hi, I'm stoned...I mean I can't remember,I mean.....what was the
Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name? hi, I'm stoned...I mean I can't remember,I mean.....what was the
question?
What is your address? i dunno but i don't like snow, snow's cold
How old are you? old enough, anyway age is just a number....inching closer
What is your planet of origin? taco bell has great food when you've got the munchies, well i
do like Mc'Donald's fries and Burger king.....food
What is your species? i like to think I'm a little blue smurf but then someone said I
was more like asprite and now I'm confused or myabe I imagined the wholr
thing...now I am confused
What is your blood type? well my blood alcohol level is well above the leagal limit
but.....oh no they've found me....hide
Are you an organ donar? I've been a sperm donar does that count?
Are you a convicted felon? No, of cours not I was at you're
Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught? I dunno but you're dog is really freaking me out....it keeps
staring at me....
What is your Mother's maiden name? my mother was never a maiden in a far away land in a floating
castle....who told you that
What is you Father's maiden name? well last time I saw the aliens I was very little but they said
they'd be back to take me away on their space ship someday
Favorite Book: one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
Favorite Bacteria/Virus: oh no there on me...I knew it....must take showere,must take
shower
Favorite Word: It' s not my fault, wait that's a sentence I keep forgetting these
things
Favorite question on this form: i plead the fifth on the grounds that anything I say can and will be
used against me
What is your email? That's none of your business and I'd thankyou to stay out of my affairs
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