maroon
Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name? maroon
What is your address? 114 mcrawer street
How old are you? 15
What is your planet of origin? Xar
What is your species? Ploooper
What is your blood type? double R
Are you an organ donar? yes
Are you a convicted felon? 14 times
Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught? 72 times
What is your Mother's maiden name? katsufracis
What is you Father's maiden name? mcmoomoo
Favorite Book: The Little Train That Could
Favorite Bacteria/Virus: SARS
Favorite Word: hi
Favorite question on this form: this one
What is your email? moomoomamma@hotmail.com
Yes! I wish to receive one FREE noogie every other Saturday!
Yes! I want 700 daily e-mails, all containing copies of "The Song That Never Ends!"
Yes! I want TAB mafia protection!
Yes! I wish to waive my right to seek treatment for head/emotional trauma!
Yes! I want a subscription to a non-existing book club!
Yes! I'm not even bothering to read these! I'm just randomly checking!
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