-beep- (stupid sencor... i swear it's a conspiracy)
Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name? -beep- (stupid sencor... i swear it's a conspiracy)
What is your address? it's one of those, i tell u i kill u things..
How old are you? another tell u/ kill u things...
What is your planet of origin? quite sure yet... they think it just MAY be earth...
but "they" are still looking into it...
What is your species? human... i'm pretty sure.
What is your blood type? um.....
Are you an organ donar? not yet.
Are you a convicted felon? yes... no...yes...no... wait, what?
Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught? ... um... nooooo.... *nervously glances at nearest exits*
What is your Mother's maiden name? never bothered to ask.
What is you Father's maiden name? wait. isn't that my... huh?
Favorite Book: oh, oh, oh! i know this one...
Favorite Bacteria/Virus: west nile.
Favorite Word: the last one.
Favorite question on this form: the last one.
What is your email? -beep-@dangerous-minds.com
Yes! I wish to receive one FREE noogie every other Saturday!
Yes! I want 700 daily e-mails, all containing copies of "The Song That Never Ends!"
Yes! I want TAB mafia protection!
Yes! I wish to waive my right to seek treatment for head/emotional trauma!
Yes! I want a subscription to a non-existing book club!
Yes! I'm not even bothering to read these! I'm just randomly checking!
TAB reserves the right to accept just about anyone. Proper safety precautions include, but are not limited to: Never throw books at strangers, Do not attempt to feed the books, Never attempt brain surgery unless the victim is unconscious and has no lawyer. TAB is not responsible for any injury, loss of life, limb, head or organs. This is just a fake form. TAB reserves the right to be weird (normal for us). Should you violate this right you may be forced to read a book.
WARNING! This is not an actual TAB registration form. Ingestion of TAB may cause: nasea, indigestion, demonic possession, measles, chronic phantom itchiness, general weirdness and in extreme cases destruction or dizziness. Induce vomiting and contact Poison Control if TAB is accidentally ingested.
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*All unchecked boxes will automatically be assumed to be yes.
