
How old are you? Due to unfortunate events involving the time-space continuum I am
unable to answer this question.
What is your planet of origin? Zoogofoli, which is earth in a parallel dimension.
What is your species? Zoogofolian
What is your blood type? Zg+- what would you expect. Anything else is extremely rare and
would have to be harvested imedately, leaving the donor lifeless.
Are you an organ donar? No, I am an organ repossession agent.
Are you a convicted felon? Not to my knowledge
Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught? Is this a set up? You'll never catch me!
What is your Mother's maiden name? Not Applicable
What is you Father's maiden name? George later changed to Zigglypop for maximum normality
Favorite Book: Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide
Favorite Bacteria/Virus: Planteria X
Favorite Word: I have not resided on Earth long enough to acquire a word that would
be considered a favorite.
Favorite question on this form:
What is your email? Blood type
Yes! I wish to receive one FREE noogie every other Saturday!
Yes! I want 700 daily e-mails, all containing copies of "The Song That Never Ends!"
Yes! I want TAB mafia protection!
Yes! I wish to waive my right to seek treatment for head/emotional trauma!
Yes! I want a subscription to a non-existing book club!
Yes! I'm not even bothering to read these! I'm just randomly checking!
TAB reserves the right to accept just about anyone. Proper safety precautions include, but are not limited to: Never throw books at strangers, Do not attempt to feed the books, Never attempt brain surgery unless the victim is unconscious and has no lawyer. TAB is not responsible for any injury, loss of life, limb, head or organs. This is just a fake form. TAB reserves the right to be weird (normal for us). Should you violate this right you may be forced to read a book.
WARNING! This is not an actual TAB registration form. Ingestion of TAB may cause: nasea, indigestion, demonic possession, measles, chronic phantom itchiness, general weirdness and in extreme cases destruction or dizziness. Induce vomiting and contact Poison Control if TAB is accidentally ingested.
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