Celebrity (Anime Character) Jepordy
By Ara Catwing
*Cure theme music*
Alex: Hello, and welcome, to today's hell-sent episode of
Celebrity Jepordy...
*Spotlights reveal 3 guests*
Alex: Our guests today are Lina Inverse, the flat-ches...
Lina: NANI?!?
Alex: (coughs nervously) Moving on, Our next guest is Dilandau
Alba...
Dilandau: Moreo! Moreoooo!!!
Alexe: Very good... Last is that loveable little bastard rat,
Pikachu!
Pickachu: Chuuu!
Audience: Aww....
Alex: Well. Isn't that special?
Ara: (Chucks a book at Alex) Wrong SNL skit! Stay with the
script!
Alex: (Glaring at the fanficker) Anyways... Our catagories this
round are...
*Little boxes light up*
Alex: Chemistry, Giant Robots, Your name, Furry creatures and
History.
Lina: Ha! This'll be a breeze for someone as beauthiful and
intelligent as me...
Alex: Wll, thank you for informing us...
*Lina starts funimg*
Alex: (Pulls nervously at his coller) Well, Dilandau, you have
control of the board...
Dilandau:L Chiku...
Alex: What? (Looks to the judges who just shrug)
Alex: *Sweatdropping* Due to a strange speech impediment in one
guest, and the two word vocabulary of aother, control goes to
you, Lina.
Lina: I thought so! I'll take shemistry for 200, Alex!
Alex: This is the symbol for Phosphorus. One letter, first letter
in "Pine".
*Buzzer rings out*
Alex: Yes?
Pikachu: Piii...ka?
Alex: I'm sorry, you have to ph... (judge whispers something in
his ear)
Alex: Uh... the judges just informed me that "ka"
denotes a question in Japanese...
*The amount pops up on Pikachu's podium*
Alex: (Sighs) You have control of the board..
PikachU: Chuuu! Pikachu!
Alex: Let's try "Your Name" for a thousand. What is,
your name.
*Dilandau's buzzer goes off*
Dilandau: Wa...Watashi was Serena... (Screams and clutches his
head)
Alex: (Backing away) Sorry...but no. Anyone else?
*Pikachu's buzzer*
Pikachu: Pi, KA..chu!
Alex: (Facefaults) That is... correct!
*Scores pop up: Pikachu with $1200, Dilandau wiht -$1000 and Lina
with 0*
Alex: Well, it's still your board...
Pikachu: Cha?
Alex: Anyone else care to choose? No? Fine. Furry creatures then!
*A dog bark rings out*
Alex: What makes that sound?
Dilandau: (Shaking) Ja..ja... (Screams again then reverts back to
Serena) Jajukaaa!!!
*Lina's buzzer*
Lina: A low-rank brass demon!
*Buzzer*
Pikachu: Chuu!
Alex: NO! Stop! (Kicks over his podium) Let's just go to final
Jepordy! "Do you breath air?" that's your question!
*The contestent all write while music plays*
Alex: (Sighs) Let's see what you've got..
*Dilandau holds up a detailed drawing of Allen*
*Pikachu holds up a few pawprints*
*Lina starts chanting the "Dragon Slave" incantation*
Alex: (Coughs again) Well... thaty's it for Jepordy...
*EXPLOSION*
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