the name that i sure won't tell you

Sample FAKE TAB REGISTRATION FORMS
What is your name? the name that i sure won't tell you

What is your address? somewhere that is called home

How old are you? does it matter as long as i'm cute right?

What is your planet of origin? um....the one that looks all shiney and it's round too!

What is your species? homo

What is your blood type? red or blue cant decide

Are you an organ donar? no i play the piano

Are you a convicted felon? not yet

Have you ever commited a felony and were just never caught? won't tell

What is your Mother's maiden name? joe

What is you Father's maiden name? stacy

Favorite Book: the one with lots and lots of words in it

Favorite Bacteria/Virus: the one that i don't have

Favorite Word:

Favorite question on this form: favorite word

What is your email? ben_dover@buckfutter.con

Yes! I wish to receive one FREE noogie every other Saturday!
Yes! I want 700 daily e-mails, all containing copies of "The Song That Never Ends!"
Yes! I want TAB mafia protection!
Yes! I wish to waive my right to seek treatment for head/emotional trauma!
Yes! I want a subscription to a non-existing book club!
Yes! I'm not even bothering to read these! I'm just randomly checking!

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