Bethany
"Good Evening. I am Bethany, guardian of felines and protector of these, my precious darling kitties. If you so much as set one pinkie out of line, I will tear you limb from limb. These cats belong here and only here, no where else, you can adopt you own by following the links. I am very protective of my little friends and would rather die than see one hurt. Now that pleasantries are out of the way. Please, go and meet them. They are incredibly sweet and love all company."
Bethany came from here.