poop

Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name? poop

What is your address? 41 poop ave

How old are you? 72

What is your planet of origin? cheese

What is your species? volcano

What is your blood type? yellow

Are you an organ donar? duh

Are you a convicted felon? maybe

Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught? maybe

What is your Mother's maiden name? sammy

What is you Father's maiden name? wells

Favorite Book: when the wind blew

Favorite Bacteria/Virus: hiv

Favorite Word: poop

Favorite question on this form: favorite bacteria/virus

What is your email? xmusicgooberx@aol.com

Yes! I wish to receive one FREE noogie every other Saturday!
Yes! I want 700 daily e-mails, all containing copies of "The Song That Never Ends!"
Yes! I want TAB mafia protection!
Yes! I wish to waive my right to seek treatment for head/emotional trauma!
Yes! I want a subscription to a non-existing book club!
Yes! I'm not even bothering to read these! I'm just randomly checking!

TAB reserves the right to accept just about anyone. Proper safety precautions include, but are not limited to: Never throw books at strangers, Do not attempt to feed the books, Never attempt brain surgery unless the victim is unconscious and has no lawyer. TAB is not responsible for any injury, loss of life, limb, head or organs. This is just a fake form. TAB reserves the right to be weird (normal for us). Should you violate this right you may be forced to read a book.

WARNING! This is not an actual TAB registration form. Ingestion of TAB may cause: nasea, indigestion, demonic possession, measles, chronic phantom itchiness, general weirdness and in extreme cases destruction or dizziness. Induce vomiting and contact Poison Control if TAB is accidentally ingested.

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