Kris
Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name? Kris
What is your address? Secret
How old are you? A Secret Age
What is your planet of origin? Dark
What is your species? Evil
What is your blood type? Dark
Are you an organ donar? No
Are you a convicted felon? No
Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught? Yes
What is your Mother's maiden name? Evil
What is you Father's maiden name? Dark
Favorite Book: How To Be Evil
Favorite Bacteria/Virus: Evilitus
Favorite Word: Evil
Favorite question on this form: The Fifth One
What is your email? Secret
Yes! I wish to receive one FREE noogie every other Saturday!
Yes! I want 700 daily e-mails, all containing copies of "The Song That Never Ends!"
Yes! I want TAB mafia protection!
Yes! I wish to waive my right to seek treatment for head/emotional trauma!
Yes! I want a subscription to a non-existing book club!
Yes! I'm not even bothering to read these! I'm just randomly checking!
TAB reserves the right to accept just about anyone. Proper safety precautions include, but are not limited to: Never throw books at strangers, Do not attempt to feed the books, Never attempt brain surgery unless the victim is unconscious and has no lawyer. TAB is not responsible for any injury, loss of life, limb, head or organs. This is just a fake form. TAB reserves the right to be weird (normal for us). Should you violate this right you may be forced to read a book.
WARNING! This is not an actual TAB registration form. Ingestion of TAB may cause: nasea, indigestion, demonic possession, measles, chronic phantom itchiness, general weirdness and in extreme cases destruction or dizziness. Induce vomiting and contact Poison Control if TAB is accidentally ingested.
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