Orcon-5

Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name? Orcon-5

What is your address? Too Long

How old are you? 14 Earth Years

What is your planet of origin? Zelfon

What is your species? Zelfonese

What is your blood type? Blue

Are you an organ donar? Um...organs?

Are you a convicted felon? Wanted in 54 US states lol

Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught? See above

What is your Mother's maiden name? Orc

What is you Father's maiden name? Since when do men have maiden names?

Favorite Book: 101 Ways To Blend in Amongst Earthlings

Favorite Bacteria/Virus: Streptococcus (i think)

Favorite Word: loofah

Favorite question on this form: NA

What is your email? sweet_cynic89@yahoo.com

Yes! I wish to receive one FREE noogie every other Saturday!
Yes! I want 700 daily e-mails, all containing copies of "The Song That Never Ends!"
Yes! I want TAB mafia protection!
Yes! I wish to waive my right to seek treatment for head/emotional trauma!
Yes! I want a subscription to a non-existing book club!
Yes! I'm not even bothering to read these! I'm just randomly checking!

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